Just learned this was a thing

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The wheels of justice grind slowly

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In response to Roseanne’s use of Ambien

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Wishing warm sentiments to the sub today!

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“I know I didn’t achieve all of my professional goals. But the best part of working at the Parks Department was I got to be home with my family, every night, at 5 o’clock. And to me, that’s what mattered most.” - Jerry Gergich, the luckiest man in Pawnee, Indiana.

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If the writers of Battlefront II wrote Star Wars.

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Morning commute in Philadelphia - February 5th, 2018

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Ummm...yes

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This sign at the entrance to a club in Washington DC

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How I feel every time I want to play Supremacy...and remember my options. The Resistance Era ships feels like matchboxes and the lack of ships in Rebellion just mean I purposefully avoid that era.

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It’s a Sith Holocron. Creating a new, yet identical, artifact that does the same thing and then saying, “Both exist, but are different” is dumb & confusing

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About to finish my first ever run through of Parks and Rec. I had to rewind and make sure I didn’t imagine Burt Macklin’s middle name.

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As part of watching whole series, I’ve been waiting for the first episode where Randy feels like the Randy we have now i.e. he’s kind of ridiculous. I believe it is S3.2 “Spontaneous Combustion” when Randy gets a Nobel Prize for telling people to fart.

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I would like to formally petition CG to update GAS’ character model to accurately reflect his power post Great Nerf of 2021.

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Am I the only one who thought JML’s relic was an ice cream sandwich when they first saw it?

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It’s another one of THOSE weeks for challenges and without a 50 vs 50 LTM...

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Super excited to see the “Complete the Battle with the Executor” challenge every other week for the next two months.

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This Charmin bear singing about his clean ass is the most mildly infuriating commercial since Kars4Kids.

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I’ve watched Blue Harvest at least a dozen times. This is the first time I’ve ever noticed Stormtrooper Jesus on the Death Star.

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Surprised MAGA

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Players: Can you please put MK5 stun guns in Galactic Challenges? CG: Whale on Beskar Mando and they are yours! (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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My guess for Hera’s omicron: Phoenix units gain 300% of every stat for a very specific game mode.

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TIL SWGOH EDITION: TIL about the existence of the Mk 6 Sorosuub Keypad. It’s a G11 finisher used by a single toon: Imperial Super Commando. Only 3,500 players (about 1% of all players) have ever crafted it.

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Ahnald shouting “Con-tent! Con-tent! Con-tent” while getting demolished in LS GEO TB is officially the highlight of my day.

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Watching this scene again made me think about gory and horrific Star Wars could be. We never see Force users crush someone’s skull until it explodes or a human squeezed to death similar to this Dark Trooper.

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DT rewatch Final Thought: Palpatine’s entire “plan” is to survive 35 years to...be killed for his essence. He then ACCIDENTALLY discovers the dyad and basically goes, “Oh! This is much better. Let’s do that!” The motivation for antagonist of trilogy is replaced in last 15 minutes of TRoS.

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Killing it with Maul after two rounds of co-op. Don’t know why everyone is complaining about requirements for the new skin.

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SEPTA is still running ads for events from the time before COVID.

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Seen at my local 7-11. Deadpool 2 Marketing has been damn impressive!

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Is this a major bug? Obviously not. Is this putting my OCD into overdrive? There is no escape.

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A couple of months ago I posted about my discovery of the MK6 SoroSuub Keypad; a G12 finisher only used by Imperial Super Commando. Today I feel seen😂

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Really, CG? Beskar Mando is so new SWGOH.GG can’t even report on player data yet. Kind of a lame way to limit max rewards.

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I realized today the Exchange image rotates between stun guns, carbantis, and droid callers...probably the three biggest gear roadblocks. Also the gear I am least likely to donate for this very reason.

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Every time someone tells me Fleet Arena isn’t stale, I say to myself, “Thank God that’s true. Sometimes the Millennium Falcon is on the right.”

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IMO one of the best throwaway jokes in history of the show, Butters saying “My birthday isn’t until September 11th” in Awesome-O. Because OF COURSE Butters was born on the same day as an American tragedy.

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Too weird to live, too rare to die.

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No...please no...not again already

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The Real Conquest Update: Ability to sim Assault Battles coming to the game

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Probably not the free product placement Yoohoo wanted

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Enhancements to spinning your toons for IG-11! The Child makes different cute sounds each time you select IG-11 and let him finish his pose. CON-TENT!

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When I have more than one toon left after the Gamorrean Brute’s initial attack in new raid.

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Robert California was easily the best part after Michael left. He was unlike any other character on the show and Spader made a total jerk hilarious.

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Probably Keanu’s least known, but IMO, funniest role: Ortiz the Dog Boy in Alex Winter’s movie Freaked

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Won my GA bracket. I currently have 15 zeta mats. So happy the rewards have been changed to desperately needed Ship omegas instead.

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In “This Is The End” , Michael Cera motions to slap Rihanna’s ass, stops, and finally commits. This hesitation is almost certainly due to the fact she warned him he could hit her ass for real but, 'I'm coming back way harder.” During one take, she hit him so hard it temporarily impaired his hearing.

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F*** your cheese counters to JMK!

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In Dodgeball (2004), there is a sign at the Average Joe’s Gym that says “Failure is an option” directly below a sign with a grammar error (“your” instead of “you’re”)

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Depressing tweet of the day. Guess which game is noticeably absent from the list.

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Somehow...Luke’s lightsaber has returned (and somehow I just realized JJ pulled this same unexplained stunt in both TFA and TROS. Explanations provided in later films: Zero)

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Watching TRoS again, this thing is Poe’s mechanic on the Falcon. This thing! It has no appendages to handle tools and the extended “lore” says no one understands him. Translation: He can’t fix anything and he can’t tell anyone who can fix something what’s wrong. Sounds like a PERFECT mechanic!

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Small Detail I Just Noticed: Finn’s Jacket Has Stitching/Repairs Where Kylo Ren Attacked Him With A Lightsaber

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What it’s like trying to climb arena each day now that Ultimate Kenobi has arrived

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CG reminding the community where they stand with a late night weekend post about SLKR and Pit raid.

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It would be amazing if the other GLs had this much synergy with toons outside their faction.

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Has anyone seen any Ewoks in Conquest Hard? I didn’t see one team in all five sectors.

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CG when I tell them that I can’t farm both Supreme Leader Kylo and Jedi Luke

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Rework Mace? How’s about rework TAC challenge. I have 1k+ of every gear piece and I bet many of you have way more. Who is this challenge helping?

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We aren’t even bothering with launching. We are too globally dispersed to ever be able to coordinate and beat the raid. What about everyone else?

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...there were six guys in leather armor who planned to fight space wizards with Bronze Age weaponry. Somehow they did not succeed.

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Not sure how many of you are gamers, but the new Last of Us game lets you play guitar and I’m currently in Seattle at beginning of game. I’ve spent the last 20 minutes trying to get timing right for “About a Girl” by Nirvana. And yes, the fingerings and chords are accurate.

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“Early 2000s party” starter pack

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Never tell me the odds.

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Just a squirrel eating a slice of pizza in a tree. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

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The biggest missed opportunity in new movies. This speech was one of my favorite scenes in TFA. He went from rabid zealot to comic relief to throwaway character over three movies. Hux’s arc was the complete opposite of how you develop a character.

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MRW my fiancee and I 100% complete the Merlin Trials and see our rewards

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After three years of playing I just found this amazing hidden content! You can change the channel on this TV by clicking it! It only has two stations, but it’s still content CG developed!

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Our glorious Emperor is still missing. Time for drastic measures.

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How I feel about certain challenges this week

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Yet another reason to hate Conquest now (that I haven’t seen mentioned yet.) Wandering Scavenger no longer offers G12 gear at a discounted rate using crystals. In previous Conquests I would load up on gear...not anymore.

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I don’t know why CG feels the need to improve their art. Just look at this perfect 70s ‘stache! Not only did they include the subtle, dare I say heroic, curves that accentuate his upper lip; but they also included the unkempt rogue charm of his starfighter helmet hair. Keep up the good work, CG!

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Upon the inevitable return of Lightsaber wielders being useful in Galactic Assault

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Is anyone else seeing this almost every time they log into the game? I saw a message about connecting to WiFi, and did that, but it’s still happening.

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Luke in TLJ: “I took a dozen students.” Luke voice-over 2 minutes later in TLJ: “He (Kylo) vanished with a handful of my students and slaughtered the rest.” Pictured during voice-over: way too many dead padawans if there were only 12 students.

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Pt. 4 of my DT rewatch. On Canto Bight a drunk gambler accidentally fills BB8 with coins. In the jail cell five minutes later, BB8 reveals a perfectly designed firing mechanism meant to hold and launch these coins. Without this our heroes are immediately recapture. Why is this a thing?

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Without a doubt, some of the best new content of last 18 months: Moving the Bronzium pack to the front of the line. This enhancement allows us to skip scrolling through so much terrible new content. Keep up the good work, CG!

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Ben & Dennis at EA Play: “We know you’ve waited a long time for this and we want you to know you were heard.We love the game as much as you and we think you’re gonna be happy with Season 3 content.It’s prequel content like you want and a certain 4 armed menace...the one...the only: DEXTER JETTSTER!

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I’d love if we could trade these to the Scavenger for impulse detectors. If the exchange rate matched that of the G12 gear, harvesting only half of my inventory would provide enough materials for 10 future R8 toons.

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My vote for most outrageous gear requirements in game: Royal Guard. More Stun Guns than General Kenobi, same number of Cuffs, and 50 fewer Carbantis...for a comparatively trash character.

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I can’t play this game and not laugh about the antagonist’s name. Was Skarn really the best they could do?

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It’s gonna be a looooong time until I have KAM, but checked his synergies just fun. Hilarious to see that one of the rarest toons pairs well with the first toon CG gave me for free 3 years ago.

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FYI: If you’re panic farming Dengar for Executor, you’ll have chance for shards in GC. Apparently the game allows us to see the shard prizes before it launches. I already checked all BHs and this GC appears to be shards of Dengar, Bossk, and Embo

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In T2 of Assault Battle, Magna defeated Teebo with his 1% health bonus turn. Instead of dying, Magna stood around crippled for two more rounds and kept his +100% bonus damage. Using his Disruption skill randomly killed him when at full health.

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Our mods warning the sub about flaming F8RGE when the Han Solo season is inevitably announced.

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So one challenge is “Win with five Mandalorians” and another is “Win with four Mandalorians”...am I understanding the Clan Loyalty game mechanic correctly?

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Watching TFA again and, as silly as it is, this practical SFX scene gave me so much hope for new trilogy. I love Star Wars and I thought small, but memorable decisions like this were a prelude of more to come. Instead we got Canto Bight, etc.

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If the Exogorth isn't a hero ship in SW: Battlefront II, then EA has failed in their commitment to space battles

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One of my favorite obscure references, when Cartman’s evil tendencies are leaving his body in “Tssst,” his body changes against his will similar to when Batman defeats Clayface in Batman: The Animated Series

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This probably wasn’t the initial response they wanted from the fan community...

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I’m convinced JMK would benefit from an accuracy arrow with high speed secondary and did some research. Found this article on accuracy arrows from 2017. I LOL’d at the “Eventually...” portion.

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This challenge didn’t payout today as expected. Did anyone else run into this?

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Pictured: All the players charging head first into the Blood Rose and ignoring the in game chat.

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The Last of Us II is a new triumph in gaming animation. Something as complex as playing guitar has been successfully, and realistically, animated with the correct chord fingerings and sounds. It’s amazing to see what games are capable of compared to when I started playing in 1986.

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CG: Reworking toons is as time consuming/difficult as creating a new toon. Also CG:

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I find it odd CG stills run this pack during Hoth TB. Captain Han hasn’t been required for the special missions in like 3 years. I can’t even envision someone accidentally buying these packs now that we have double drop rates for older toons and Captain Han is on a cantina node.

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**TROS SPOILERS** What do these two in have common? Oh, just that they were both Harrison Ford’s sidekick in a Lucasfilm...and the audience was meant to believe they died after being put on an identical transport in the desert only to be revived minutes later. Nothing coincidental about that.

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I believe we’ve officially identified the absolute worst P2W pack in the game.

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Only Wampa, Ugnaught and Visas Marr have 2 faction tags. For a character that had her own LTE and is on a hard to farm node, this has to be an oversight. I know her alliance changed in Legends, but her skills grant bonuses vs. Sith. Just add the Jedi tag.

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Found a Vos bobblehead in a burned out bus in Far Cry 5

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I get to murder Ewoks?! I will never complain about this game again.

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Watching Interdimensional Cable II and I just realized Werner Herzog, the Imperial who puts the bounty on The Child in The Mandalorian, is Shrimply Pibbles

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Trump and the GOP created a voter fraud hotline that is being touted by Eric Trump and inundated with prank calls. I think you all know what we have to do.

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CG: Bando and the Mandos are the worst faction and legendary. How do we make him them not suck in Conquest?

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In Season 2 of Rebels, when Kanan meets Hera’s father, he introduces the entire crew by the wrong name, except Chopper who he doesn’t introduce at all. In classic “adult joke in a children’s show” fashion, Chopper CLEARLY says “Hey, what the f*ck!”

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So much for “Galactic Legends won’t be immediately available, even to whales.” This badass team showed up in my arena top 50 last night.

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My rewards for 1st in HAAT tonight. Literally, every piece of gear is worthless garbage.

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Only 7,469 more Squad Arena victories and I’ll 7* Darth Vader thanks to these sweet rewards!

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Successfully used u/Bootmgr’s SEE with Maul lead for evasion feat. CLS and AT miss an attack about once per minute. Only had to withstand 168 DOTs after I lost rest of my team. Totally achievable for players without a GL.

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PS4 PSA: If you have have PS+, then you can currently get Bloodborne for FREE.

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This may be the best node in the game. Top tier toon and ship + one of the roadblock gear pieces. It is an absolute must farm, especially for players just starting fleet arena.

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Melania Trump Celebrating Her 46th Birthday - April 2018

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How I feel as a Grievous main now that they’ve nerfed Claw Rush

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The Glee viewing party is undeniable proof the audience is not supposed to like Gabe. He suggests turning down the volume and turning on captions...for a show featuring singing? It’s an absurd suggestion meant to show he is an absurd man.

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Does anyone else never use these middle skills with Finalizer? I exclusively use Hunted and the basic calling R7 KRU to assist to stun enemies. While I only use FO against non GR and Separatist fleets, this tactic never loses.

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One thing I love about Disney is weaving continuity. In this Solo scene, L3 tells Lando he couldn’t get to Black Spire without her. The second Thrawn book, “Alliances,” has a large portion in Black Spire. And now, the new Star Wars land “Galaxy’s Edge” is on Outer Rim planet Batuu at Black Spire.

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Did you know Zam Wessel has more screentime in Attack of the Clones than EVERY Bounty Hunter in Original Trilogy, including Boba Fett? I look forward to when she’s added as a villain to Season 3 in the grand tradition of Dengar, Bossk and Greedo.

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Played this once at Toys R Us about 20 years ago. Definitely an unexpected Easter Egg in Luigi’s Mansion 3 for it to be the map function.

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Thanks to Disney+ , finally binging the first season of Rebels. Episode 3 included a Star Tours droid piloting the ship from the ride: a Starspeeder 3000

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I have almost 4 million GP and I can’t tell you how excited I am for the new content!

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How I feel every time I stun an opposing hero and a hero on my team uses a force ability to fling them all the way across the goddamn board...saving them from certain defeat.

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Anyone watching NBC10 right now? They’re showing looters stealing suitcases from TJ Maxx and walk to other stores in the strip mall so they can loot extra.

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“Oh I’m sorry! Did I defy your expectations! I thought you said you were tired of all the unused gear from this challenge. Seems to me Relics helps solve that issue.”

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Luke: Talent without training is nothing. Pictured: Talent without training

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Sorted my ships by power for no real reason. Now we know why the Empire lost. They were building the wrong ships.

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I’ve yet to try the GAS event, but until I do, I believe this is the hardest event CG ever developed. Lacking any new content, I’ve been playing for “fun” during quarantine with this 100k+ BH. I can’t do better than one star. I’ve three starred all other journey guide events.

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I live in Philadelphia and am counting down to Super Bowl Sunday so I can say this at the bars.

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Is there no low to which Kathleen Kennedy will sink? First they remade Original Trilogy and now the Christmas special?! Will they remake the Ewok adventure movies before this madness ends?!

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Me waiting for players to join a round of HvV. I’m not even female...my hair grew that long before I died of boredom.

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Food for one year...or a watch

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QOL Request: Put players’ payout times in this blank space in each of the arenas. This would make the climb much easier and less “clock watching” as your payout approaches.

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When grandma tries to tell you that she was wild for a year in her youth

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The picture on the wall in a local Japanese restaurant

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IT’S OFFICIAL!! EA RESPONSE MOST DOWNVOTED COMMENT IN HISTORY OF REDDIT!

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The loneliest Fleet Battle node that no one will sim

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I’m so excited for Star Wars: Battlefront II. That said...loot crates

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Head of the US FDA watching Trump lie about a drug approved to treat Coronavirus

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Cause both sides are equally terrible if you can’t have Bernie.

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Three green arrows feels excessive for the stat increase on this one😂

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Enhancement Request for AT-AT: Blue aiming reticle when orbital strike location is in range and red reticle when the location is not. (Carry over from BF1)

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To the person who said “ski speeders on Crait are overpowered” and I disagreed, you’re right and I’m wrong. I played with a good team but we stopped walkers. I only played as a speeder and aimed for big walkers. I’m shocked by amount of damage they deal. 3 kills & 26,143 points

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Stephen Hahn, head of the FDA, watching Trump lie about the FDA approving a drug for Coronavirus

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The CEO of Electronic Arts Acting Like It’s Business As Usual - 2017

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Warning to other drinkers. Never buy this overpriced trash. Bought it for a special occasion and it tastes like watery Cuervo. Don’t buy the hype.

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Does anyone else find it impossible to obtain speed triangles with good speed secondaries? This is the only mod I have over +15 among my toons. I’ve been farming only these mods for a month and have done no better than a +11 speed. (I would accept any primary stat)

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When the person who collects the Hero token picks Jyn Erso

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Found this online. Feels like a good skin for Vader in Kashyyyk. It’s not canon, but I’d almost certainly buy a Hula-mumu Vader for Battlefront II.

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Films that airline Aer Lingus considers “movie classics”

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This shirt at the Newseum Gift Shop in Washington DC

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Update from Phoenix, AZ: After multiple days of heat in excess of 115 degrees, even the ice cream trucks have started melting.

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This restaurant bathroom in Washington DC with side by side toilets

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