The evolution of Joseph Smith: Stronger Jawline, blonder hair. He went from Napoleon to Brad Pitt. What a glow up!3yr ⋅ Jake0790 ⋅ r/exmormon
15 characters is absurd. Not to mention the fact that we gotta log back in 30 times a day.7mo ⋅ Jake0790 ⋅ r/Lowes
They should make a mormon Office Space where a guy who’s mentally checked out just stops being obedient.2yr ⋅ Jake0790 ⋅ r/exmormon
When you leaving the restaurant and the “delivery” instructions have instructions for what sauce they want.3yr ⋅ Jake0790 ⋅ r/grubhubdrivers
All joking aside it would’ve been really hard for me to turn 30 single if I was still a tbm. But I’m 30, flirty, and thriving bitch.3yr ⋅ Jake0790 ⋅ r/exmormon
When you wait 10 minutes and they go “oh..” and give you the bag that’s been sitting there the whole time.5yr ⋅ Jake0790 ⋅ r/doordash
When you’ve been sitting at the hotspot for 15+ minutes and you see your competition go in with a red bag..5yr ⋅ Jake0790 ⋅ r/doordash
