while delivering a food delivery some crazy wack job attacked me with a machete on snail and blossom Hill san jose ca fml

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Thank you my 1st ever doordash bag you will be missed August 2018 - August 2020

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Its funny cause it's true

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when you hit a car while on a dash and you only have liability and not commercial insurance haha

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Tried handing the customer there order when they didn't have a good grip cause he was trying to holds his dog leash with the same hand. Had to call doordash to give them a discount other wise they were going to lose 160 dollars worth of food

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doordash tech-support

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When you deliver the customers order and notice a reward for drivers except its for the neighbors delivery drivers 🥺

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I hustled my ass off for 12 hrs and I got to say it payed off

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2 Dollar Tony new slogan Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail shall keep his dashers from their 2 dollar delivery's

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Revised - tips like this almost brings a tear to my eye. It shows the customer cares and thats why I give it all.

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Thank u susie's cakes while on a catering job / drive I asked to buy a lemon cupcake they said sorry ur money is no good here. Here u go, u've earned this. It's nice to be recognized.

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70 pizzas to feed the homeless of san Jose,ca . 1 man 1 small 2001 Toyota Corolla no problem for me.

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Haha I doordashed for #doordash on a drive order. Of course no tip. So if u ever want to talk to a real rep 150 w evelyn ave mountain view ca

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When I walk in to Chipotle to grab my doordaah order past the order line

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while doing a delivery for Grubhub so buddy attacked me with a machete on snail and blossom Hill san jose ca fml.

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be kind to your merchants you never know when they will give you a mango lessi

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I'm off duty while going to a Home Depot were I see a doordasher didn't give a f about a customers order. I was laughing so loud and it was something thing only people who do this under stand.

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in the land of tips cash 💸 💰 🤑 is king

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It nice when the customer is very thankful for saving there time grocery shopping. I don't mind breaks up going to restaurants.

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And another 1000 dollar chipotle order. 26 dollar payout delayed 30 min and no surprise no cash tips. That's the story catering for doordash. Order was so big they had to close the store temporarily since they needed all hands on deck work on this job.

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And this is what a 1000 dollar chipotle order looks like. And YES THE CUSTOMER TIPPED ME IN CASH! So 30 for the drive order 25 in cash tip. The doordash god Tony was smiling down on me.😎

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not bad for mothers day. should have been 500 but got Messed over by 3 merchants

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canceled the order wrong address/being out of town.stupid dasher app when I hit return just kept on going to a phone number. Was at smart and final for the return.they refund I got 1.5x pay and free food cause the can't accept returned food. I'm happy 😊

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Why im loved by all the customers I delivered too

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Why can't there be more visible address numbers like this

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1st time ever I delivered a gallon of soda aka Sprite

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Well me and my corolla pulled a huge delivery for cityofsanjose 360 meals for 40 occupants. Picked up near rosie's new york pizza and dropped off near Gilroy Outlets. Feels good doing good doing what you like. Last I up load like this just wanted to let you all know were helping stomp out the curve.

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70 pizzas to feed the homeless of san Jose,ca . 1 man 1 small 2001 Toyota Corolla no problem for me.

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Customer who doesn't tip but leaves you instructions on how to drop it off.

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now part of the 6000 club

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The 1st of many unicorn 🦄 of the day. I only just started an hour ago

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The after tip it does exist.

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Now I'm part of the 5000 club. Wasn't easy some times but hey I eventually got there.

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not bad for working only 6 days.

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Well got this message today. Never scene before till now.

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Delivered to the San Jose Giants 300+ of chipotle. Got paid 22 bucks form doordash but guess what I didn't get......a tip 🤔

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Well me and my corolla pulled a huge delivery for cityofsanjose 360 meals for 40 occupants. Picked up near rosie's new york pizza and dropped off near Gilroy Outlets. Feels good doing good doing what you like. Last I up load like this just wanted to let you all know were helping stomp out the curve.

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Today I feel special. So humble and thankful for I get from my fellow man. When I did a pick up for blue line pizza they gave me something, wings. It feels good to rewarded for hard work and helping my fellow partners.

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Well me and my corolla pulled a huge delivery for cityofsanjose 360 meals for 40 occupants. Picked up near rosie's new york pizza and dropped off near Gilroy Outlets. Feels good doing good doing what you like. Last I up load like this just wanted to let you all know were helping stomp out the curve.

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The goat of dd drive in Santa Clara county. Sad part chipotle stole my tip. The order was for 800 dollars and I only got 35 bucks fof the delivery. Wish dd would fight for us and our earned tips

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While picking up at the Dashermart they gave me some sodas and pies to reward me for my hard work. I guess 2 dollar Tony 💵 does care about me 😃

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Awesome but weird extra reward

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70 pizzas to feed the homeless of san Jose,ca . 1 man 1 small 2001 Toyota Corolla no problem for me.

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Once again fn 2 dollar Tony 💵 killed Campbell CA with his 3 dollar peak pay. Been here in my car watching my d i c k get smaller waiting for orders.

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My last 2 customers gave what they could/got for a tip. I'm always humble and thankful for anything our customers can give me. Especially if it's all they afford to offer me from the bottom of there hearts. I give it all - rise against

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Guess who delivered to the 49ers today and got a 60 cash tip. What did they order 50 plus burritos from chipotle. So 26 drive plus 60 dollar tip. Not a bad drive/catering job.

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Getting some dinner before a 7 hour dash

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when waze/googlemaps gives you direction to the customers house except its leads you to back of the house.

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Mission complete. Yes I agree I should have finished Friday but I'm not 2 dollar Tony biach. Hrs it took to complete was 21 hrs

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Mean while at doordash support what you mean you can't find the apartment in the dark at 3am? You got to get that custom their food the same temperature it was at the merchant. Its your duty to satisfy that....

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almost chit my pants. My 1st ever miss delivery and almost thought some one walked off with the food. Thank God for how it ended

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The pro driver that that became premiere, the premiere driver that went back to pro, the pro driver that became partner. I will say I'm so much happier. No matter what level you are you get shitty orders. Take orders that make sense not to keep your status its not worth it any more.

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Aww I guess doordash help can be nice

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Ahh the ultra rare after tip

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Remember when you tip your dasher good, they will take care of you. She asked for 32oz I came back with half a gallon to make up for my mistake

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Everyone's favorite, the red screen of death

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Thank you for the mask blue sky in Campbell, ca

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And it gets even better. 25 for the drive 3 dollars ontime incentive 20 dollars in app tip and 35 in cash tip. I guess to day was my day thank u God.

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And I'm through can ya sing the song for me, boo?

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This is what the streets of Santa Clara county California look like.

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Got this in my email. Guess it's a app and on a plus side looks like speedway gas ⛽ is on it. So 25 cents saving and points on my speedway account, double whammy.

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2 dollar Tony minion.,..................................

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Well looks like they revamped the app.

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And this is what is fing up Grubhub. Tip 0 to 1.50 are you kidding me?! Man I think Grubhub is going to have a hard time going foward keeping drivers. Sad part this was the company to work for doing food delivery but now 2 dollar Tony reigns supreme 😢

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Me waiting 2hrs for order and nothing cause F'N DOORDASH FLOODED THE MARKET

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What do you mean theres no parking? I found parking cause its called doordash not door look for parking then dash.

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Yeah being a so called essential worker pays off

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Guess I'm staying home getting drunk vs sitting in my car watching my life get shorter or what ever that goat 🐐 said in the back of the pick up truck 🛻

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And finally I got the tip I deserve doing a drive order. 2 bags one huge el pollo loco box. 500 worth of food. Who gave me this nice tip A church. Still bitter over apple and no tip last Sunday.

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Yes a drive unicorn from chipotle. I accepted at 23 dollars when checked in at the pick up time it jumped up to 79 dollars. On top of that I was duel apping and had a grubhub order down the street for 11 bucks. Happy days. My god it's been so slow and this brightened my week till the weekend.

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My average Sunday in Santa Clara for a goat like me

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I went to drop this Safeway order off but customer wasn't home at there 2 story appartment. Put the 5 min clock on. After 5 min clock hit zero was told to return it to Safeway. Was pizzed cause had to bring them down. Went back to Safeway they were we can't take that back. Well my watch is over

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After chipotle not tipping again on a drive order yesterday. I got the tip I deserve today by el pollo loco. I swear the doordash drive/catering service is broken

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So I got this email. Nothing new really except the part about being on time. What does that mean for us. They going to start docking us if were late?. I wonder what Grubhub is going to say about this to us. Also I feel sorry for those non tippers cause there never getting there food if it's far.

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Thank u doordash and grubhub cause of u in a one week hustle I was able to make the funds to go to from Santa Clara county California to Washington DC. U can reach ur goals I'm living proof BEEFCAKE

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Alcohol deliveries new protocol what could go wrong 2 dollar Tony 💵. I guess I'll tell aft when they bust me in there sting operation doordash said it was ok

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When your in traffic for over 10 min and the restaurant you need to get to is sitting in front of you

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While dropping off for a customer I noticed some left a doordash order in front of the apartment complex. Maybe the customer forgot to tip,didn't give them the access code to the gate or the Dasher said peace and left it there. I know mine got his order.

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Finally hit 300 catering/drive orders. It took 19 months mainly cause m-f I can only take orders after 3pm due to my job. This was a good one today since it was for the house less in San Jose. Heres to the next 100 catering jobs

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Adjustment are so weird with dd. The last 2 weeks my Adjustment have been 0 but today 200 plus again like 4 weeks ago. 2 weeks prior I would usually get like 30 40 bucks. Do you all get crazy Adjustments like this?

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Right when I turned on my dash button this popped up. Doordash/Tony wtf u trying to pull?! Do u think I have time to read this chit when I'm about to start my dash during peak pay? Simple answer no. I wonder if I gave Tony my 7th unborn child since the other 6 are up and running?

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When you get to a mall thinking ur merchant is in the food court but really in suite 200 by the mens Macy's while your parked and coming from the women's Macy's. FML! Valley Fair, ca

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Looks like there showing tips again. Now turn on percentages instead of suggestions.

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Nothing like waking up to a new month and still being on top. Heres to may and its madness

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When DoorDash try's to sneak a 2 dollar order in a stack order. so tony no can do even if its peak pay.

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Grubhub response to ruining the tipping scale. I suggest we all sent pay response in at there site so they get the point.

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116 plus 5 dollar cash tip makes this a 30 dollars an hour night how about them apple's. Feel like the old days the all or nothing days are back. I heard there was a massive lay off of dashers happened. I didn't believe it but now I do.

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Happy Halloween.................

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Hmm wingstop in Campbell, ca on bascom has us check in time doordash gave for pick up and customer name. Hmm wondering or hoping there going to try and match pick up times

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HAHA another drive for #doordash Corp. Let's see if I get the same amount for a tip. If I can I'll try to record inside the building.

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MY DASH MONEY!!! Aww friday night peak pay then this happens on highway 17. Made 40 bucks at least. For me no biggie got AAA platinum, yes I fix a flat (4 cans) a slime tire pump but guess the hole is to big to fix for it. I got tire insurance so its paid for already just sucks I'm losing out tonigh

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Every day I'm hustling In Silicon Valley California

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I found the devil's house and its Santa Clara county. Near Homestead and San Tomas expressway

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Look at all those miles aka take offs. Looks like uncle sam is not getting any of my cash Ola this year again

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Hardest question ever.

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Haha no they are going to want us #dashers to do this for 6 bucks. Hey Tony gfys!

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Heads up my fellow dashers that hate cheesecake factory orders

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Aww traffic welcome back. Oh how I missed you over the holidays.

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This is why u do drive orders. 15 min 40 bucks. Also remember arrive 20 min early cause if the order is ready early u can drop it off early. Plus bonus on time pay

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Even though I have over 160 unofficial drives, I finally reached my 100th drive tonight. It took less then 7 months. If I didn't have a real job I would have gotten this faster. Hopefully this gets me in to the higher tiers of doordash programs to make more money cause it's all about that cash

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I guess keep asking till u get what u want.

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The craziest thing just happened my app paused by its self I get this message I miss an order then it unpaused by its self. Followed by lowering my rating and the next dash I got was 3 miles out of my area and in a appartment complex. So f u doordash I'm so sick of ur bs and fing all us dashers.

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The goat of Santa Clara county. In only 5 months I just find it sad to be the best in such a short amount of time. With that said Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake! Beefcake! — Eric Cartman (Trey Parker), South Park

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