I’m 2 weeks into a diet and Uber eats just mistakenly dropped off 2 large pizzas on my porch1yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Homicide Rate Per 100k Among Each City with an NBA Team (xpost from r/dataisbeautiful)1yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/Portland
THAT...was Edna Krabappel. You only get one chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy5yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My mom has been working really hard on her baking and i think this cake came out great6yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/pics
MRW my fiance tells me that her bridesmaids will look sexier than my groomsmen9yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/reactiongifs
She was always praised as a puppy when she smiled for pictures so now if Shadow sees someone holding a camera she will stop and make this face11yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/aww
I don't get it. They like Itchy, they like Scratchy, and one kid seems to LOVE the speed-o man9yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm sick of these bear attacks, it's like a frickin' country bear jambaroo around here!4yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My boss just told me I need to trim it down but my heart tells me to keep going9yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/beards
Children, that was our only ball. There will be no team this year10yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
But of course, there is no news yet, everyone's still asleep in their comfy, comfy beds. Good night, everybody4yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My girlfriend works at a cage-free doggie daycare. She gets to party with these dudes all day long12yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/aww
Hey, Miss Doesn't-find-me attractive-sexually anymore: I just tripled my productivity8yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, everything's cruel according to you. Keeping him chained up in the backyard is cruel. Pulling on his tail is cruel. Yelling in his ears is cruel. Everything is cruel. So, excuse me if I'm cruel!9yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge. Get me your address book, four beers, and my conversation hat3yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This elevator only goes to the basement. And somebody made an awful mess down there10yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
MRW I knew I wouldn't know anybody at my girlfriends sisters graduation but I went because it was catered11yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my roommate reminds me that I drunkenly promised to clean out the fridge last night11yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Boy, some of the best times I’ve ever had were in the back seat of a car11yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well boy, you won so I’m going to live up to my side of the agreement. Here’s your turtle, alive and well6yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And then they realized, they were no longer little girls, they were little women11yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It is way too hot in Southern California right now. Here's my beard soaking up some sun11yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/beards
MFW I'm making drastic trades to fix my terrible fantasy team8yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/nfffffffluuuuuuuuuuuu
MRW my girlfriend tells me we're leaving a party that I didn't want to be at in the first place11yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/reactiongifs
And remember, if you’re not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight gain10yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Getting tired of my Mizuno Wave Riders and could use recommendations :)6mo ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/RunningShoeGeeks
I hope you all saved room, because I made your favorite dessert. Store-bought snack cakes!11yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, boy. All right, let's see here, uh ... well, I was born in Indiana, so that ain't it11yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My dad left my mom after she got hooked on cough drops. By the end, her breath was so fresh, she wasn’t really my mother anymore11yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Went to a professional barber for the first time this morning. I feel like a new man10yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/beards
How my girlfriend normally reacts if someone laughs at a joke I made11yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/reactiongifs
If I shot this art piece with an arrow a secret door would open somewhere9yr ⋅ jeffythunders ⋅ r/zelda
