Oh, what a cute little fluffy Corgi! Just what I always wanted. My own little fluffy Corgi! I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and pat him and pet him and rub him and caress him and... Every. Single. Day.10yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
We thought we got a memory foam rug. Jasper actually got a Comfort Begging Platform.11yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
I call this look my Cloak of Invulnerability. With it, I can get away with almost anything.10yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
I'm fairly certain that a successful early morning grooming session triggers a second breakfast.11yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
I don’t always lick Mum’s feet, but when I do, I maintain an uncomfortable level of eye contact with Da9yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
There is a certain kind of smile that only comes out after being freshly groomed...12yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
On couches as on beds, Corgi Rules of Territorial Occupation never favor the Uprights.11yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
Found puppy pictures of Jasper on an old hard drive. This is the first one of us together when he was 6 weeks old.10yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
Jasper made a friend and they started Synchronized Derping almost immediately11yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
I gain comfort from the quantity of distinct textures I’m in physical contact with while sleeping. 12yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
Have you ever been in the middle of something and TOTALLY forgotten what it was you were doing?11yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their boxes.11yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
I told you once... I prefer this table like it is. Upside down. Don't test me.12yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
2016 Jasper Calendar now available, ALL proceeds to CorgiAid. Details in comments.9yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
Corgi Socks for charity! ALL proceeds to CorgiAid & Cinnamon Trust. Details in comments.7yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
This morning I figured out how to best use the pillow top from my new bed instead of eating it.11yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
Even emerging victorious from a hard fought battle isn't enough to assuage the Monday blues.10yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
After an extensive bout of Keep Away, the easiest way to tell I'm running low on steam is the deployment of Side Tongue.12yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
I have mastered the TLoP (Tactical Look of Pity), designed to melt the will of any Upright.11yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
I'm experimenting with a new method of kitchen camouflage to aid in surreptitious food acquisition. 12yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
Sometimes I shred with such fervor that I need to stop mid-rip to refresh and reinvigorate.12yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
Don’t look now... but there... is... a bee... on your... shoulder... Don’t... Move...12yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.12yr ⋅ joeharre ⋅ r/corgi
