What's your favourite example of blink-and-you'll-miss-it brilliance?10mo ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/futurama
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.1yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/futurama
I put together a Simpsons waggling bum compilation, for your delectation2yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You have the right to remain silent. / I choose to waive that right. BAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!3yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh boy, the deep fryer is here. I got it used from the Navy. You can flash-fry a buffalo in 40 seconds. / 40 seconds? But I want it noooow!3yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
River's snitch cashier in the sex shop has this counter-mounted workplace perk1yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/cyberpunkgame
Man relaxes at the clinic, safe in the knowledge his mangina is snugly protected in the blue bodysuit2yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/wtfstockphotos
Legalised gambling is a bad idea. You can build a casino over my dead body. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah.2yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, you could be a little more grateful to us for civilizing you.2yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I didn't have my first kiss until I was 24, but then it was straight to anal.1yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/BigMouth
Anyone else wish they could play Bioshock Infinite with an Evil Elizabeth theme/ending?3yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/Bioshock
Scenes that crack you up without fail no matter how many times you watch them?1yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Ooh, Big Pink! It's the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham!11mo ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/futurama
This sunken house gives me the willies. Also reminds me that I would have awful motion sickness and vertigo if I ever visited Columbia.3yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/Bioshock
The idea that someone like that could operate under my very nose is laughable. *hack puff wheeze* Well, you all know what laughter sounds like!2yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Those well-known levels where splicers attacked you in the desert and by the great pyramids2yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/Bioshock
Nobody snuggles with Max Power, you strap yourself in and FEEL THE Gs!2yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers!2yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
First thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head.2yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate... your butt. Huh huh huh.3yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm not a robot like you! I don't like having disks crammed into me. Unless they're Oreos. And then only in the mouth.1yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/futurama
My sim's flatmate flirted with her boyfriend, so she woohooed with him on the flatmate's bed, talked him out of 2000 simoleons and then kicked them both out and woohooed with a ghost in a cupboard. Just an average Monday3yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/thesims
Ooh, Big Pink. It's the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham. And it pinkens your teeth while you chew.3yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/futurama
Are these twirly things a way to jump from point to point somehow? If they're not, maybe they should be2yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/PotionCraft
Sorry fellas but these tickets are counterfeit... there's no such team as 'The Spungos' and they seem to be printed on some kind of cracker.2yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad3yr ⋅ JillyHorrorshow ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
