Cocaine in the River Thames is another problem eels don't need.1yr ⋅ jerkstabworthy ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
Florida once again has giant calamitous snails that spew parasitic brain worms.1yr ⋅ jerkstabworthy ⋅ r/BrandNewSentence
James and Dave Franco were having a few brewskis at my local pub. James was even in character as Tommy Wiseau6yr ⋅ jerkstabworthy ⋅ r/notreallyfamous
I dry aged a packer in an UMAi bag for 90 days. Trimmed about 1/3 of it off as pellicle to grind and add to ground beef for amazing dry aged burgers. The point will be going on the Traeger. Undecided on what to do with the flat as it didn't really have very much marbling and was kind of thin.2yr ⋅ jerkstabworthy ⋅ r/brisket
Sat down for afternoon coffee and a donut. Looks like I'm licking wax paper today.4yr ⋅ jerkstabworthy ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
I hate the bachelor franchise but my wife hates to watch it alone. We made a compromise.3yr ⋅ jerkstabworthy ⋅ r/gaming
MIL had a stroke while texting my wife. (Not really tho, she's fine.)5yr ⋅ jerkstabworthy ⋅ r/ihadastroke
My wife and I got to meet the Milk Carton Kids and sat in on the sound check before the show last night. Super nice guys and what an amazing concert.5yr ⋅ jerkstabworthy ⋅ r/IndieFolk
Seen from my hotel room. Can't decide between the urban camo and flat black? Why not both?5yr ⋅ jerkstabworthy ⋅ r/Shitty_Car_Mods
