I physically laughed

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The water-only side of Earth.

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Basic psychology. Normal sibling stuff.

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Seeing a guy go viral on TikTok for being such a great boyfriend, 3 years after he begged me for sex because he's been hospitalized for blue balls before.

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The bisexuals are waiting for you.

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I'm so touched by how many Republicans are definitely totally absolutely not going to apply for the student loan forgiveness plan. Considering they make up half of all borrowers, abstaining will really reduce the cost of the bill.

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men will be like I can't be a misogynist, my own sister is a woman. meanwhile this is how that talk to their sister

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just wondering no biggie

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I don't like us much today.

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Getting embarrassed to talk about houseplants because even that's some millennial woman punchline now

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trip to the Mexican restaurant was a success

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😇🪽

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My thrifted pieces have been feeling too random, so I added some copper tape to tie them together. I really like how it turned out.

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Space exploration.

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Gifts of the land

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Making my first Python program an Ovulation tracker so that 37 men will have to explain it's purpose to the user when filling out peer review forms.

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I'm so happy shit like this doesn't fly anymore.

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TTPD faves?

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Just bought this to put above my Romance bookshelf. Thought others might enjoy.

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a lot of forced birthers in my office amazingly just paid off their student loans and I amazingly didnt tell them they can get refunds for payments made during the pause

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Fuck men in medicine.

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coming here for meme ideas and seeing no one's posted to this sub in 23 days

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telling him my kink is to not experience violence during sex

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I seem to have personally offended the cheese clerk at whole foods.

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This is my favorite pic of Robin Williams. It was 4 years ago today that this fantastically magical bastard left us. Rest easy, dear friend.

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being low key suicidal but remembering there's a civil war coming so might as well die for your rights

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New pet peeve just dropped: My dad just saying when he's done with something instead of what time he can be there.

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Russia is committing genocide and I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Thoughts on mismatched curtains? Meant as a place holder but I'm into it.

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When the millennia of women who live in my DNA have to hear my boyfriend say you're just better at remembering that stuff

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SJM when she finds out everyone hates one of her characters

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I just want you to stop saying odd shit

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when he tells a witch he wants a cute short girl with no body hair

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Something about our kitchen got me feeling like That Witch today.

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Time to show 'em a little ✨Weaponized Competence✨

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trying to read more male authors and it's like they get paid by the sexual violence count -_-

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he made an expression I couldn't quite decipher ...the expression:

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Pro choice means pro bodily autonomy. There is no medium amount of bodily autonomy.

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Actual magic.

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Why is it always would you kill baby Hitler? when you could go back in time and fuck his dad to establish dominance

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Brian istg

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Solidarity

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Walked by this photoshoot yesterday.

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I think I just aged 50 years from bitterness alone after looking up midterm predictions.

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I don't know who needs to hear this but this straight razor cost $20. Razors to refill are $5. 10/10 recommend. Unless owning it will create tension for you. Then don't. 🖤

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A link to the advertiser where the “skip ad” button usually is.

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*reaches into satchel* drink this rabbit blood if that doesn’t work

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your make up must take so much time I could never put in that much effort everyday it takes 12 minutes Brenda

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it's almost that time of year when I can't stop telling people where the whole witches-riding-brooms thing actually comes from

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[spoilers s4e5] okay June's a bad bitch but really

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Me after getting a post past 1k

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Alright, hand or over.

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Just get so many you can't forget they exist.

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Nordstrom vs. Poshmark. Reason to avoid Poshmark #1,023

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I bought my cat a derma roller so we can fight aging together (lmao actual post cute af tho)

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Today I learned Blonde German Shepard’s are a thing. 12/10 rarepupper.

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Mary Pinkford, 1919. Considered one of the first US film celebrities for her work in silent motion pictures, and forever reminding me my lips are fine.

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(Posting for my daughter) Any advice for the bags under her eyes??

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Never too old for fake tats :) I set mine with face powder so it’s not as shiny and doesn’t attract dirt.

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He didn’t respond. I guess he really wanted something more serious.

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Idk if this belongs here but I just got this insanely fluffy down duvet for $50 off the Facebook martlet place from a LOVELY older woman.

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This one got me.

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What to do about these enlarged pores??

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It’s really not that hard.

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When you’re so stubborn you make an entire university build their dorms around you.

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....oh

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My declawed cat grows fur that looks like claws.

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Man selling snowman scraps in a local trade group.

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Tory Burch Lettuce Ware ($98 for two plates)

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Saved up for this crossbody satchel that rips out my hair.

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It’s really not that hard.

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When someone steals your successful post on reddit and you feel annoyed but validated

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no primer vs. primer- it makes a difference!

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Faith in humanity restored: some sidewalk bricks are real.

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Google’s autofill suggestions when looking up the Las Vegas Shooting.

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