Watching JAWS (1975) tonight with my son and saw a shooting star in the background when Chief Brody was loading his gun. Steven Spielberg said this was completely a coincidence and not an optical effect.

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My brother-in-law finally let me clean his pc yesterday.

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Jesus, as a former 13 year line cook, I don't miss this type of stupidity.

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Give THONKS

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Guy in my town that once did prison time for making a joke about shooting a school. His profile is loaded with pics of his nasty feet (i think its a fetish). Let's just say, he's one of the most disturbing and disgusting individuals I've noticed in my small town. Literally no one socializes with him

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Thanks, I hate nose slurpees

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Blocking 5 of my business' 9 spots with 2 being handicapped spaces to go eat at the Chinese restaurant next door.

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In Satisfactory, the truck leans backwards when carrying heavy loads.

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Really?

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BEHOLD MOMMIES!! The pic that got me permanently banned from holup sub.

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Thanks, I hate environmentally friendly weapons of destruction. (Not OC)

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Just why?....

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Behind every Bad Bitch is a car seat or two

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Am I doing this right?

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These kinds of tests really get under my skin Duo.

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If Capt Slow and the Hamster designed a car together. (Jezza in the background for scale)

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to be handicapped accessible

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I feel like what yall are doing isn't working. I see more bugs than ever after yall started spraying. Hope a comedy post is ok. Yall all probably have customers like this.

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Found on the interwebs. Dont Scarn me if it's a repost.

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Truck show in Tennessee

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Home Alone (1990)- While on the plane, Kevin's mom (Catherine O'Hara) is telling Kevin's dad (John Heard) things she feels she forgot. She mentions closing the garage and Kevin's dad realizes he actually forgot to close the garage. When Kevin (Macaulay Culkin) wakes up, the garage is in fact open.

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I see your mummified raccoon and raise you my mummified cat in a crawlspace. It came in through a small hole and it looks like the skin on it's back got stuck between the concrete blocks and sill plate. Wonder what it was running from?

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People who clean out their car in the parking lot believing it's the employees job to clean up.

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That's a 3 for me bro.

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Can someone help me figure how I got this wrong? Would wirklich not be appropriate in this statement?

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Glad he stuck it out. [Found on Facebook]

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I thought this would fit here.

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What is this thing next to our hotel shower head? Has a knob in the center that I can turn clockwise and counter-clockwise but doesn't seem to change anything about the shower.

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