I hate you. I say that, not out of anger but, simply as a fact. It is 67 degrees outside and I hate you.3yr ⋅ jayemwie ⋅ r/americandad
YOU DUMB SON OF A- ! No wait, that’s not who Roland Chang is... Hey! You’re doing great!3yr ⋅ jayemwie ⋅ r/americandad
Whoo! She got the drop on ol’ Reggie. Caught those full in the face. If those were guns, Reggie'd be dead.1yr ⋅ jayemwie ⋅ r/americandad
The generalissimo dies tonight. I have painted my children for the last time.2yr ⋅ jayemwie ⋅ r/americandad
For instance, guns aren’t allowed on planes, so if you can get one on, you’ll have a tremendous amount of leverage.2yr ⋅ jayemwie ⋅ r/americandad
If you want this belt back, you can come and get it. AUGUST 4th AT THE HONDA CENTER!3yr ⋅ jayemwie ⋅ r/americandad
Oh God, that's my mom! Oh God, that's my dad! I didn't almost die to see them naked!3yr ⋅ jayemwie ⋅ r/americandad
