There is this big thing out here. Its weird. Let me in.
She was always praised as a puppy when she smiled for pictures so now if Shadow sees someone holding a camera she will stop and make this face
Mayo is ready for fashion week
First it started falling over.... then it fell over
She's a princess
HI!! LETS BE FRIENDS FOREVER!
She prefers the little dog side of the dog park :)
My girlfriend works at a cage-free doggie daycare. She gets to party with these dudes all day long
MRW I knew I wouldn't know anybody at my girlfriends sisters graduation but I went because it was catered
MRW my fiancé tells me that her bridesmaids will look sexier than my groomsmen
Everything is comfortable when you're a puppy
I'm ... going outside .. to .. stalk ... Lenny and Carl
Zapp's inner struggle
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
Zoidberg the home owner
Ready for halloween
Stands back! I'm gonna puts my moves on her
I'm a monster
This is Blue and these are Blue's ears
The Chiefs meet the Patriots [gif]
Slow down, tubby. You're not on the moon yet
MRW I make an Arrested Development reference and nobody gets it
The real humans won't.. uh.. won't burn quite so fast
I don't get it. They like Itchy, they like Scratchy, and one kid seems to LOVE the speed-o man
How'd he get that?
Children, that was our only ball. There will be no team this year
MRW my roommate reminds me that I drunkenly promised to clean out the fridge last night
I knew the dog before he came to class!
Dad is really excited that his son is finally old enough to play
My boss just told me I need to trim it down but my heart tells me to keep going
Boy, some of the best times I’ve ever had were in the back seat of a car
Wow! I bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that
And then they realized, they were no longer little girls, they were little women
This elevator only goes to the basement. And somebody made an awful mess down there
It is way too hot in Southern California right now. Here's my beard soaking up some sun
Someone isn't a very good hider
It's a ring toss game
My favorite Zap quote
MRW my girlfriend tells me we're leaving a party that I didn't want to be at in the first place
Whenever I see Sweden on the Olympics
what just happened??
Oh, everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel. So, excuse me if I'm cruel!
How my girlfriend normally reacts if someone laughs at a joke I made
Holy smokes, you need booze!
And I keep telling you, you flyboys crack me up!
Oh, boy. All right, let's see here, uh ... well, I was born in Indiana, so that ain't it
MRW my little brother ordered a cosmo at the bar last night
Way to breathe, no breath
Brannigan's take on smoking
I suppose this one looks a bit like me
uuh... spray the boy
So, you want a rock fight, eh?
Pug going up stairs
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!
I think I wet the bed
Hey, Miss Doesn't-find-me attractive-sexually anymore: I just tripled my productivity
I say this to my girlfriend all the time
Frank spent his childhood years as a delivery boy, delivering toys to more fortunate children
I hope you all saved room, because I made your favorite dessert. Store-bought snack cakes!
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo! Move it, chowderhead
Nothing for me today, I've got a class to teach
You haven't been issued a map yet
Take that, nuclear power pl..... oh fiddlesticks
And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain
What /r/aww has taught me about the war
You sir, why did you wait so long to file your taxes?\nBecause I'm an idiot! Happy?!
Called into the jewelry channel again