Companies like this that use VERY sketchy techniques to scare you into opening their mail and/or trick you into thinking they’re some kind of official government entity (if you don’t read the fine print).1yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/assholedesign
Hope this is new to the sub because it definitely belongs.4yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
I do believe my Uber driver was watching porn just before he picked me and my mom up, paused it, and didn’t realize that his car’s display would betray him.5yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/funny
Posted by a Libertarian friend of mine who has used these exact words to defend Libertarianism.5yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/SelfAwarewolves
So we’re definitely getting a Maze and Eve bounty hunter spin-off show, right Netflix? RIGHT NETFLIX?!2yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/lucifer
Someone took advantage of the pattern of holes in this bus stop bench to macrame a peacock into it.7yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
A friend that’s also an avid reader is coming to stay in my guest room for a couple weeks. I left a welcome on his bookshelf.1yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/funny
Facebook content creators that prey on the vulnerable and uninformed (and Facebook for continuing to allow it).2yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Hey, glad I found this sub! This little collection in my Florida guest room (soon to grow) doubles as my “omg what if we have a hurricane and I lose access to Netflix” emergency supply.1yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/bookshelf
Companies like “Spectrum” (Time Warner) bombard their own customers with ads to buy more services disguised as important account notices and then are shocked when their customers don’t open real ones. How is this even legal?!5yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/assholedesign
So excited for the chagim so I can enjoy my favorite annual tradition: googling Happy Yom Kippur and seeing all the well-intentioned e-cards that the goyem plan to send us.2yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/Judaism
Nothing wrong with a post-lift flex if it motivates you to keep going (especially when you’re trying to hold onto your gains in a weight-cut :/)4yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
A few months ago after introducing my friend to the infamous dumpster episode of the Chris Gethard Show I told her about my “someday I want to have this made for me” shirt. Today she gave it to me as a graduation gift.2yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/hdtgm
What should I do with this wall? It’s the first thing I see every morning and the last thing I see when I go to sleep.5yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/WhatShouldIDoWithIt
Friend just taught me that saved snaps look more like the selfie you’re trying to take. Gamechanger.1yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
(or we hire a shabbos goy to run the weather machine while we’re at shul.)6yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/Jewdank
Surprisingly sturdy plastic bottles for premade protein shakes. I go through two of these a day, and it seems needlessly wasteful to just toss them all out.3yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/WhatShouldIDoWithIt
[PA3] I may not have done any laundry on my one day off but I got all the Trophies, so yeah, I’m kind of a big deal. (And for real before you make the mistake of being even remotely impressed look how long it took me.)1yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/Kairosoft
This full size racquetball court that goes entirely unused at my apartment complex. Any thoughts on what I could do in there to maybe spice up my workouts?1yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/WhatShouldIDoWithIt
We tend to focus on the funniest moments, but what are the best purely, darkly, deeply dramatic moments in the series for you?2yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
Greetings from the peak of my bulking cycle. Am I a bear yet?5yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
Currently at 802 votes on /r/funny and I couldn't weep more for humanity.7yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/ComedyCemetery
This extremely tiny bottle of Tabasco sauce (with a container of creamer for scale).6yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
From an outsider perspective I gotta say, for a religion entirely based on writings by and for ancient desert agrarians that you also believe are divinely guided to speak directly to you thousands of years later, y'all do this a lot in this sub.1yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/dankchristianmemes
The iTunes Movie Store is Celebrating Hispanic Heritage with The Boys from Brazil, a movie about a Nazi doctor hiding in South America so he can raise an army of Hitler clones.7yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/CorporateFacepalm
If my bookshelf doesn't have a single book on it does it still qualify?1yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/bookshelf
Is it cheating to mid-pull the cable machine so you get a decent pump for your selfie? Probably. Do I care? No.3yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
This very large spot in the vaulted ceilings above my living room / kitchen / home gym. It faces my bedroom door so it’s probably the first thing I’d see in the morning. A giant clock is an obvious choice but I’d be down for something else, especially something techie.1yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/WhatShouldIDoWithIt
OMG you guys someone told me it was seasonal but I just found it at a corner market in Jerusalem and my evening just turned frabjous7yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/Judaism
Vain attempts at post-gym self photography, number four in a series, in which I am perplexed by the engineering of camera angles.7yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
Contemplate with me, if you will, the decision-making process that led someone at JSwipe (Jewish Tinder) to choose a Santa and a Christmas Tree as two of the emojis they offer to send to a prospective date on your behalf.7yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/Judaism
The agony of cutting weight while trying to hang onto my gainz.6yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
While in Israel I Googled Texas Roadhouse to show someone a menu. Assuming I wanted to eat there immediately, Google helpfully located the nearest one: in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, next to a Cheesecake Factory and an IHOP.7yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/ofcoursethatsathing
One of my last moments at my college gym before I get sent off to grad school. Three years at ten hours a week got me swole. What's up, guys?7yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
Our non-slip bathmat technology is lightyears ahead of yours.7yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/crappyoffbrands
If you use a lot of supplements when you work out, a bento box can keep them organized and together and in much less space than all those tubs.6yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/lifehacks
When your off day at the gym means you only work out for 90 minutes.7yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/gaybrosgonemild
I agree with all your points, but planting a huge and unremovable sticker in a public place makes me want to vote against you.5yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
When I'm visiting a Muslim country and friendly strangers keep welcoming me and I'm just trying to keep up in broken Arabic.6yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This is Sergeant Tibbs. He has my other roommates fooled but I know he's an evil, savage monster that's plotting all our deaths.6yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/aww
Wikipedia says this gentleman is running for President and/or Governor of New Jersey. (I wish WritingPrompts allowed images because I would kill to read stories based on his conspiracy theories.)5yr ⋅ jewyouevenlift ⋅ r/pics
