Fox News coming in to remind us they're largely responsible for nearly half the electorate living in an alternate reality.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Cruz and Hawley have demonstrated that the GOP will not hesitate to stoke an insurrection if it benefits them politically.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
He turned out to be even worse than some of us imagined.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Remember: it must always be assumed that Twitler is engaging in whatever acts he's accusing his opponents of doing.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Oh, shit. Fucking brutal. Pizza Gaetz deserves nothing less.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
The turtle in the senate can pretend to move forward all he wants, but Trump controls his party.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
There might be fewer cops now and the fascists think that's a threat to me? Bro, that's a fucking W!!3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
This right here is the epitome of what a conservative ideology amounts to in 2021: being the biggest dickhead possible.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Dems are working on a 1.9 trillion dollar relief bill. Repukes are whinging about culture wars or whatever.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Has Lahren ever had a good take on anything? She's such a fucking moron.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
MAGA is a platform built on a foundation of phony patriotism.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
It really does say a lot that their coworkers and family wasted no time in turning their asses in to the feds.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
It really is projection with these mfs. They called Biden sleepy Joe and this blobfish with a shitty beard who sees himself as the heir to the MAGA throne is literally caught sleeping.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
The MAGA cult couldn't even decide if the votes should have stopped being counted or the count needed to resume.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Hawley is a fascist and a traitor. We will not forget this.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Because the pro-life GQP thinks an assault weapon has more value than human life.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
The list of people fascists hate will just keep growing because those motherfuckers are absolutely garbage.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
And his cult doesn't see a contradiction here because they're absolute morons.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
It has been repeatedly revealed by the FBI the threat posed by white supremacist domestic terrorist groups and law enforcement did nothing because they are often sympathetic to white supremacy.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
The GQP has a raging hard-on for lost causes built on a foundation of white supremacy.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
The GOP is the anti-mask party. Because science is for liberal, coastal elites.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
On top of everything else, Pizza Gaetz also reportedly asked Daddy Trump for a blanket pardon.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Accurate depiction of the GQP trying to gaslight the shit out of us about the January Insurrection.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Fascists can only win by suppressing turnout because they have absolutely no ideas and normies don't care about culture war bullshit.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
That mask burning nonsense was just a circle jerk of complete idiocy. In other words, it was peak MAGA.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
A couple decades ago, the Republican party decided to pander to idiot conspiracy theorists. Now, those crazed conspiracy theorists run the party.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
He needs to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Preventing him from holding office again is the bare fucking minimum.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
He doesn't even want the job of president. He just wants the power.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Trump is a viral infection that we'll probably never get rid of, but at least he's out of the Oval Office.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
When we hear the alt-right REEE about cancel culture it's also nothing more than an attempt to distract people. Cancel culture is all they have because they have no ideology or policies.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Keep hammering it home what hypocrites the MAGA heads are.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Bragging about how people don't seek mental health help while they're part of the Christian system isn't the flex you think it is, my man.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Love this. Really wish Christians would just mind their own fucking business and leave people alone.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
A piece of cloth over your face the hill these people want to die on. Quite literally in many cases.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Hymns will just pop into my head out of nowhere sometimes. Anyone else?1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Any Christians bemoaning people leaving Christianity, this shit is why. In fact, this billboard PERFECTLY encapsulates why people in America are fucking off from the church.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
The MAGA cultists never really thought blue lives mattered, they just wanted a slogan to counter BLM.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Did anyone else grow up in a family that would pray out loud at restaurants?1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
I thought this was HILARIOUS and shared it with some people in a group text. A couple friends of my mom got BIG MAD and accused me of not taking the attack on Christianity seriously.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
I agree with her. These are all organizations or practices which have largely contributed to the normalization of the rising fascism in the United States.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Didn't the GQP claim that corporations had 1st Amendment rights just a few years ago? Are you telling they don't have ideological principles anymore? *surprised Pikachu face*3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Religious indoctrination teachings are always there lurking in the background.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
The armed MAGA cultists openly calling for sedition are absolutely terrorists.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Gotta give up their money to an obvious con to own the libs.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Christian nationalists line of thinking is that they have to indoctrinate children first before the world can.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Do you think secular folks and the libz are gonna make you publicly renounce your faith? What fucking universe do these people live in?1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Not merely content with racism, Huckabee also gives us a dose of transphobia.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
I forgot about this. Absolutely fucked. In addition to this shit, Hobby Lobby has obnoxious, sanctimonious stans who equate shopping at a mediocre craft store a tenet of their faith.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Literally EVERY Pure Flix movie. This is so fucking accurate.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
I don't understand evolution; so it isn't real basically sums up the fundies' take on evolution.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
UGH!!!! I'm so sick of hearing why aren't young people getting married kind of takes. Mind your fucking business, Karen!!!!1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
It really doesn't take fundies too long to reveal their extremism.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
This is the Ark Museum. The ark part is just a facade. The back is a regular building. I crack tf up every time I see this.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
I personally felt WAY more fulfillment when I began deconverting from Christianity.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
I have seen this a lot. I've also seen fundigelicals get big mad when someone insults a right wing figure and claim they were insulting Christians. That's also very telling. Because, ultimately, their religion is politics these days.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
What fucking kills me about Christian apologists is their smugness. Oh, you believe in atoms? Well, bless your heart.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Steven Furtick and his collection of expensive-ass sneakers have left the chat.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
This is just a variation on you left Christianity cuz you wanna sin. Being a pastor, you have a very limited scope of experience within your community and you basically live in a bubble.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
The whole true freedom comes from Jesus Christ thing is a huge fucking lie.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
The only reason I know about this story is because a relative who praised the insurrection was claiming that Dems wanted to get rid of police and I had to look up what the fuck he was talking about.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Kids would rather play video games than to go to church? It's definitely not because church is boring af. It's gotta be because magical imps took over their brain.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
The fact that there is so much brazen corruption in the GQP and they never suffer any consequences for it shows how fucked this country is.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
Fundigelicals have spent DECADES wrecking society and then in 2023 have the audacity to ask why is society so broken.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
What worries me is that Christian Nationalists are so mask-off these days because nothing can stop them.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
As someone who is (hopefully) going to be a therapist in the near future, these are the abysmal takes I expect to hear from my family this year at Thanksgiving. What the fuck, bro?!?!1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Tell me you live your life completely in terror because you live under the tyranny of a petty deity without telling me.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
In honor of the shit happening with Chris Pratt, this seems incredibly relevant. The it's a relationship, not a religion squad is so fucking cringe.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
I've literally seen fundie Karens call raising kids without religion grooming. The phrase loses all meaning when the fundigelicals use it and, frankly, I ALWAYS assume it's projection when they do.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
I always heard about the persecution of Christians in the US and I never saw evidence of it. Even when I was a believer.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Bro, the GQP are truly the ultimate snowflakes. 500,000 people died just because these spineless nihilists didn't want to hurt Trump's fee-fees.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
My mom tried to guilt me into calling my aunt. But last time I talked to her was over two years ago and she called me Satan spawn when I just mentioned being hyped about a D&D campaign.2yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Rightfully calling them assholes is persecuting them, apparently.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Getting married so young is a MASSIVE part of why traditional Christian marriageis a fucking prison.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
This is my understanding of it going forward. Let's never forget that there is data which shows Q Anon crazies actively interfere with real investigations into human trafficking.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
How about the Catholic church fucks off rather than telling him how to refer to his husband?1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
I fucking HATE the testimonies of former atheists, agnostics, skeptics, pagans, satanists, etc. Because 9 times out of 10, it was someone who was ALWAYS a Christian and they're just full of shit.2yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Fucking Christ, Dale is just providing a turducken of misogyny.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Liberty University is fucking useless as an education institution.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Hey, man, you can just, like, not be into anime. You don't have to invoke hell gremlins.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Even if they're not actually incels, there are SO MANY pastors who talk like one.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you!!! This is an AWFUL take on therapy.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Threatening to doxx people who go to have a medical procedure. 'Murican Christianity in 2022, basically.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Who the fuck was clambering to hear from this neckbeard? Purity culture is AWFUL!1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
The MAGA hat is both a mind control device and a good way to let us know that the wearer's IQ has been reduced.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/Fuckthealtright
I love when Jesus botherers describe Heaven as an endless church service as a selling point.11mo ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Fundigelicals always seem to indicate marriage is mandatory and are always angry and shocked when someone says they don't wanna get married.6mo ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
In addition to terrible movies, Pure Flix also makes awful sitcoms that feel like something you would have seen on regular TV 20 years ago. With a Jesus filter over it, of course.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Not sure anyone can relate, but there are people I actively avoid talking to because, no matter what we're discussing, the conversation will ALWAYS get redirected to Jesus. Every. Single. Time!2yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Grown-ass adult pastors are seriously out here like fuck yeah, we're gonna traumatize a 10 year old into believing in Jesus.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Rather than talk to her kids about the video game, Karen is gonna gather her prayer warriors like she's Odin summoning the Valkyries.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
There are SO MANY fundie Boomers who talk about marriage being hard work and indicate they hate their spouse yet insist that people get married and they really get mad at people not wanting to get married and/or have kids. What the fuck?1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
And, Christians really don't seem to have a problem with this pitch.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Saying I'll pray for you is a conversation avoidance tactic.3yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Because EVERYONE in evangelicals' lives must follow their specific rules.8mo ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Look at what Christian fundamentalists and Islamic fundamentalists want and it's like they're the same picture.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Real talk: why does it often seem like very religious Boomers fucking HATE their spouse?1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Holy fuck, this is literally all of my mom's church friends.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Christianity so fragile, bruh. Ever seen some of the shit the cite as being a threat to their faith?2yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
This was from my DMs. Why do these people act like this behavior is normal?2yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Holy shit, fundigelicals are STILL losing their minds about people in the church doing yoga? Bruh, they were mad about that when I was a kid.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Pascal's Wager is absolute bullshit and there's no logic behind it whatsoever. Change my mind.2yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
I fucking love that milennial and Gen Z women are majorly pushing back against the Christofascists trying to force parenthood on them.6mo ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Your god is a pathetic shitstain if he gets the big sadz over women choosing their own path.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
I love how asshole street preachers will deliberately antagonize people and then whine to their church when people tell them to shut the fuck up.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
The Christian Persecution Complex is a low key manifestation of their narcissism. They seriously think EVERYTHING is about them! Smh.2yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
Any therapist who touts their faith on their website lets me know to stay the fuck away from them.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
UGH!!!! I can't say why Earth is in the exact position it is, but a wizard did it is not a satisfactory answer. Unless you provide evidence that said wizard did it.1yr ⋅ JarethOfHouseGoblin ⋅ r/exchristian
