Love can bloom in many places, such as the hospital after a 12th-foot tall demi-god warrior woman crushed your pelvic3mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
Roboute Guilliman: I'm soo tired, my blood at this point is nothing but coffee and adrenalin3mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
And the tau God is there too, but he will just sit in the background doing nothing2mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
It's like Blitz and Stolas but lesbian and in wh40k and that's its nothing like the first thing2mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
Will you try to break the silence and talk to her about what is wrong or will you just pat her head in quiet and do nothing3mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
It's Valentines Day, I'm bored, and the idea of a giant demi-god warrior with an entire legion of super soldiers under their command struggling to talk to other people sound unbelievable funny and cute3mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
In this cruel galaxy, victory is short-lived or comes at a stipe price -some guardsmen3mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
Definition an obnoxious self centered and contemptible person who for some reason everyone still likes and makes problems from him self for no reason at all.5mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
They are superhuman demigods with all their biological advantages they can take as many narcotics as they want and have zero negative side effects2mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
Admitit you horney basterds this is the only reason why this ship exists.7mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
If female primarchs existed 80% of the female population of the impiruim would become all lesbians.4mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
I am going to predict what you are going to say. The names should be swaped5mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
What happend to each of the traitor primarchs after assending to demon hood1mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
And thats why ther is no time travel in 40k except the necrons becuse they can make machines that shit on Albert Einstein grave but choose to sleep all day instead.5mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
Ynnead: in my defense, Slaanesh had the last crone sword in ther Palace, so it was barely a fair fight2mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
I know that Guilliman x Yvraine isn't canon but I can sence some verry interesting and cool storys if it was canon5mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
I know I posted this 2 months ago, but I still stand by my point this would make an amazing webcomic, just imagine the meeting between Nice Angron and Robute2mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
This would be an amazing idea for a sitcom. like Full House but with the traitor primarchs try to talk with the neighbors1mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
Eldar warriors: spent thousands of years training to be best of the best, then a baby kills 40 or more of them2mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
They would have been better operations for storytelling if he never got the nails2mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
I like to imagine that Lotara is a vampire, and not like a blood angles type vampire more like a real vampire with all powers, triks and weaknesses2mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
And here i thought you eldar wher ment to be so smart so civilized so much better then everyone else.5mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
I found this on Reddit I can't remember who made it but that's not important right now, for I plan to milk this meme until it is as dry as every man's girlfriend on this subreddit, So now tell me who is the primarch waifu of your wettest dreams?2mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
Why dose GW make it that almost all the traitor primarchs are fucking hypocrites5mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
She can create pocket dimensions and warp reality on a far larger scale than the Emperor1mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
Pepole say that Konrad Curze is based on Vlad the impaler. Now i can't stop imagineing him with that musthash5mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
You are a xeno soldier scouting your location and you see this thing in the woods.6mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
What would you do if you were the person who found baby Angron in the mountains of Nuceria?2mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
It's out there somewhere in the dark corners of the Internet that not even the emperor dears to enter.5mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
It's funny cuz it's like Christmas and Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus even though it's his birthday1mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
[no spoilers] I saw pepole sey that Victor did nothing wrong and i was immediately reminded of the 40k meme of magnus did nothing wrong .6mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/arcane
It would be like Don't look(starring Leonardo da Capprio) up but with religious hysteria1mo ⋅ jfjdfdjjtbfb ⋅ r/Grimdank
