CORGI DOWN! I REPEAT, CORGI DOWN IN THE MUD!!!!!
Fruit Goes Here
My bed is Me-Sized.
Oh, what a cute little fluffy Corgi! Just what I always wanted. My own little fluffy Corgi! I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him and… Every. Single. Day.
Super Corgi to the Rescue!
Sometimes it takes every molecule of my being to ignore you.
What is this Personal Space of which you speak?
For my Cake Day, a demonstration of who runs the house
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
Raspberries by the Pound
This is how I roll.
No? NO? Did you really just say no the THIS face?
Jasper approves of this new mode of transportation
Sleeping upside down is twice as restful
I was 1.3 seconds late with Jasper's breakfast.
Only after 5 days of camp is Jasper this much of a cuddle bug.
Contrary to popular belief, Jasper does occasionally enjoy going outside
There is a certain kind of smile that only comes out after being freshly groomed...
This will not stand.
Have you even been startled awake?
I'm fairly certain that a successful early morning grooming session triggers a second breakfast.
Every picture tells a story...
I did this.
Just keeping Mum's feet warm
Sleeping Bed Adjacent. It's a thing now.
Nope. Not getting up today.
We thought we got a memory foam rug. Jasper actually got a Comfort Begging Platform.
This is my Little Help? face.
What do you mean no more treats?!?!?
Perhaps YOU can tell me why I can see the bottom of my food bowl?
My begging leans more towards subtle psychological warfare
It's a celebration Bitches!
Hello. Excuse me. Hello. Pardon. I want watermelon. Hello?
Fortunately Jasper's instinctual Stranger Danger reflex quickly passed.
Nothing is better then cuddles with mommy.
I call this look my Cloak of Invulnerability. With it, I can get away with almost anything.
The Most Interesting Yet Moderately Concerned Corgi In the World
He came at me Bro.
What? It was absolutely like this when I got here.
The first time you realize your little brother is tougher than you.
Does this sock make my paw look small?
Home made Glamour Shot
Bath time? No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOO!
I gain comfort from the quantity of distinct textures I’m in physical contact with while sleeping.
Sometimes, when no one is looking, I practice looking majestic.
When it's Mum you're smushed up against, it's always comfortable.
Serious Peek a Boo is Serious
Jasper made a friend and they started Synchronized Derping almost immediately
You want me to do what now?
This is my interception face...
That time Jasper tooted on a littermate
The Corgi Overlords disapprove of your toils.
I'm in the car! I'm in the car!
Kleenex box, meet the Mitt of Justice.
On couches as on beds, Corgi Rules of Territorial Occupation never favor the Uprights.
Momma's view -- Hello. Pardon. I want watermelon. Hello?
Happy Jasper is Happy!
Happy Valentines Day!
I found a way to make myself even smaller: Corgiami!
I told you once... I prefer this table like it is. Upside down. Don't test me.
Your attempts to remove this blanket will be for naught
Dunnnn Dunnnn Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Dramatic Corgi!
Wait, what? What do you mean this wasn't for me?
This morning I figured out how to best use the pillow top from my new bed instead of eating it.
Vienna Sausage in Repose
Getting ready to move isn't all bad...