Make a Logan-style Garfield movie. Bamboozle Bill Murray into the role, have Peter Hewitt direct, give him and Joel Cohen full control. Don't tie it into any cinematic universes, just make it a dark, gritty tale about a CGI Garfield, and watch the box office explode.5yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Quit after dying in the middle of a match, and my menu looked like this...5yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/StarWarsBattlefront
In ‘Garfield,’ the villain, Harry Chapman, says that he hates lasagna. This is a reference to how Garfield loves lasagna, showcasing the dynamic between the protagonist and the antagonist of the story.5yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
Why doesn’t Vader just use the Force to pull back the Tantive IV?? Just goes to show that Disney has a feminist agenda giving Rey this ability but not to the Chosen One!4yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/saltierthankrayt
This is getting blasted on the subreddit, but I think everyone here will appreciate this :)5yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/StarWarsCantina
The “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick’s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a front tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.5yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
BREAKING NEWS: Dark Phoenix to be re-released as a 198-minute director’s cut. About 40 extra minutes are reported to include Deadpool.5yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE WAHMEN RUINING MY COMIC BOOK KINO 😤😤😤5yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
DAE Ruin Johnson should finally admit he didn’t make his kino the way /I/ wanted it to?5yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
“This breaks the rules of Star Wars. Why has no one in the past films ever pulled this maneuver before?”4yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/saltierthankrayt
People making reviews longer than the actual movie are the REAL oppressed minorities5yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/moviescirclejerk
No joke, this is one of my biggest accomplishments, if not the biggest, I’ve done in any video game. +30 hours and 489 deaths, I finally did it. Also, Dr. Kahl’s Robot can go fuck itself!4yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/Cuphead
Having a different opinion compared to previous installments in an 11-movie franchise = Hypocrisy4yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/saltierthankrayt
Company releasing a game you already own and don’t need to buy again for the 3rd time = villain4yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/Gamingcirclejerk
I don’t have a problem if you think the movie is boring or not, but don’t act like it’s because the director “lied” to you. They intended to make a fun, roller coaster of a film that you just didn’t enjoy.4yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/saltierthankrayt
If I had a nickel for every time I saw “___ better than the sequel trilogy” or other comments like these4yr ⋅ JediSqueezeGata ⋅ r/saltierthankrayt
