Used to work with this guy. He got fired for showing up high every single day and being unbelievably slow.6yr ⋅ jehraf ⋅ r/iamverysmart
Oh, my lord. You've got five plugs in one outlet here. Does your father know you're doing this?4yr ⋅ jehraf ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
Gave my mom my Amazon wishlist for Christmas shopping. Now I have to avoid looking at things I want through my wishlist unless I want to know everything she already got me. Thanks Amazon.5yr ⋅ jehraf ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
There were two girls in the pic and one of them was wearing an Ohio State hat. She didn't like my opener, unmatched immediately.6yr ⋅ jehraf ⋅ r/Tinder
One thing I've never been able to figure out is this scene. Was Ed Truck actually decapitated? This is Creed we're talking about, why would they just believe him?6yr ⋅ jehraf ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
School district doesn't allow mother of student who passed to recieve her diploma when she should have because she didn't finish requirements for graduation. Probably because she's dead. Also, no moments of silence allowed.5yr ⋅ jehraf ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Moved far away from home almost a year ago, currently back home visiting and tomorrow is my last day here to spend with family. Been sitting here for over an hour thinking about how much I'm going to miss them. Growing up is hard.6yr ⋅ jehraf ⋅ r/drunk
From the same dude who's too smart for this generation, but not smart enough to not show up high every day for work.6yr ⋅ jehraf ⋅ r/iamverysmart
