An intriguing read

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He's on ketamine, isn't he?

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Head in a spin

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me_irl

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Into the lava, you go

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The whole thing really blew up in poor Alfred Nobel's face

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You've gotta be kitten me

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Science can be a cruel mistress

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Littering?! NASA can be so trashy at times

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Shaken, spear shall be

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Hey look, Mace Windu is there too!

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Someone's getting fired for this

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Gotta meet that quota

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Gotta bless 'em all!

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Cough and lightsaber addiction included

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Droids win!

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Trying to get rid of the evidence? Not on Mr Eisenhower's watch!

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I knew this day would come

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It's a spicy tale that will surely stand the test of thyme

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'Are you sure you don't want to come in and browse my bedding wares, Hans? You look tired from all that intimidation you're trying to do'

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I'd watch out for this Mussolini guy; he seems like the real deal!

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CTRL C+V

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Don't be greedy, Anakin

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Kids, strap yourselves in

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I will be pulling the lever

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These are confusing times

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We stand on the threshold of a new beginning

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The perfect defence

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He called me Jedi scum

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KEEENNNNNNNOOOOBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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'There's always a bigger fish'- Ron Swanson, 32 BBY

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Begun, the Bot Wars have

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Your efforts mean nothing to me

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These are the true Knights Who Say 'Ni'

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Good, he's ignited his lightsaber in preparation for the fight to come

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Knew there was something I had to do that morning

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'Wait, we're gonna make it! Man, I thought we were fuc-'

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Hello Peter

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Just having fun

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Imagine travelling to a continent by boat

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The ticking? It's... a clock...

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Story time will have to wait, Alfred

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Grab a bowl, bitch

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Roll right off the production line

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The true master of the Four Elements

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'Lord Ganglynads, the shadow has crossed the line! To the tavern!'

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Elvis' chance of getting polio has left the building; thank you and good night!

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Just mistaken identity...

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I need a new roommate

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Gonna cry, Obi-Wan?

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Tough luck, nerd

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Let me tell you kids about Snake

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'Ooohhhh, the Geneva Convention! In Japan, we call it the 'Geneva Suggestion''

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I'll remember for next time

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So ungrateful

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How fast can you run, son?

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To this day, we still don't know who really started that fire

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me_irl

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Wait, I know you

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Fuck, where'd he go?

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They have a type

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Best script ever

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Yet they still won't go down

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Ah, the innocence of youth

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That A is mine

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Italy wouldn't do that against Belgium tonight... right?

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*chuckles* Je suis en danger

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Faramir, you seeing this shit?

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No more Putin up with that BS

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Gotta wait until September to celebrate Mexican independence, kids

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Keep it secret

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Trust me, lobotomies will go down in history as 'big brain moves'

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It's particularly good

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'Wow, honourary Aryans... thanks, Adolf...'

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Now that's smart

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That's against the rules, right?

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I don't believe it

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I rest my case

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And I thought games of Monopoly got violent...

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How very intriguing

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I smell pro-French empires... and elderberries

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'But it's for the good of global prosperity! Ugh, fine, I'll make my own club...'

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me_irl

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Anakin knows better now

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He has a way with words

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Damn those Chinese, making Pepe spill his food

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They'd better stay away from Obi-Wan and Anakin...

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'A body of water?! Those crafty British bastards...'

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Just can't win

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Shut your (medieval) mouth

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The French retort, believe it or not, was 'le bitch'

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When naming wars, it's all about catchy names that are easy to remember

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Life's a beach

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When hailed as China's 'basest warlord', Zhang Zongchang needed a damn good poem about bastards

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It's so pretty

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I think Megatron is a Sith Lord

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Undefeated

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Donkey has fine taste

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Both Robert Recorde's genius and laziness are unequalled

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Shizo Kanakuri took the whole 'slow and steady' thing a bit too far

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'Yes, both are great, but have you tried flintlock axe pistol?'

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'Hey there, buddy. So, about all this strife between us...'

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Nice try

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I have a bad feeling about this

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Yeh bitch! Pirates!

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Ah, an open window

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Get the belt

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These Soviet dogs really do have it ruff

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Nicht gut, Herr Parker

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'Look who's laughing now, Pierre!'

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That will soothe the burn

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What a nice guy

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Darn, not again

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Damn, what a mystery

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I worked hard on it

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Chiellini summoned the strength of times gone by, as football headed back towards Rome

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Tigger, bring in the tanks

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I'm sure this style of duelling will really take off

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He got all those medals for doing a good job in Rebels

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What a way to go

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The only way to win an argument

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It's a living

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I am the American Psycho

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Can't take a compliment

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Alright, who put Turkey's seat next to Greece's?

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This is where the fun begins?

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That's hot

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A pleasant surprise

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A product so good that Monty Python would make a song out of it

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The ulti-mutt weapon devised by the Soviets

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I feel the need to hold my fellow pilot in my arms... and speed

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'Shift it slightly to the left? Ito, you're a genius!'

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'Well sir, I'd love to give up my seat to this white woman, but I just could not give a single fuck'

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Lies? Deception? Not with ol' Benito in charge!

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He loves to dance

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Good soldiers deserve lasagna

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Hope they don't start stealing water too...

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We all have, Germany... we all have...

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Kudos to Mr Depp

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Lobster can be quite pricey; it's a real pinch on wallets

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Respect each other's privacy, kids

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The hell was that?

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Humour has come a long way

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Ah yes, the 'Jedi arts'

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Speed, I am speed

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