ATTENTION, this is your captain speaking and I am now celebrating my first cake day on Reddit and I DEMAND to get wished a happy cake day or else, jk..... unless

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First time taking a mirror selfie!!! Don’t check my profile to validate that, just know that I wouldn’t dare lie to you

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Since I’ve showed my trustworthiness I can tell you for a FACT that I’m straight, I obviously wouldn’t lie, prove me wrong

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Tell me your assumptions about me cause I find them funny, also just comment in general cause I love responding to them

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Drinking our success, these are obviously our awards and I don’t lie, just don’t ask how we got them mmkay

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Came out to my friends today and I took this photo with one of them (cropped her out for privacy ya knowwww)

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Any recommendations for literally anything (music, tv shows, films, games)would be very cewl because of the whole no school ting, also here’s me doing the finger guns

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My son asked me can I have a bookmark and I burst into tears cause he still doesn’t know my name is Jack. It’s a stupid joke I saw aha, I’m bored as hellll so pleaseee humour me and tell me a bad joke or even a good one

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Stream Easy by Troye Sivan and also gimme more music recommendations pwease 🦦🦦

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Tell me your best or worst pickup line, I find them so funny. Also pleaseeeee recommend me albums to listen to

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IF YOU WATCH JENNA MARBLES TELLL MEEE, I need to know how many of y’all there are, HEEEEELLLLL YEEEEAAAAHHH BEEEEECH

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“I’m the Joker baby” (Please understand that meme aha, also it was Children I’m Need Day so we all had to dress up)

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