Wisdom and Charisma be shaking in their boots

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Gott dayum!

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Go ahead, give me an instance of force damage. I'll tell you the alternative.

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Same spell. Don't bother looking at range, spell, or duration.

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When life gives you lemons...

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Not sure if this has been brought up before, but I thought it was worth mentioning.

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Force and Bludgeoning are the same thing, I guess?

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I'm so angry, even the Weave itself doesn't hurt me that much

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Got into D&D at age 24. Wish it was much earlier.

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Title of Interest, very rare, Wondrous Item (requires attunement)

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Reddit, it's too early for this level of sass

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So I thought up a fun character build

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To my fellow DMs: Make the world itself a character

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Maybe I'll threaten them with Coin Weight next time...

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Oh yeah, I forgot I had named my farm that... Thanks, Grandpa.

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We all know that guy...

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Now we just have to find time to play...

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If my DM were on reddit, I'm assuming he'd make this about me

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I'd like to speak to the party's manager

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A child in ragged clothes approaches you

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Out of touch corporate overlords

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I was 1 away from instant death...

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I never claimed my character was smart

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They all do such similar things. Why the different type?

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Paladins, I'm looking at you, too...

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The 7 Int barbarian making an Intimidation check

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Certainly, I could try...

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We ordered chinese food during a game I DM, and this was in my fortune cookie.

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It was the guy that got KO'd that wants it, too...

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Tiefling Barbarian sounds fun

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I remember freaking out when I saw its launch date was announced.

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And thus, the Hydrapede was born

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no brain, no pain

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wHeRe Is ThE lInE bEtWeEn A vTt AnD a ViDeOgAmE?

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When you roll stats for a new character and one 4d6 roll gives you all 1's

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I have anxiety about bringing this stuff up in person. AITA?

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at least 2 characters in your title

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I'll be honest: I actually like the Angler

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Crit happens...

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No, you can't fire an arrow and cast Spike Growth in one turn...

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Roommate decided to leave this after moving out.

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Too many cute goblins...

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Asked my roommates to take care of their trash while I was out for the weekend. This is what I came home to.

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I won't name names, but it rhymes with pain

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What is this Valentine's you speak of?

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Logic too hard, gotta use memes to explain it.

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Level 17+ Warlocks be like

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It's all I see anymore... and I love it!

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Something something politics. Can we move on now?

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Which is it?

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Rather disappointed Lewis doesn't freak out for getting his shorts for Christmas... or that doing so fulfills the quest...

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If I'm being blinded by your high beams, I'm a hazard to you

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They took away the satchel, and now this?!

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Them: Bring pylons in case things go sideways. Me:

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I didn't realize until after the fact that Strawberry seeds are the 1 kind of seed that are actually worthless

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Civility, y'all

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RIP Pepe Le Pew

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git gud has evolved into

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Looks like Janek Zai was partaking in No Shave November

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My Character's Facial Hair is Showing in Menus.

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