This completely matte black house I passed

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I do not desire leaves

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It’s just crazy enough to work

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I added my favorite new categories to our budget today!

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Put out the Star Trek stuff, boss

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Spotted this gem at Costco today

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What are you allergic to (besides work)?

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That’s how bagels work

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Biggest regret of my life was not picking this baby up at Goodwill

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For the days when I need a little morning motivation

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Something about this phone number seems off

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My favorite Starbucks hack: 2 shots of espresso over ice in a venti cup + premier protein (160 cals) or muscle milk light, as pictured (100 cals)

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My husband’s car smells like Tupac

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Someone was selling Darius Rucker’s comics at a convention

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