StOp DrInKiNg WaTeR wHiTe PeOpLe!

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I think someone forgot a decimal point somewhere.

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-Give me $20! -We've only been on two dates!

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Someone missed my Apple joke.

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The more people I can deter from joining MLMs, the better. (Red = me)

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Being vegan makes you bulletproof

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Not so Headstrong now, are ya, Chris?

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Did I put my key caps on right?

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sToP eAtInG tHe WrOnG wAy!

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Cursive gatekeeping

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And then everyone stood up and fucked.

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