Columbine shooter boys are so kawaii uwu

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HMmMmmMMmMmMMmMmmMmmMmmMmmmMmmmMmmmMMMM 🤔🤔

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This hurt me so I need to make sure it hurts someone else too

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MRS KUJO GET DOWN

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When you see your botched doctor and say “I want what you got”

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Valedictorian but also r/ihavesex

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Mia Farrow has to google pics of her own daughter

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Anyone can be an “experienced medical and aesthetics practitioner”. This lass here is one, all you need is to pay for a certificate in the UK and you can turn others into works of art like yourself!

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That smile looks painful

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I found my journal club article

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The best boss fight / crossover / undead memes

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Bitch ain’t wrong there at least

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I have LOST ALL HOPE FOR MALE GENDER because they don’t know where the tampons are!! (Scoff) uneducated barbarians

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“Those jerks won’t marry and have children with me but muh sperm donor better be tall!!!!!”

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Wish my bag snatched my waist like that

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Aww noo its ok baby come here

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Lovingly hung up by our nurses in our clinic. Can only imagine the professionalism shitstorm caused if we did something similar.

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40 year old twins; gotta get matching surgeries (reposted to remove identifying info)

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Where are all the good tall surgeons

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The Amanda Show (Amanda Bynes)

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Coincidence? I think not

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Sigh.. 😍😍

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“Ugh I want to get married. Ugh why do men ask me about my day SO BORINGLY. Why am I so amazing with my dating strategies and men are so not?”

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Madonna. Doing her best to keep up with the young kids trends #itsherturn

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shower bad

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From our favorite dating strategy hub. Thots telling other worthless thots they are QWEENS YAS.

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Photo Merch: I predict Ms Jbali has sold more prints than Pao ever will.. AND WHILE KEEPING HER CLOTHES ON! All hail the QUEEN 👑

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This is why a lot of patients aren’t taking the pandemic seriously anymore. They are stuck at home and see this on social media. Our future NPs/physician associates btw.

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Why is Tom’s sister peddling cameos too?! Who would want this? I would rather get a cameo from the hookah smoking man in Recbekuh and Zied’s title card.

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Kalani ALWAYS does the shoulder tilt when she talks with that smug inflection (which is every 3 mins). It’s like she’s a plus size Loren with desperation to be a Kardashian. This family is NUTS. #SaveAsuelu

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MOHAMMIT’s sleep paralysis demon

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I’m a keeper that likes beer, not like the other girls

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Nah I think Jonathon looks like The Situation! Both creepers and douchecanoes

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Where’s my Medal of Peace from Obunga for this shitpost

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My sleep paralysis demon

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I am too brainy and you men can’t keep up with me and my 5 languages 🧠

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Walls and couches are always shaped like that! What is this photoshop you speak of? [One of the thirsty Silva twins Instagram posts]

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Fuck you, Spotify, for putting this shit on my homepage. “tee hee we are edgy degenerates!”

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Don’t wanna involve the baby’s father at all, but do wanna involve his money. Help me gals

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sexy

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WMAF fairy tale ending

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Self Magazine, the “health” magazine for women, is now pandering morbid obesity since modern women are now mostly overweight. Bonus, the defending caption is by her omega husband.

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[Shitpost] Did someone say fluid bolus

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Guys we were wrong! Darcey NEVER had surgery on her face. Those swollen lips are all from lotion

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Excuse me m’ladies, let me show you how I LOST ALL HOPE IN MY GENDER because I know difference between pad and tampon! (SCOFF) Unlike the barbarians

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Self Magazine has gone down the shitter with their morbid obesity pandering.

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New and old couples embracing/clinging to their fame, also ft Jocelyn Wildenstein (colorized, circa 2018)

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From the trash TLC show 90 Day Fiance, where Americans look for love overseas

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you know who's ready for halloween? MY MOM

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Me and my friend looking forward to Sunday for the newest BT90D episode

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Please help me Weddit! Belt (right) or no belt? Sorry for the different lighting/filter.

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Dear God. The family bicycle.

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I know how to treat the ladies. Let me take your sister out.

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when i see a hot girl

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I’m a MF goddess

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Silent protagonist support group

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Please help me pick a dress! I love them both.

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I might be doing Valentine's Day wrong

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I'm a true gentleman. I'll take your little sister out and show her how it's done.

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MRW my boyfriend asks what's for dinner

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