I know nothing about this place, other than that I call bullshit on making jokes about paying employees2yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/antiwork
My wife and I just celebrated our ten-year anniversary by renewing our vows, joined by our two best friends. Not pictured: the Elvis impersonator who led the ceremony.4yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/happy
A few weeks ago, I posted a Photoshopped Home Alone mask. Someone from maskalike.com saw it and made it for me!4yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/funny
I've seen the movie four times, and LOVED it, but I can't help thinking this every time at the end of the chase scene.2yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/TheBatmanFilm
You can tell kids are raised in Seattle when they start playing Traffic Jam.9yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/Seattle
There are people waiting in line to get into the new Amazon bookstore in U Village where, not so long ago, a Barnes & Noble was closed down.9yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/Seattle
Northgate: My wife saw this guy going way too fast, just before he hit a parked car and flipped. The driver broke out his window with his elbow, climbed out with a backpack, and ran off.10yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/Seattle
MRW I'm pooping in a public bathroom and someone checks to see if the door is locked.8yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My wife works at U Village. Looks like someone forgot to turn off the fountain.11yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/Seattle
My wife saw this guy going way too fast, just before he hit a parked car and flipped. The driver broke out his window with his elbow, climbed out with a backpack, and ran off.10yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/pics
Sitting in Cupcake Royale, I didn't realize the dude at the next table was drawing us until he dropped it off on our table on his way out.11yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/Seattle
I've been watching the series from the top. I loved this quote, in the context of what we've seen since.10yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/thewalkingdead
I got LOTS of great Bat-stuff for Christmas, but this little guy is a favorite for sure!5yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/batman
While I loved the Father's Day gift and appreciated the sentiment, I had to explain to her that NO ONE is cooler than Batman.11yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/batman
System of a Down's Serj Tankian is my mom's cousin. She just found this picture from her brother's wedding. Probably taken around 1990.14yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/pics
My six-year-old likes to intentionally mix Skittles and M&M's in a Russian Roulette Snack Bowl5yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/funny
My local corner market always changes their sign according to current events. Here's the new one.13yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/funny
My wife and I share a birthday today. We celebrated by taking our daughter to a petting zoo where they had three-day-old pigs!9yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/aww
Trying to find the model (and year, if possible) of this motorcycle/scooter. I think it might be a Cushman Eagle?6yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/HelpMeFind
MRW I try to hit Ctrl+W to close one tab but hit Ctrl+Q by mistake and close my entire browser.5yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My friend Andy is going as Lloyd Dobler (complete with boombox blasting In Your Eyes). 14yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/pics
MRW I claimed no one was cooler than Batman and someone replied, Technically, Mr. Freeze is cooler.11yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/batman
MRW I claimed no one was cooler than Batman and someone replied, Technically, Mr. Freeze is cooler.11yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/funny
Just inherited this Cushman. Think it might be an Eagle, but I only have this picture until it ships to WA from GA. Any specs would be great!6yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/VintageScooters
Bummer day: Stem of razor broke off as I was going to change the blade.10yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/wicked_edge
I recently started eating meat after 15 years as a vegetarian. Thanks for helping me stay the course, Secret Santa!10yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/secretsanta
R. Crumb's wrote this letter to free jazz saxophone player Mats Gustafsson after Mats sent Crumb his music (and then reprinted the letter in the booklet for his album Torturing the Saxophone).6yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/MurderedByWords
Cover art for my band's new EP done by Jesse LeDoux (Grammy-nominated artist for The Shins' Chutes Too Narrow)9yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/Art
A born again Christian reconsiders his faith and renounces religion, but reconsiders during times of duress, only to remain strong in his atheism. 12yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/googlepoems
My daughter's face (right) when they bring out the veggie platter before the chocolate cake at a 2nd birthday party.9yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/funny
If it's wrong to go to Target and take pictures of yourself wearing a children's Halloween costume, and then Photoshop said picture onto a stock background of assorted fruits, I don't want to be right. 12yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/funny
My band's photo shoot got photobombed today. I was a bit annoyed, until I read the guy's shirt.14yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/pics
My wife and I went to the Pacific Science Center yesterday. The butterfly room rules. They keep it above 80 degrees, and it smells like sweet nectar.14yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/Seattle
My daughter turned two yesterday. She grows too quickly to do a legit recreation every six months, but I'm doing my part.10yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/pics
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.10yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Polka Dot is actually kind of a jerk who lives to bite and scratch anyone who doesn't pet her just right, but she loves the baby.10yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/aww
This image that popped up on Facebook seems like it's begging to be used as a meme to mock hipsters.10yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/funny
Totally forgot that my phone was a camera right before I posted this!6yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/OopsDidntMeanTo
The baby isn't due until January, but luckily I have a partner to help me practice my Moby Wrap skills. 12yr ⋅ jdsamford ⋅ r/pics
