Attention Marge Simpson, your son has been arrested... Attention Marge Simpson, we have also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Nice P.J.s, Simpson. Did your mommy buy em for ya? Of course she did... you won this round Simpson!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bart, this is your father, do you know where the remote is? I looked all over the house. Did you check your pocket? It was.. it was in my pocket.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
For once maybe someone will call me sir without adding you're making a scene.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Why all the black? Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything? You look a little nervous dad.. no YOU look a little nervous Lisa!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage. When pigs fly! Hahaha... wha.. will you be donating that million dollars now sir? Umm no I still prefer not..6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Right well let’s crack on... don’t say crack, Jez yeh? Cause you saying crack makes me think about crack and I love crack...5yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/MitchellAndWebb
I am evil homer, I am evil homerrrr! I am evil homer, I am evil homerrr!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
She called me a PC thug! I’ve been called a greasy thug too! It’s never stopped hurting..6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You have to take her to a real psychiatrist! Just look how tense she is!.. she’s fine..6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Hello Muddah, hello Faddah, Here I am at Camp Grenada” “Marge is Lisa at camp Granada?”6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
‘Tis no man! ‘Tis a remorseless eating machine! Arrr! But the sign said all you can eat!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don’t think we’re talking about love here, we’re talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Was this image a lie? Because I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen this in game...5yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/BattlefieldV
When I was seventeen I purchased, with a fake ID... My name was Brian McGee!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Have you done your market research? Market research? If you build it, they will come, that's my market research. Your market research is Field of Dreams?6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/MitchellAndWebb
Got this really cheap stand for the Pro, only cost me £5 and it’s much better than the Official one IMO.5yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/PS4Pro
Hello Mr Burns, this is your mother!, son this is Mrs Burns, I just called to say, I don’t love you, you are a bad son Montel.... ahhh!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How much is this free resort weekend? It’s free... and WHEN is this weekend? It’s this weekend... uh huh and how much does it cost? Umm.. it’s free.. I see, and when is it? It’s this weekend.. and what are you CHARGING for this free weekend?6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
hello Homer, this is God......frey Jones from the TV magazine show 'Rock Bottom'6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby, get ourselves some snacks!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What the hell are we gonna do with 10 thousand angel ash trays!? I can take up smoking... you damn well better!5yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Jeremy! Super Hans is here! Did you try and get him sectioned? Well someone tried to get me sectioned, and no one gets super hans sectioned!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/MitchellAndWebb
Homer's choking again, somebody scare him! That’s for the hiccups! Hey look at this... softball starts this week.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hey, don't you want to take your shoes off before you go swimming? Professor? A...oh. Ooh. Um...hm.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Who’s Disco Stu? Oh I wanted to write Disco Stud but ran out of space6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Greetings good man, might i trouble you for a drink? Oh get out of here Homer Homer? Who is Homer?”6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It was a good ride while it lasted, Come on kids, let’s go home.. we are home.. that was fast...6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hi Maude!.... diddly!...I’ve been having fun with my pal Homerrr!....diddly!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!”6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My apologies sir but the sale of fireworks is prohibited in this state and his punishable by.. follow meee6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
One is wearing a green dress, pearls & has a lot of blue hair. A lot of blue hair? Hehe What a freak6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there please save me Superman!”6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, I was talked into doing a dance called The Bump , but my hip slipped and my buttocks came into contact with the buttocks of another young man! I see..6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge.. I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment... are you going to eat it? Yes...6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Anyone think that season 13 is great? I just bought it on dvd and I don’t regret it.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Happy birthday to you! (Happy birthday!) Happy birthday TO YOU!! (Happy birthday!) Happy birthday, Burnsie! Happy birthday TO YOU!! Go to hell you old man!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hmm, a 'Krusty' burger. That doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Samsung has finally released a new firmware update today to hopefully address black screen issues found on MU series TVs.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/PS4Pro
The ingredients were: fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage. Once again if I’m not mistaken this can contained tomato paste..6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Does anyone know how to get rid of these scratches on the ps logo on the PS4 Pro?5yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/PS4Pro
Some student, possibly Bart Simpson, has been circulating candy hearts featuring crude, off colour sentiments6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And I say, that England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston! - Pitt the Elder! Lord Palmerston!! PITT THE ELDER! Ok you asked for it!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from workie.. hubba hubba!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Is that my good butter? Can’t discuss that Marge, I have to write another delicious memo.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hang In There Baby! You said it kitty... Copyright 1968” hmm determined or not, that cat must be long dead. That’s kind of a downer.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I have a mouth but do not speak, I have a bed but never sleep - What am I? A river. Nicholas Lyndhurst. “I think you’ve got the wrong answer page... fuck this shit!”5yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/MitchellAndWebb
No, No because of distortion. There was probably a buzz. There might be an ancient Saxon coin right here.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/MitchellAndWebb
Mr Burns, I’m afraid you are the sickest man in the United States, you have everything...6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
He called me 'Greenhorn'. I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yo, um I must of like fallen on a bullet and it like drove itself into my gut.... hey don’t worry you don’t have to make up stories here, save that for court!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello! My name is Mr Snrub! And I come from some place far away! Yes that’ll do.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer you still here?! Boy you are slow! Something said not good! Get the hell out of here!!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let’s sacrifice him to our god!.... Come on, we did it all the time in the thirties!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“...Do it... Do it! ... Kill everyone!” It sure is taking a long time to reach this button6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You didn't put my marshmallow in. I think you're old enough to do it yourself now. Ok, I can handle that. Hey! Give me a slice!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now when I say Hello Mr. Thompson and press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Hello Mr. Thompson...I think he’s talking to you....6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Can’t you give me anything for it? I can give you this Telephone, it is shaped like Mary Worth.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“What would Marge say? Do whatever you have to do to save Moe’s, I love my Homie”6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I saw this picture on Facebook and it reminded me of Jeremy and Marks argument about the heating5yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/MitchellAndWebb
It’s your fault I’m bald!, it’s your fault I’m ollld! It’s your fault I can’t talk!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Eh-Eh-Eh-Eh-! Take that Mom! Eh-Eh-Eh-Eh! Take that Dad! Eh-Eh-Eh-Eh! Send me to a psychiatrist will you! Eh-Eh-Eh-Eh!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Duhh... homer why are we down here? Ohh jeez, i told you Bernie to guard the bee! But why?!! Oh you guys are pathetic, no wonder Smithers made me head bee guy.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Where are the refreshments!” “Ah you keep asking me that and I keep telling you over there!”6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Wow! A Clown! Do you think he’s evil? He SMELLS evil, shall we tell daddy? No let’s poke him a little while longer...6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague. Uh, sir, that's the plaque. Ah, yes, the special de-motivational plaque.6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner.. KABOOM! Oh excuse me again dear...6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When the working day is done, girls just want to have fu-un, it’s all we really waaaaant!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Remember I got Milhouse‘ picture on America’s most wanted?, Oh No Not Again!!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
🎶Here's the angel, See the angel, It's my angel, No one elses Next to the rakes🎶6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
He ain’t no cowboy! Sure I Am...Yippee Whippie, Whippie! Ah ok he’s in!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Come on Think of a celebrity, not the queen that’s too obvious.. Jools Holland has got that one!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/MitchellAndWebb
But we heard them hover... I’m afraid I played a dirty part in this charade!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Scottish deer hound.... hey! This is a dog! Oh my friend you’re smarter than I have you credit for!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don’t forget the smell”, Will you get off my front lawn! Why don’t you make me?!”6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
What was the pirate’s name in Treasure Island? BART SIMPSON!? Look, lady, I got a peptic ulcer, a wife hocking me for a new car, and I need a root canal. Will ya quit bugging me about the stupid pirate?6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you look up stupid in the dictionary there would be a picture of me!6yr ⋅ Jayrobert_ ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
