A little Saturday Satire from the Reductress

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I voted for Biden, but still long for this result.

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Walmart is a good source of content for this sub.

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It’s just that simple.

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Borrowed from FB, but I think it fits in here.

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Never Change, Rupert.

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Just think of the possibilities.

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This one is not as high as some here, but the doubling down was impressive.

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I know we don’t get many memes here, but I thought this was fitting.

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Forgive me if this has been posted before, but I thought this was pretty clever.

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Does a sack lunch bunch song count?

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Is intentional Mulaney allowed? A Facebook friend found this gem.

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We are in their heads.

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Long lost electric bill.

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Who knew Jason had such range?

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Wouldn’t let me cross post, but I think I found Jonah on Reddit.

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I thought this might fit in here.

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That’s just wrong.

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That’s not how you use this meme, but that’s none of my business.

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My mother reads a lot of Amish novels. Most are harmlessly corny. This is pure despair.

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This particular Karen was upset about her order, so she blocked the drive thru instead of going inside. (Not too mention without mask at close range)

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Just picked up my costume for tonight...

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We said goodbye to my mother today after 88 years. A lifelong fan, often talking about the good old days of Palmer, Boog, Frank and Brooks Robinson but also loving recent players too. We got her this bouquet . Take a moment to tell the people you love that you love them.

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Neoliberal’s gots some theories about Fivey.

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It may be more common than I think but, this is the first purple coco I’ve seen in a handicapped stall.

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Should Elaine have taken the cap off?

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Me either.

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Apparently MoviePass is a way to make fun of someone now.

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Pasta assistance.

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I don’t think I’ll ever be this close to Delaware’s holy grail again.

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On another Reddit post, someone said until they got to high school they thought Delaware was a city and not a state. This got me thinking if there were any cities bigger in size than Delaware, turns out three Alaskan cities branch out further than Delaware.

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Very helpful.

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Some mom took her kid to Modean’s the other daayy...

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A friend on Facebook found this doozy.

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Not mine, but interested to see what locals think of this redditor’s project.

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Does this count? 'Cause I think this counts.

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Daaaaannnn!

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A pic from today’s game I tinkered with on my phone.

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When you splurge after pretty strict week. I thought about not tracking it at all, but wanted to keep it in mind for reference. For reference, I had 20 dailies left going into dinner.

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I spotted someone familiar on my cereal box today.

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Why did I read this with Stu’s weekend observations voice in my head?

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Too bad this happened on a Wednesday, because this would definitely be one of the funniest things in the sport weekend.

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I feel bad for those that fall for this, especially now.

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Ready for that Disney Channel Donnybrook, boys.

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Here’s some new scenarios for Ron

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All this time, I never knew this was the good doctor Greg was talking about.

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Just going to leave this here.

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Stugotz was right? Holy Sh*t Stugotz was right!

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This thanksgiving decoration at my mom's house looks like a turkey on South Park.

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Interested to see what you guys think of these.

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Donut spat.

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Spotted Sarah selling Blue Buffalo this morning.

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Some days I feel as useless as Matt Patricia’s pencil.

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Roses are red, winter gives me the shivers,

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At least someone understands.

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😢

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I know you gotta start somewhere, but for being VP of the record company, Blake is not doing much for his client.

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This misleading game piece.

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MURRRRAAAAYYY!!!

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Liking your own post is looked down upon, but Chance gets a pass.

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Went to the OPACY 25th anniversary game yesterday and sat in the top row Sec 332 Row 25. It was a hike but it helped me get a great shot. I'd thought I would share it here.

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Coincidence on my Reddit front page.

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What did fat Chris call it, globs of love?

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🤞🏻maybe someday...

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Was lost...still losing.

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When you just finished eating street meat and he gives you that look.

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This looks like it belongs here.

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I painted it myself!

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I can’t tell the difference between a toad and a frog

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A young Jon Weiner circa 1982

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Saw the Holy Grail today.

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Young Finebucket

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Now you know...

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I tell you what, if I’m a scout in rural Michigan, I’m calling the club to sign Buck Farmer, hall of famer. Warwick, I would recommend becoming the town doctor. Don’t get me started on Stumpy.

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Looks Like Request: Lovie Smith and his glorious beard

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Kinda interested in the guys take on Luka’s mom tomorrow.

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Astromoners have found the Big O! (Stu never had a chance on this one)

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Look who’s back!

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Is it safe to assume the Christina Ricci is in the fivehead Hall of Fame?

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H O WT O D OM YJ O B

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One RU group I follow on FB is full of complainers about the 50¢ convenience fee for reserving seats through the app (which I’m sure is less than fandango). I submitted this to be the mascot of the group.

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Julia’s diary entry. (Poor Alexis)

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Finally! 🙄

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I mean Stu does have a point...

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Thanks for the update.

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Wilmington (DE) Blue Rocks vs. Buies Creek Astros June 28 2018

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Happy Shrove Tuesday!

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Hammmmy!

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Found these guys on Delaware beach yesterday. Any ideas what lived in them?

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I ask myself...

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