Resetting it would just take too much time.
One of my Facebook friends has kept a conversation going for over 2 years, with almost 18,000 comments.
MRW I have a shitty day at work and my dog greets me when I get home.
MRW I get attacked by invisible ninjas on either side, but I have been practicing my martial arts and subdue them both at once.
MRW I let the camera man know it's okay to zoom out.
People really get the wrong idea about me (no throwaway)
MR during my 10-hour shift last night, during which I was mostly getting paid to browse Reddit
I honestly don't know why/how/when this became a thing, or why EVERYONE seems to be posting these kinds of updates on Facebook
He's been one of my best friends for over 16 years but he needs to realize this.
How I Travel Through Space
I'm So Mature At Self-Checkouts...
MRW I get turned into a goose and I have to race this guy to the potion shop before he can purchase the last goose-to-human transformation potion.
As a Catholic during Lent, MRW it hits 12:00 A.M. on Saturday morning.
MRW I convert to a new religion that follows a goo-based deity, and I exclaim my elongated praise for my newfound savior.
When I open the fridge and my dog darts over to me
Rage a la Pizza Buffet
How the Me Gusta Face Grew On Me
The Most Interesting Lazy College Senior in the World
MRW I'm trying to start my lawnmower
Most of them don't even pertain to social interaction anymore.
I don't think I'll cherish any memento as much as this cat's
MRW I'm hanging out with my older brother and his gf and they start acting cutesy
MRW I'm trying to catch a legendary Pokemon, and the ball shakes 3 times only to have the Pokemon break free afterwards
MRW I drink a cold Gatorade the morning after a night of heavy drinking
In the vein of Classic Bad Luck Brian...
Grinds MY gears
Nostalgic Bath Failure Rage
MRW I'm 6 hours into my 10 hour night shift but I've given up energy drinks for Lent
Introducing Actual Advice Bad Luck Mantis Shrimp
MRW making sure the coast is clear before browsing Reddit at work
Bathroom Rage pt. 2- Every Man's Worst Fear (classic Rage)
If this post gets 1 upchicken I will NOT delete my account and will continue Redditing as normal
MRW I see a really confusing post that I don't get, but then I realize it's from /r/subredditsimulator.
HE HAS APPEARED TO ME! I AM MOST HUMBLED. :')
MRW my fellow magicians keep pestering me regarding the material I used to construct my wand, and then I break down and confess that I had to kill an innocent elephant to craft it.
Minnesotan Amazon shoppers take note!
That's No Ice Shard, I'm Just Happy to See You!
Funny enough, Family Guy made this same mistake in Season 11, Episode 8
MRW I plan on catching up on Mad Men after my night shift but then actually come home
FATAL MISTAKE MARVIN- WHAT WAS I THINKING?!!!!!
MRW I still cringe about things I did/said over 10 years ago.
Every Time I Have An Energy Drink
It's like bonus food!
MRW I see an obnoxious and elitist post about the 90's.
My mom took this picture in the car wash
I finally did it! Vegeta would be proud
Just finished a drawing of my favorite game of all time
I honestly don't know what this guy at the gym was thinking
DAE REMEMBER THIS LE EPIC DANK MEME GEM? FUCK I'M OLD.
To the Redditor who...
Airport Food NON-Rage
The Sad Truth About Dungeons and Dragons
For those hot summer days
Hey guys, look who I met last Monday!
One Thing I Love About Minnesota Winters...
As a 23-year-old with full body hair but terrible facial hair, this only gets truer with age.
The Saga Begins...
Malicious Advice Mallard on hangover prevention
When I was a teenager, I hated it when other teenagers dressed like this