A horse, ye say? That came out'ea the water, ye say? And it spoke to ye? Laddie, that's no a horse. That's a kelpie, as e'er there were one. A kelpie, laddie, and ye's lucky to be alive! Now, tell yer Grannie what it said to ye...1yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/FairytaleasFuck
Abandoned fork lift in the neglected building lot next door to my office [3264 × 2448]8yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/AbandonedPorn
On a certain day, at a certain time, if you wander down the wrong street in Los Angeles, you’ll have a story to tell that nobody will believe3yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/FairytaleasFuck
Four Sleeping Giants - Faroe Islands, where the Vikings burned their boats on the beach and still do, every year5yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/FairytaleasFuck
KREEEEK! TAKE OVER THEIR TRANSPORT INFRASTRUCTURE, ROADS, BRIDGES, AIRPORTS AND KREEEEK TRAIN STATIONS!6yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
CACAWWW THE ALLFATHER HAS ARRIVED CACAWWW TO UNLEASH HIS FURY ON THE MUDMEN CAWWW CACAWWW!!6yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
I think we can handle one little bird. I sent two units. KAAKAAAAWWW NO LIEUTENANT, KAKAAAWWW, YOUR MEN ARE ALREADY DEAD!! KAKAAAAWWW!!!4yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
My... my eye.... I can't see out of my left eye! Is there something wrong with it?9yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/Pareidolia
This is my Great Uncle, 2nd Lieutenant Jack Parry. 100 years ago today, the 16th of July 1916, he led his platoon on an attack to High Wood during the Battle of The Somme and was killed. It was his 21st birthday.8yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/Military
The annual Ash Wednesday 'no rules' football match in Ashbourne, England. [1500x1000]12yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/unitedkingdom
B-KORK DEFEND TERRITORY WON FROM THE MUDMAN! B-KORK, STRIKE FEAR INTO THEIR HEARTS! COCK-A-DOODLE DOOOOO!!6yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
KAKAWWWW THE ALL FATHER IS KAKAWWWW COMING! KAKAWWW THE MUDMAN'S CITIES WILL BE OURS ONCE MORE!! KAWWW KAKAWWWW6yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
BIRD ARMY STRONG! CRAWWWK! BE ALL YOU CAN BE!! KREEEK! GO TO YOUR LOCAL BIRD ARMY RECRUITMENT OFFICE FOR MORE INFORMATION ON OUR COLLEGE PROGRAM!! CRAWWWWWK!!!6yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
RRREEEEEAAARK, KRAAAAAW THE MUDMAN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND OUR RRAWWWK, RAAAAWWWK RRRRRAGE!! IT IS OUR FURY THAT CARRYS US ALOFT!! DESTROY THE MUDMAN!!! RAWWWWWK!!9yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
I think my men can handle one little bird. - RAWWWWWK, NO, LIEUTENANT! KRAWWW! YOUR MEN ARE ALREADY DEAD!! KRAWWWW!!!9yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
REEEEEK REEEEEEEEK RELEASE OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS, OR FACE ARRRRRRK OUR AAAARK ARRRRRK ATTACKS, FILTHY MUDMAN!9yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
KAKAWWW THE MOON HAS TURNED RED KAKAWWW SEAS BOIL KAKAWWW THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN KAKAWWWWW!!5yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
Once again, Science destroys faith - like and share if you agree!!!1!5yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Castle Island, Connaught, Ireland - Surely there are stairs that lead down to a labyrinthine crypt full of all manner of strange and terrible beasts6yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/FairytaleasFuck
This is MY Gospel - With knowledge in my artillery, I am quite the opponent.,.7yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
You want to see the River Queen, do you? Take a deep breath, hold onto my tail and I'll take you to her!6yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/FairytaleasFuck
This female m'lady literally thinks she's a piece of candy, worth only a few cents and to be chewed up and eaten. WTF?! Religion has literally made her actually think she's an inanimate object! She doesn't realize she has a brain that can use analogy and is entitled to have an opinion!9yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Stepping Stones across West Dart River, Dartmoor, Devon, UK (OC) [3968x2232]10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/waterporn
Plaque held by the demon Pazuzu as protection against the Mesopotamian Goddess Lamashtu: x-post from r/artefactporn, I thought some of you would be intrigued. Original post in comments.9yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/occult
EeeeeEEEERRRK THE MUDMAN'S DEEEK DEEEK DECLARATION OF WAR!!! BOMB THEIR BARBECUE WITH OUR PRECISION GARRRRK GUIDED DUNGS!! RAAAAARRRK!!!10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
A pint of Black Sheep bitter in Horton in Ribblesdale, Pen-y-Ghent in the background, Yorkshire Dales10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/britpics
Dun an Oir, weathering another Atlantic storm. Cape Clear, Ireland [4320x3240][X-Post from r/abandonedporn] - Scene of the siege and massacre of Serwick: Detail of the history in the comments.10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/castles
F-22 Raptor pulling a high G turn creates low pressure air over the fuselage. The angle is just right for sunlight to generate a rainbow. (x-post from r/awesome).10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/PerfectTiming
I know I'll probably get downvoted for this, but DAE feel like they were born in the wrong era?10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
I FOUND A SLUG... INDOORS!! #OMGWTF #DAFUQ #OMGOMG WTF IS A SLUG DOING INDOORS? #ZOMG LOLOLOLOLOL ^^11yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/Im14andthisisWTF
Donkeys chilling outside the Lloyds bank, Brockenhurst, New Forest, Dorset10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/britpics
OMGOMGOMG formed and packaged meat with BEAR FACES!!1!1 WTF? LITERALLY, WTF GUYS?! This made me scream almost nearly11yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/Im14andthisisWTF
Pint of Black Sheep in Horton in Ribblesdale, Pen-y-Ghent in the background, Yorkshire Dales10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/beerwithaview
ASSEMBLE CHICKEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS, CLUCK CLUCK, THE TIME HAS COME TO RISE AND TAKE OVER!! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK6yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
Stepping Stones across West Dart River, Dartmoor, Devon, UK (OC) [3968x2232]10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/britpics
Brad Pitt is 50. YEARS. OLD!! WTF - He might have been 14 once!!!! My Dad was never 14, but he's 50. Brad Pitt is way cool and I'm 14. I'm gonna be Brad Pitt!! #SWAG #LOL #ZOMBIEWAR #COD11yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/Im14andthisisWTF
CRAWWW CREEEEEK SEEEEEK AAAND DESTROYYYY THE MUDMEN OFFSPRING AAAAK AAAATTAAACKKKK10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
SCRAAWWWW MUDMAN TAKES OUR YOUNG, THEN WE WILL BOMB THEIR YOUNG! SCRAWWW, POOP FROM ABOVE! YARRRRK SCRAWWW!9yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
So this funDIE chick is 'mirin and then she only has to open her stupid mouth and I'm in the friendzone. You know what happens next so just upvote already and move on.10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
LARRRRK LIFE ON THE STREETS, GOTTA MAKE EEEERK ENDS MEET! UUURK USE WHAT YOU NEEED TO FEEED7yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
Stepping stones across West Dart River near Hexworthy, Dartmoor, Devon, UK [3968x2232]10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/CampingandHiking
How to make love - this is, like, an old book. I mean, srsly, wtf? LOLOLOLOLOL I can't believe this is a thing11yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/Im14andthisisWTF
Enhanced color image of Pluto, used detect differences in the composition and texture of Pluto's surface: New Horizon's LORRI and Ralph [1920x1080] (x-post from /r/spaceporn)9yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/wallpaper
So, this guy on campus was literally forcing his religion down peoples' throats, so I literally out smarted him with my superior intellect and did the exact opposite, proving how stupid reLIEgion is. Everyone stood and gave me a round of applause when he literally left.10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Mesopotamian glass beads found in Kongehøj burial in Denmark. Bronze Age, 3,400 years ago. [1417x1350] (x-post from r/Artifactporn)10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/Norse
SPIDER!!! Nopenopenopenope! OMGOMGOMG LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Spider!!! IN MY SHOE #NOPENOPENOPE AMIRIGHT!?!?!?11yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/Im14andthisisWTF
Great picture on the cover of the Belfast Telegraph from the riots the other day11yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/unitedkingdom
The annual Ash Wednesday 'no rules' football match in Ashbourne, England. [1500x1000]12yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/britpics
Ballynoe Ireland - original OP in r/EarthPorn took the photo during a trip to Ireland last year - It is the trail to Ballynoe Stone Circle6yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/FairytaleasFuck
Curses Inc. by Tristan Elwell (x-post from r/ImaginaryCharacters - I thought it might make the folk here smile :)10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/witchcraft
The signposts in Skyrim - I was always impressed how this little detail was accurately done. Here's a signpost from my hike in the Yorkshire Dales10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/skyrim
Man testing American Football helmet, bashing his head against a wall11yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/photoshopbattles
My fundie teacher told me to get rid of this desktop picture. I said Religious people literally believe a man with a beard on a throne flies around above the stratosphere. Only ignorance will stop us from going beyond the stars. Everyone stood and gave me a round of applause!10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Dover Castle, Kent, UK: Originally Saxon, burnt down by the Normans on their way to London after the Battle of Hastings and rebuilt, this castle had a strategic influence up to the Napoleonic wars. Tunnels beneath used during WWII. This view is from the road inland from the port. More in comments.11yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/castles
When Will The Oppression End? For Too Long Religious Maniacs Have Sought To End Our Chances Of Space Travel And Today They Struck Another Blow To The Evolution Of The Human Species. Why Doesn't John Kerry Do Something About This, Huh?! Why Is The UN Silent?! Why Isn't This On TV News?!10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
It's Christmas time at the CoOp!! Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas, everyone! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells - come on everyone, sing along. It might be August but that's no reason not to get into the Christmas spirit!10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/unitedkingdom
Why aren't there more atheist/antitheist computer games, especially featuring a female in such an pretty package? Praise Ga[Y]ben!10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
Stepping Stones across West Dart River, Dartmoor, Devon, UK (OC) [3968x2232]10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/EarthPorn
cluck cluck, HITHHHHH I AM ONE OF YOU, HITTHHHHH, THOW ME WHERE THE EGGTH ARE, HITHHHH, I'M HUNTHING FOR THE EATHTER EGGTH, HONETHTLY cluck *coff coff* cluck cluck7yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/enlightenedbirdmen
A White Yorkshire Rose - I went to the Somme, Arras, Passendale, Ypres to discover the graves of two Gt Uncles and found this poem in a cemetery.11yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/yorkshire
The sun sets on an abandoned farmhouse in Fairfield County, Ohio. (x-post from r/skyporn & r/abandonedporn)10yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/creepy
Whether fUNDIES like it or not, we're accidentally descended from a monkey. We're a glorious monkey accident. Logic and reason, bitches!11yr ⋅ Jazzspasm ⋅ r/magicskyfairy
