My tent takes longer to set up if you speak Spanish.

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Four years since installing the “Scissor Antitheft Device.” Nobody has figured out the flaw yet.

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I have identified a flaw in my college's scissor retention plan.

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I'm almost 40 years old. Married. One child, and another on the way. Decent job. This is my biggest accomplishment in life.

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I give my daughter a love note in her lunchbox every day. I’ve never been more proud of my work than today.

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How do I explain to my child why I refuse to buy the world’s biggest gummy worm?

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My buddy found this in the Salish Sea (Washington State). I can’t find info online. Any ideas?

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My first reddit post...a picture of me and someone you may know drinking beers together.

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My friend, after I tell him that I downvote low effort Cake day posts...

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My college's scissor retention plan remains a success!

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301. 11 darts out. I’m not saying that the quarantine is good, but...

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These instructions are a photoshopped scan of paper instructions.

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I got to drive her for two weeks, now I have to wait two weeks for Cassidy to get a new engine.

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