My 84-year-old grandmother apologized for having to wear her nightgown in front of us. I said it was no problem and that it actually looked very comfortable, so she immediately offered one to me. It's not like I could have rejected this generous gift...10yr ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/funny
This husky appeared while I was pooping in a public restroom. It stared at me for a few seconds and then ran away.10yr ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/funny
Today I went with my sister to pick up her new puppy from a corgi farm in the middle of nowhere. We were immediately greeted by about twelve of these outside. This is what pure happiness looks like.9yr ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/aww
My girlfriend and I went full Bob's Burgers along with some friends for Halloween last night, somehow didn't realize the incestual implications until afterwards7yr ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/funny
Anybody still alive on this subreddit? This gem will turn 10 YEARS OLD in less than 3 months and I'm tempted to make Part 2 to celebrate.11mo ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/JarrodAlonge
My sister and I just self-published our first children's-book-for-adults! Perfect for anyone in their mid-thirties who still slamdances at local shows to feel validated by their deadbeat high school friends4yr ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/Hardcore
When you see George W. Bush doing cute and likeable things in 2018 but you also remember the Iraq War 5yr ⋅ @JarrodAlonge
Bernie Sanders doesn't give Ellen Degeneres the best handshake, unfortunately fails the second chance9yr ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/cringepics
Went to a bar as Bob Belcher last night, coincidentally ended up seated next to a Linda7yr ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/nevertellmetheodds
CrazyEightyEight's debut album will be mixed/mastered by Will Putney (Northlane, Stray From the Path, Every Time I Die, Like Moths To Flames, The Amity Affliction, Sworn In, My Ticket Home, For Today, Bad Omens, Thy Art Is Murder)6yr ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/JarrodAlonge
Not TOO bizarre, but here's the Tennessee Aquarium in my lovely hometown of Chattanooga8yr ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/bizarrebuildings
Joss Whedon is a cool director and all, but I couldn't help but notice his Twitter picture...9yr ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
I made chicken biscuits for breakfast this morning but this one looks like a baby's foot4yr ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/WTF
Found this little guy all alone in some brush behind my apartment (definitely feral, almost clawed my arm off). I'm willing to take the time to socialize it, any tips?9yr ⋅ JarrodAlonge ⋅ r/cats
