You either die a hero, or live long enough to fall from prominence and end up getting screwed over by Macedon2yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such war movies such as 'Tora! Tora! Tora!'3yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
'Ah, Alice Cooper! May I just say that your musical abilities are im-peck-able'2yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
Drought? Blame the Jews. Missing cow? It's the Jews. Stubbed your toe? Oh, you know it's them Jews again...3yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
Hey look, the Winged Hussars have arrived! Someone should write a song about this3yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
You landed on the Moon without pizza or Jesus? What's even the point?3yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
You gotta watch out for those Americans; I heard they have boats... with guns...2yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
We already have a Summer and Winter Olympics; we don't need a 'Genocide Olympics'3yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
'Fear not, comrade. I am prepared for alien attack, all thanks to Space Invaders'2yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
'Yes, those jewels are rather impressive. Tell me, have you ever heard of the term 'finders keepers'?'2yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
'Hey guys, you're not gonna start building forts across the region, are you? Guys?'2yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
The worst part is that Mehmed used some of the crumbled walls of Constantinople to make the tombstone2yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
'Gentlemen, gather round and hail the greatest mathematical advancement of our time! It's a parallel line... on top of another parallel line'2yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
No need to panic. I'm sure the Soviets will tell everyone what's going on...3yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
Just wait until he gets into the debate about whether 'Viking' is a noun or a verb...3yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
Um, George? Are you OK? Your mouth has appeared to have expanded beyond what is humanly possible2yr ⋅ johnlen1n ⋅ r/HistoryMemes
