In Halo (2022-) Several UNSC Marines survive longer than 20 minutes after encountering the Master Chief, this is because it is fiction.2mo ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Revenge Porn (2016) Uh you know what? I don't feel comfortable typing that into a search engine. You win this round Lifetime.2yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
There's a gun against our heads and voice saying Dance, or die.3yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
This is why I respect people on Etsy who do all the work themselves.2yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
I don't think I would be responsible enough to have this power, but I'll take it.3yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/memes
In Moana (2016) we know the story takes place in the distant past because there are living coral reefs2yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In TUWOMT (2022) Nic Cage's daughter is played by Lily Sheen (Parents: Kate Beckinsale, Michael Sheen) this is because his real daughter is 1, making her too young to play a teenager)2yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I always thought of Elmo as an annoying little shit that stole screen time from Grover but here we are.2yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/lostgeneration
In Orphan: First Kill we're just supposed to accept that Julia Stiles has two teenagers even though she just played one in 10 Things I hate about you (1999)1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Some bisexuals prefer triple chocolate fudge cake to lemon bars and are just as valid.1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/bisexual
In Lightyear (2022) Sox the cat mimics many cat behaviours except sticking his butt hole in anyone's face. This is because as a robot, he doesn't have one.1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Halo 2022 is unrealistic because Master Chief doesn't spend every episode waiting for his shields to recharge while 15 enemies taunt him for having one sliver of health left.2yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Hellraiser (2022) the Cenobites garments are made of their own mutilated flesh. This is because it's awkward to show up somewhere only to discover someone else wearing the same outfit.1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Thanks to Doctor Strange I can finally look at Elizabeth Olsen without seeing her creepy sisters and oh, nope, there it is again.1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
If you really want to make a book interesting, tell someone they can't read it.2yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/stephenking
To date M3GAN (2022) has grossed more than M1GAN and M2GAN combined.1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Replace an important worker? Pay people for additional work? That's crazy talk.3yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/antiwork
You want to take something everyone needs and restrict it? Congratulations, you're the bad guy.1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/LandlordLove
In The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) a young man (Ewan McGregor) becomes a Jedi Warrior, this suggests drugs were involved in the writing of the screenplay.1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I didn't come here to watch straight people flirting, I came here to see giant robots beating the crap out of each other.1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/bisexual
If she waits one more year she'll be old enough to be the British librarian who does that.8mo ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/buffy
In Damsel (2024) Chrisjen Avasarala (Shohreh Aghdashloo) achieves her final form by becoming a fucking dragon. Good for her.1mo ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
We should be housing people, not punishing them for having nowhere to live.3yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/ontario
Kinda torn seeing Ontario Place used in Strange New Worlds. That place used to be so cool, now it's a ruined alien city.2yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/ontario
Donald Faison was set to play Booster Gold in season 8 of DC's Legends of Tomorrow and it sucks the show got cancelled because he would have been a terrific addition to the team.1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/Scrubs
The Princess (2022) has to kill her way to freedom because misogynists would rather be stabbed to death than acknowledge she's a better fighter than they are.1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
In Colossal (2016) Anne Hathaway gets drunk and destroys Seoul South Korea, this is a reference to how tourists behave.1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
So you take out Russian dark money and reduce rent. Sounds like a win-win.2yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/LandlordLove
This is now my favorite picture from SGU and I really want to watch the alternative universe DVDs where this was the tone of the show.3yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/Stargate
In The Ring (2002) they say that once you see The Ring you will die in seven days. I saw this movie 19 years ago and am very much alive.3yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Found this in my living room and I don't remember buying it. Reads like stereo instructions.1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/bookporn
Honestly this is the only bench I've seen lately that isn't also anti-homeless architecture, so I guess I'm okay with this?1yr ⋅ JoHeller ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
