Man who votes against the bodily autonomy of those who can become pregnant wonders why he can't get a girlfriend 🤔1yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
MRW I find out the girl who bullied me mercilessly (for being poor and worse, according to her, fat) got kicked out of her prestigious university for poor grades, now works a badly paid job and put on at least as much weight as I've lost7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I pop in for a visit to see if anyone needs any upvotes to make their day better6yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
My severely constipated husband emerged from the bathroom a few hours post laxatives. I had cued up Handel's Messiah Hallelujah Chorus to play on blast on our bluetooth speaker to surprise him. Trollin' til I die, y'all.7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Yelled at a white supremacist who was shouting his bullshit on the subway tonight. Not in MY city, asshole.7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I was in highschool, one of my favourite teachers had his first kid. This morning, I saw pictures of his kid's graduation on facebook. What? She's older than like, 9 or 10? Shit. MRW.6yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm the lady who found out the department intern had the same title as me. MRW today I find out my manager has submitted a request to promote me two levels above my current title7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Soooo... at what radius from the aerola (more or less) is a nipple hair no longer merely a nipple hair and it is now definitely a chest hair? Asking for a friend.8yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you've just taken a huge dump and your jeans fit REALLY well now7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I put my hair into a fishtail braid and my husband excitedly comments that my hair looks like a trilobite. #nerdlove, y'all.7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Waterford Whispers (Ireland's satirical news site) is on point today8yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TFW people are posting old photos of their war veteran relatives for Rememberance Day but your relatives were Germans so.....7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Me to my husband when I get a positive OPK (please note there is no gif for time to to power wash my cervix with your sperm which is what I ACTUALLY said)6yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
One for the volume eaters - Tom Yum Goong (with zoodles) - 750mL of soup for 180 calories7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/1200isplenty
MRW my parents won't consider a specific rescue dog who would be PERFECT for them because they want to get a puppy from a breeder7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Chicken Curry with Spinach: 261kcal | 22g protein | 14g fat | 11g carbs | 2.5g fibre7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/1200isplenty
My company is presenting a major project to a client this morning, we were one of two vendors selected to pitch. I am the one presenting it, this is a big step for my career, and if the project sells, we'll blow our revenue target out of the water. Unfortunately, my nerves have now hit my colon...7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I compliment a coworker on the dress she wore to the office holiday party, and she says they had it in black too, but I try not to look too skinny8yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, while I am taking the dog out for a hopefully VERY brief pee break in record breaking -37C/-35F windchill, I see someone out on the sidewalk jogging....6yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my male coworker is taking the executives to task about our egregious lack of maternity leave salary top up6yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Everytime I've gone to the bathroom at work and I'm reminded that I shaved all the things last night 😼😼😼7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I knew I'd have failed you, my trolls, if I didn't buy these cat wine markers8yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my notoriously tight fisted employer's phishing simulation is an email asking us to log in to claim a free lunch6yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
A long awaited promotion came through - but I'm negotiating the shitty raise they tried to offer! Wish me luck, trolls!7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I feel like we are kindred spirits, trolls. Our paths to the type of person we are have been divergent but we've all ended up here. Tell me your life story. How did your troll self take shape?6yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I totally accidentally insult my misogynistic, bitter against his ex-wife co-worker (short story in comments)6yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
If you park like this, someone, someday, is gonna let the air out of your tires for being a stupid, selfish prick.3yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/Hamilton
FYI - Barton Centre (aka Target) clinic has Moderna only if you are >30. I had Moderna for 1&2 so I was hoping for Pfizer, but a booster is a booster. Happy holidays everyone, stay safe 🤞2yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/Hamilton
CEO of PrimaDonna (Bra company) has male employees wear weighted prosthetic breasts equivalent to E cups8yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I stopped hormonal BC - gonna try and get knocked up. I forgot how awful real periods are. Ugggggggh6yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When replacing the two funsize crispy crunch bars with two funsize wunderbars in my calorie tracker gets me to my daily protein goal...7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I tracked my calories religiously for 9 months, losing 80 lbs. Despite having 40 - 60 lbs to go to goal, I stopped. The reasons don't matter. I've been back on track for 3.5 days so far. Onwards to the finish line, trolls.7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
I have a client meeting (so I'm more dressed up than usual) and my colleague told me I look like a flight attendant7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Which one of you guys did this to Beck's Google listing? PS I was only looking them up 'cause uber cancelled twice (surge went up after each cancellation) and I didn't want to miss my flight...)8yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/toronto
MRW the person checking me out at the grocery store has fabulous hair which I would normally compliment but their gender presentation is ambiguous (and it's possible they're an egg) and they look very sad6yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just crossposting because the comments on the OP are surprisingly positive regarding men wearing makeup ❤️ Fuck gender norms, yay for wholesome shit on main Reddit!5yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW, while working at a starbucks, a guy looks over my shoulder at what I'm doing, and when I tell him to stop he gives me attitude7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just had a prelim interview for a job I really want... me right now... while also trying to not get my hopes up7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW (to my professional network) I find out the INTERN at work has the same title as me. I've been in my role for THREE YEARS and recently completed a professional certification that I thought would finally get me promoted (spoiler: nope)7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
There's a new person at work who all of a sudden hates me and I'm not entirely sure why (or what I should do about it?)7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
For the volume eaters... massive dinner with 62g of protein and 10g fibre for <500kcal7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/1200isplenty
A coworker is going through some shitty stuff at home and I'd like to do something nice for them but I don't know what (more in comments)8yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband is super invested in the Olympic ice dancing competition with me and we high five and hug when Virtue + Moir win gold6yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW the newbie who sits in the cube next to mine is working from home *again* and my department's director comes by, looks into his cube and walks away again7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Oddly, this is not motivational for me (x-post /r/GetMotivated)6yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
MRW a series of books (written by a woman, and not too long ago) is disappointingly just riddled with racism and misogyny.... but I'm enjoying the story (and buying all the books) anyway 😕7yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my phone reminds me that it's time to go to bed to get 8 hours of sleep! But I'm studying for a major exam and it's going to be a long night...8yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Giant 254 Calorie Western Omelette with 36g protein (alternate title: How to not miss egg yolks)8yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/1200isplenty
My spot on 1200 calorie day including dinner at a steakhouse + a slice of homemade pie8yr ⋅ JoanOfArctic ⋅ r/1200isplenty
