This is still one of my favorite things I have ever seen on Reddit because how close to home it hits...6yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
Heard this guy yelling the n-word at the car before him at the light.1yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/InfowarriorRides
We’ve all agreed that “When the Kite String Pops is doom af...what’s the opinion on this album?2yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/doommetal
Although Lucas may look like he’s inviting some “tummy rubs and skritches” it’s far from the truth, this is his attacc pose5yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/CatsAreAssholes
Earlier today, 400ug, a failed panorama picture and I caught the perfect picture at my peak and it’s beautiful4yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/Acid
Shout out to these roach holders or as my wife calls them “bobby-pins “? Sounds made up...4yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/trees
Hello there you bruised broken beautiful friends...me and this amazing floor believe in you4yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/Acid
Nothing makes me happier than my boy Lucas and a blunt after a looong day of production thanksgiving orders. Hope your turkeys don’t dry out, your gravy is delicious, and your mashed isn’t gummy...(hopefully) only 2 days to go chefs!!!! WeFUCKEN got this!!!!4yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
Hopefully the kid falls down, fuck I can watch kids fall down all day.3yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
Since nobody asked, here is the “seating area” of my break room...enjoy!6yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
I know it’s a male, but I still think he’s beautiful. I grew him from a single seed I got in my weed for the dispensary. I call him “Douglas”4yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/trees
Came across my favorite pic from a few years back...it was a Sat night and I had nobody...NOBODY else in the kitchen...no boh staff at all...just me...straight gangsta...I’m still proud of this one...6yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
My son made it through his first year of school and I couldn't be more proud11yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/daddit
They say most restaurants fail before a year...we’re now part of the statistic....shit happens. This ain’t the first time or probably the last...time for another beer 🤘6yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/KitchenConfidential
PBR paired with Totinos Combo pizza rolls...excellent way to close out a total shitshow of a weekend. PBR, pizza rolls and Alfred Hitchcock on tv... I deserve this8yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/drunk
Here is the reason I spent $5000 on a lawyer. Just so I knew he was safe and taken care of.12yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/daddit
I've never had much of a future, I've fucked up, I've battled addiction and many other things in my life, but other than my son, this is something that I'm immensely proud of. Time to turn my life around!9yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/Chefs
I didn’t come back to school after 21 years for this level of disrespect!!6yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/funny
Looking to find my sweet little girl Roxxy a new home. My son and I are moving across country and can't afford to take her with us. I'm beyond heart broken to do this.9yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/rva
Toss me a few UpBeers and I’ll change my Tinder profile to this exact same thing (except the picture...obviously)6yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/drunk
I usually end up losing a sock at the laundromat...today I gained one. I'm calling it the glory sock.11yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/funny
I received this text at like 3a.m. I have no clue what to make of this...complete stranger...6yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/funny
These are the 4 generations of Newton men. My grandfather is probably not going to make it another week and I can't afford to go be with him.12yr ⋅ jake_newton ⋅ r/daddit
