Don't go ANYWHERE without your cattle prod...

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Here's Hoping .... !

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Parents these days be like...

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Oh BOY....

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HI ! It's ME ...

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Honeycomb's big... YEAH YEAH YEAH...

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DENY DENY DENY ...

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Troll Dad...

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Why does DAD go to work and not MOM? HOL UP!

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Let me Google that for you...

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Now take this shovel, go outside, and build some character!

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Babies come from Sears?!

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Babies come from WHERE?!

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Carpe Diem!

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It was rigged!

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That's so FETCH!

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Mom, what does this word mean???

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Calvin is... Birth control?

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Wait long enough and everything comes back into style ...

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Everyone needs a Hobbes...

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Hobbes, what is a PRO-noun?

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It's hard to play Mom for a mom ...

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<YAWN> Time for bed, 'ol buddy...Let's go!

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Being Cold Builds Character!

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You'd better hurry, your mom is yelling something...

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Ahhh, Summer Roadtrips ...

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Can you make me NOT hate my job?

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When life gives you lemons...

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...Wait, What?!

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The Ungrateful BBQ

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This would have also been appropriate if it were a Fedora.

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...And it also builds a lot of CHARACTER!

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Dont pet an angry Lion

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Today's facts were brought to you by ChatGPT ...

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Bargaining Skills ...

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Calvin's Dad would have DEFINITELY used Duck Duck Go ...

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Calvin DOES have a point ...

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Well, now I hate it!

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DAD - Reverse Psychology ...

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Strategy for Parents planning to go out for NYE ?

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Calvin and Suzie play house ... more valid today than it was then!

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Who would Calvin campaign for?

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Would Snow-People have pronouns?

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Watterson was way ahead of his time ...

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Betrayal! Or...?

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...MOST Parents aren't philosophical at 7am...

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Expectations set by the Media

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I took care of him LAST TIME!

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So young and Foolish ...

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East Coast Parents can appreciate this after the recent snow drop ...

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A Right to Ignorance

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It's Not my fault - it's Society's fault!

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Calvin can be sweet ... SOMETIMES.

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Also, I called the park and they said that they are CLOSED today ...

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Resist the temptation of the Dark Side!

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Who's got the high ground NOW bi...

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How come you know so much, Dad?

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Calvin came BEFORE Kevin McAllister ...

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When you have a secret that you can't tell anyone ...

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A DOG named Calvin just wouldn't be the same ...

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Quit your job, Live life on your own terms!

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If good things lasted forever...

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Hope for .... snow ??

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Does your mom know you're over here like that?

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Allowance?

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Parental Subtitles

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Stan Lee, ComicCon of SanDiego, 1975

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... I think I need to re-think some things ...

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And just like that...

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Technically correct ...

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The best gift, for your closest friends!

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You'd better hurry, your mom is yelling something ...

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Who's got that kind of time???!

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I don't believe you ... I need to hear the words!

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... Head Explode?

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I'M SIGNIFICANT! ... screamed the dust speck, on a starry night ...

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There's treasure EVERYWHERE !

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The Night was Starry ... whoa dude ...

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Preach!

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This seems more appropriate today than ever...

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Dad, how do soldiers .... ?

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... And where's my hover board?

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... I can see this in today's kids, too...

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Counselor, PLLC ESQ ... but you can call me Calvin.

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So what exactly are the qualifications?

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Dad building character with the Businessman's Noose

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So which news outlet do you think he's applying to?

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Pickpocket level: 9000

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Universe Customer Service, How can I help you?

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This aged... Perfectly, actually.

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If Good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?

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KNEEL before your KING!

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A long time ago...

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Perhaps a Radioactive Spider?

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Is that you Santa?

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I'M not crying, YOU'RE crying ...

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They could have handled this better ...

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STOP Wars

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I'm significant ... said the dust speck.

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Blame the Teacher ...

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Saw Hadestown today!

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Top US states to live in

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Well, at least gas isn't $8 per gallon ...

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Seagull crashed this moon day shot and made it a pretty great photo

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That's a no from me dawg...

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Calvin is the original Hipster

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Calvin Finds a Portal Gun!!

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Calvin breaks down some of the most difficult emotions sometimes...

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Just Killing time ...

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Calvin discovers a portal gun...

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Back to back Doodles!

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My library has a tardis!

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Mugman cosplay for Halloween

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Damn kids ...

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News anchor standards have really fallen ...

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Stan Lee working for the Army Training Division in Astoria Queens WWII

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Calvin Reminding us ... Don't Forget to Make Time For Fun!

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