Cursed_Honey

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What $1064 worth of USPS Mail Carrier uniforms looks like. Seriously, $1064.

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Thanks, I hate Nut

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Finally spotted one. Is it worthy?

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I mean we waited...

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If someone photoshopped the colors on this 1959 picture and told me it was from the Capitol on January 6th, 2021, tell me you wouldn’t believe it was real.

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Cosplay of the year goes to this guy. Laser-Raptor, they've been extinct for thousands of years.

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Hail yourselves this day!

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When it’s casual Friday and a co-worker asks me where my uniform is...

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Not a meme per say but maybe the mods will allow me to post my new Fitbit that I was blown away to find had an LCARS screen. Happy exercising! Jog long and prosper!

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Thanks I hate Backpacks

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This is my own father who hasn’t spoken to me since the election

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When you get pulled over drunk af and the cop says you only have one headlight...

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I pay $320 a month for health insurance that covered $27 of this bill for antibiotics.

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Ingooood - Collection Pavilion - 1000 Pieces

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MFW someone says Inner Light was just ok...

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Put a vacant card for new delivery, it got pulled. Put another one and circled the please fill out part, this is what they wrote. Couldn’t make this up if I tried. Just Me....

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Handsome man

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My score for the day. Did I win?

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My favorite cbu. It’s at least 100 years old.

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Tucker Carlson explaining how MLB pulled out of Georgia and doesn’t at all explain why. Also, comments shut off by a news channel watched by people claiming to be censored.

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When you get high af on some alien planet but the bong ain’t hittin right...

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New to the community. New user. Ok, while I’m an active mail carrier in the states, and I’m very active and have a mail route that does have quite a bit of walking involved, this is hard to chew. 3,700 calories? Really? Nuh-uh. Someone break down this for me. Steps I can believe, but 3,700 calories?

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It’s 1000 pieces, it’s called The White Hell, and pardon my French, but, fuck this.

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Yeah Thursday’s gonna suck.

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He lays like this for hours sometimes.

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Successful food drive today.

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Oh, hello there

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When Jong Un is ready to blow the facade with the US but his generals chime in...

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Walking through publix only day off this week and I almost had a damn panic attack. Inside carrier joke.

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Someone on Tasty made an exceptionally high-quality Frank cake.

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A pic can’t do justice to this. 2011 Tacoma 2 Sundown X18 V2’s on a Sundown 4000 All Cadence mids and highs. Ground Pounder!

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An accurate representation of life as a CCA

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Being a huge Star Trek fan, especially Next Gen, this was easily the most satisfying 1000 piece puzzle I’ve ever done.

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Reposting cause I felt like it belonged here. It’s definitely not, though.

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I built my own wooden tray with slots of various size according to what I get least of and most of cause why not.

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Door-to-door porn. OCD satisfied.

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“What size shoe are you? These are a little to big for me.” said the regular. Boom. Shout out to you, Kim. $160 saved. Some co-workers are freakin awesome.

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My wife loves these. She has no idea...friggin red plum.

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....well ok then.

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Every. Single. Box. On every street. I swear they’re doing it on purpose today. Bad garbageman!

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$5 difference, for a different shape of literally the same thing. Thanks, Apple.

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...mmyep

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This small pack of warheads with all blue.

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This 19 story tall, $700,000, 3000 sq feet condos lobby bathroom had one ply toilet paper.

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My friend is having a baby shower and is naming his daughter Lilly. Cheers to whoever made these Golden Rochers!

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When you’ve done a full route, a piece, come back and done priority, and then gone BACK out because it’s a mandate and everything sucks but then you roll in eating an apple cause fuck it.

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“You’re a mailbox, Harry!”

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I’ll see your drawn on stamp with a lucky number!

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Oh, hello Monday...

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So I guess I’m calling out to work today...

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Got this Santa note in a box today. For the rest of my life now I will refer to him as Zantu, Bringer of Joy: Master of the Deer of Rein.

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Me - “Its literally just the cover page...” Supervisor - “Well the address is on it, deliver it.”

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About to do your first visit? Avoid these dark thought-elephant elves, they’re just awful. Instead, focus on the more pleasant, energy elves, who tell you positive things. Like, life, happiness, and, 42?

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Buddy of mine asked a girlfriend of his if she could walk his dogs for him today. He forgot to say - Don't grab the close-line when they rush out the door, my lures are hanging there.

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I give you Mailception 2 : First Class

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These individually packed Swedish Fish

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I said slap the fool!!

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Does it bother anyone else when the first ingredient in a sauce is someone else’s sauce?

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“Whoa man, lets uh, let’s get some light up in here.”

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Do you dare?

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CCA Pay Table - Just thought the new bloods might wanna see it.

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I’m thinking of buying one and heard at least one review from a fellow carrier. But still, thoughts? Should I buy the battery? We all know llv chargers and their never breaking and all that.

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Happy Mother’s Day!

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I’ll see you worth a shot, and raise you one.

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Does anyone else rationally just not trust this lock style in public restrooms besides me?

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Literally the first stop on the route today, bastards.

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