This is freaking hilarious 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/COfeLLSqTgC/?igshid=7tsr19pnxv093yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Posting here for some help in verifying the numbers. Is this correct??? 😳3yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Ummmm... your thoughts 💭??? 😂 😆 😯... https://www.eastidahonews.com/2022/02/pocatello-lds-church-converted-into-airbnb-that-sleeps-40-has-an-arcade-basketball-court-kitchen-and-more/2yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
You meet an old friend from church and aren’t sure he/she has left the church. If we all had a “secret” word or phrase to confirm we are “out” and not TBM what could it be? 😂2yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Did you know? These leaders of the church never served full time missions...2yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
By the authority of the Melchizedek Priesthood I bless you to have fun at the water park 😂2yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Anyone else get this kind of feeling after “breaking out of Mormonism”? 😊3yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Not brag’n or anything... but I was a 10 chair Priesthood holder! Just say’n 😂3yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Jesus’s final quick remarks to the lamanites during his quick visit to the American continent... (unfortunately Mormon must have excluded this verse of scripture during his abridgment process just to test the faith of those who would read the book 😂 )4yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Oh how great the cunningness and deceitfulness of the Lord our God! For He giveth commandments and hastens not whether thou knowest how to keepeth it! 😂3yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
What are your favorite examples of ridiculous BoM scripture verses? One of my favorite examples: If I were strenuously engraving words upon metal plates I would definitely write ✍️ my dates as long and repetitive as possible in to show I have written many pages for my school paper 📝 😂 like this:3yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Excerpt from: NO MAN KNOWS MY HISTORY! Catching Joe in a lie... Besides Kinderhook plates here’s another trick that was pulled on the prophet and shows how members would say if the Prophet is wrong about something “he is only speaking as a man not a prophet” #BUSTED 😂2yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Take your vitamins for less church and less general conference sessions 😂3yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
I have many poems that I’ve written over the years. Most have very spiritual Mormon tones and emphasis. Many have been shared over the pulpit in Sacrament meetings, Sunday school lessons, firesides, baptisms etc... this is my first one after losing my faith and beliefs in the church!3yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Am I worthy of a Mormon temple recommend with my “Corona Beard”? What say ye? 😂 P.S. Happy Easter from Brazil 🇧🇷3yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Blatant racism and affirming it’s church doctrine from First Presidency 1947:4yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Not very long ago seeing this would have strengthened my testimony 😂3yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Elder Holland hospitalized... just ask for a priesthood blessing with “The Faith Not To Be Healed” (sarcasm 100%)4yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
Remember when the Mormons believed in the literal “Gathering of Israel” before the 2nd coming? 😂3yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
The “Before & After Chunga”... 50 years old and time for gray hair and glasses! 🤓4yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/RadioRoninGoblins
I don’t get this temple teaching. What’s Lucifer talking about? Can’t be about Pre-mortal life, right? He says this world (physical Earth) patterned after the one you used to live. Reincarnation? Many lives on other Earths?4yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
3 Nephites: So, what does the “church” now teach or believe about their own scripture regarding THE THREE IMMORTAL NEPHITES who supposedly are still wandering around the world bringing souls of men unto Jesus?3yr ⋅ Jarom_Thurston ⋅ r/exmormon
