Why I quit most musical instruments. I would never tell my parents this though7yr ⋅ jllmprrt ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
TUMS is telling people to eat foods that cause heartburn so they can use their product...7yr ⋅ jllmprrt ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
MFW I’m Idris Elba and it’s time to have a female or black James Bond6yr ⋅ jllmprrt ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
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MFW no one wants to get with a transgender person at a party because no one knows what pronouns to use, and I'm desperate for sex8yr ⋅ jllmprrt ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
