It’s like herding cats, if the cats had murderous instincts and were distracted by small details... so cats3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/dndmemes
Every party needs a pooper, that’s why they invited you. Party pooper, party pooper... WHY ARE YOU STILL HEREEEE?!?!4yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/dndmemes
Rule Number 1: Never split the party... Number 2: Dont give the DM any ideas... Number 3: Dont count on resting... ever4yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/dndmemes
“WHHHHAT... is the capital of Assyria?” I roll intelligence... nat 1... “I don’t know that!” *Dies*4yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/dndmemes
In all seriousness, Puffin is great and hilarious... just definitely an oddball. Recommend his stuff4yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/dndmemes
Our d10 gauge blast also comes with attachments such as advanced night vision, and long-range options4yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/dndmemes
Because the amount of references and memes in this set are Insane3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
HELP! HELP! Instructions unclear! She has moved to combat out of turn order!4yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
It’s literally liquid talent! Bath in that stuff and it’ll make you ready for a body-building competition in no time!3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/Grimdank
“BuT, tHe MoNsTeR mAnUaL sAyS tHeY’rE vUlnErAbLe To ThAt DaMaGe TyPe!” Did i describe them differently than the manual and warn you against metagaming? “YeS” Then hush4yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/dndmemes
The only thing we have to fear is Fear itself... and Tyranids. Definitely fear them too2yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/Grimdank
Everything white can do UBRG can do better, UBRG can do everything better than white3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
“Here at boros, we have combat tricks, combat steps, and combat products.” *what if someone doesn’t want combat?* “Then we politely ask them to leave!”3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
They really know how to beat you over the head with constructive criticism3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
IRL tho, Grimaldus literally is the coolest ever, but Gotta love me some good ole Commissar Cain3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/Grimdank
The wrath of 1000 spikes shall rain upon your head and your pain shall be the wine in my glass3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
“Anyway you swing, any critters you bring, anyway you scream, I’ll be blocking you”- The Police or something like that3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
The brain-power of 1000 neckbeards and the salt of 10,000 broken-hearted Timmy Tears3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Emperor loves me this I know, for Commissar tells me so. He wears black and is so small. Bugboys come we smash them all.3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/Grimdank
It’s the argument that people make when they dont have an argument to make but want to argue2yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Because every 30man choir is only a few mouse clicks away from a 90man choir3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/memes
Manakin, start a panickin, I dont know what’s in his handakin3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
May be a repost, but I don’t care. Every party i have ever been apart of has this dynamic4yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/dndmemes
I buy because I’m depressed, I’m depressed because I buy... it’s a viscous cycle3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/Grimdank
These MH2 cards are super meta dependent. Like, what if you dont have nuts?!3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Because MTG cannot make a creature That is Blue not require Blue mana. It would be too hard3yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/dndmemes
Back in my day, I used to wipe my ass with black lotuses and there were only 4 colors2yr ⋅ jjcrawdad ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
