Boy, Obama really made a mess of things, didn't he.

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True

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66 Million people knew.

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We are all about to witness an historic spectacle!

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What a difference a week makes.

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Everything you need to know about today's hearings

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The architect of impeaching presidents says what?

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Trump: No one could have anticipated this

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He's the closest Trump will come to owning a dog

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The Dow Jones drops more than 2000 points today. How long before Trump blames Obama?

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Let us die? He'd gladly kill us all to stay in power.

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With Donald Trump, the WINNING is always non-stop!

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Best advice for Trump: Be afraid, be very afraid.

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It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear

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Trump Stiggin' it to the Kurds

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Just like his presidency, a fake tan, poorly done.

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Brad Pitt just got Dr. Fauci fired.

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TikTok teens and K-pop fans are America's newest heroes.

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In the interest of sharing and cultural exchange.

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Witness intimidation by tweet is a crime, so...

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When expressing how dumb that was in words just doesn't work...

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Many people are saying...

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Fed injecting $1.5 trillion dollars into financial markets is just corporate socialism bailing out Wall Street while Main Street can’t even get a Coronavirus test.

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No one could have predicted...

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Trump: “There are very fine people on both sides”

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WINNING! It's what he does!

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What if Obama had done this?

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Donald Trump: I just want to find 11,780 votes George Owell: Boy, did I call that right or what?

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Hello... Mr. Cohen?... this is Dear Leader Kim...

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Alrighty then...

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Not sure if good at job, or just meeting extremely low expectations

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Rand Paul wrote the book on how to Suck It

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On 9/11, he boasted he now had tallest bldg in NYC

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The real National Emergency is Trump

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Lindsey Graham: You had me at blow job

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GM Closes Lordstown Plant. Trump says: WINNING!

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Republican values

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Thanks Obama!

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And there won't be any Get Out of Jail Free Card!

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Cancel culture didn't cancel Lou Dobbs. Fox News did. What took them so long?

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My friend, Dennis Boeing says everything is fine

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Well I'll be damned, they really are Making America Great Again!

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I’ve never heard of anyone doing this before

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Anti-quarantine protests are picking up steam right across the country. Trump be like, meh.

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When all you want to do is prove your innocence...

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She's a Barbie girl, in a Trumpy world

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Kiss it and you're a lamprey stuck on Trump's ass

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He said we'd get tired of all the winning, right?

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From Total Exoneration to Total Bullshit

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I can think of nothing more despicable than using someone's own words against them.

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Canadians are always so polite, but they do have their limits.

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Wait a sec, isn't Trump the Anti-Corruption Pres?

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Alan Dershowitz is now channeling Jeffrey Epstein

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What would George say?

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Why just kiss the ass when you can climb right in?

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Are Trump Grammar Nazis Anti-Semantics?

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Lindsey Graham defends Trump's Lynching tweet

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Doesn't understand wind, but sure knows his cancer

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You mean all we had to do was open a dictionary?

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Guess who just got thrown under the bus...

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Laughingstock POTUS makes history at NATO Summit!

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Get ready for more The truth is not the truth

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McConnell's net worth: 2005: $2.9M 2015: $26.9M

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Trump: They were perfect calls

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Nepotism Barbie feels the Old Lady Burn

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He sits on 400 bills and it's the Do-Nothing Dems?

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It will be called The November Miracle, and America will rejoice!

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Lock Her Up!... preferably in a dog kennel!

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Trump can fix things that aren't even broken!

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Charles Ramsey deserves Free Big Macs for life. Who agrees?

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Oh, the prescience of George Orwell!

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Was his high school teacher 5 years ago

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Some Presidents Are Consoler-in-Chief, Others, Meh

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Ladies and gentlemen... The President of the United States!

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Things I learned during a pandemic: There were people in this country who actually thought Dr. Drew, Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz were real doctors.

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As America prays, Trump says No one has had a bigger positive test for Coronavirus than me, believe me!

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Who says Trump doesn't have a plan?

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Trump gets the Jersey, but a Snub on the Respect

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A direct hit on Mar-a-Lago may solve his problem

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Thx Trump! He says we're very close to a vaccine

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Uncensored version as per subscriber request...

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Let me see... where have we heard these are very good people before?

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Trump: Coronavirus is very well under control

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For more than 2 months Trump just ignored the Hoax.

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Trump ready to release first phone call transcript

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Makes sense to me.

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Will Trump's base burn their stimulus checks in protest?

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An Empty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste

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Russia throws Trump under the bus

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Meanwhile, at a trailer park in an alternate universe...

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Someone, PLEASE SAY NO! to his 4th of July parade!

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Trump: The cupboard was bear

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Bullying a 16 yr old..there's a Sharpie for that!

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Who else wants Devin Nunes to SHUT THE FUCK UP??!!

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GymJordan always comes to a battle of wits unarmed

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Just another Trump Toady...

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Trump read Jr's book Triggered He can read??

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Ignoring the best advice of staff, Trump chimes in

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Trump: Our CoronaVirus Team has been doing a great job.

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WOW! The President really is dumber than anyone thought possible!

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Russia, if you're listening...

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He thought that shirt would be a chick magnet

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A son not even a mother could love. Ouch!

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Donald Trump hates this image. His followers should get to see it in order to compliment him on his obvious mental stability and great presidential temperament!

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Which is worse: Trump or Drugs?

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When a stable genius has a hunch to save a bunch of money by avoiding pesky science.

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For Trump, revenge is a head best served on a pike

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GOP Stepford Wives make no attempt to break free

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Another historical achievement for the Trump Administration! TOP TEN, BABY!!

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When you won't go gently into the night...

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These are not the Sharpie notes of an innocent man

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Ivanka visits Columbia dressed as a giant lettuce.

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All roads lead to Russia

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Where's George? We Need Him Now More Than Ever!!

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Some people are saying he has Herpes. Trump says..

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Don't worry, Trump's fine lawyers will get him off

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Now I understand Trump's America First con

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Trump calms an anxious nation.

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FOX NEWS NOW chyron nailed it...

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Redefining what it means to be a 'Dumb Blonde' ever time she steps up to the podium

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Trump logic

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Turns out Stephen Miller IS who we thought he was.

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Trump is 1st POTUS to speak at anti-abortion march

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Best White House Press Briefing quote since March 2019: I will never lie to you

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Some men just want to watch Rome burn

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Laura Ingraham pours herself a double down on terrible COVID-19 advice claiming Trump Is Smarter Than The ‘Scientists and Academics'

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You can't make this shit up.

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Jaw-dropping Kompromat is the only explanation...

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God answered our prayers with a miracle!

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Faulty teleprompter my ass. This man is nuts!

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Does anyone feel sorry for him? Didn't think so.

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Canada rejects Pompeo's claim to Northwest Passage

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Trump threatens violence from Bikers for Trump

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Shit Or Get Off The Pot

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He's a pastor?? What's the bible say about lying?

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A real American hero responds from the grave

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Trump is back pushing the word Nationalism

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Don’t worry, Susan Collins says everything is fine

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Tell the truth you don't have to remember anything

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He thinks China is paying the tariffs, doesn't he?

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Many people are saying he knows if we make it to November he is going to lose and die in Jail.

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WINNING!!

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And please, don't send Ted Cruz back to Canada!

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Trump had perhaps his worst week yet. Could things get any worse?

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20 days ago, Coronavirus was a HOAX!... today, Nevermind.

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Even Bubba the Love Sponge was like, dude, no!

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Mike Pompeo says Trump is on a Mission from God

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Coming to a Goodwill's near you, November, 2020

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Trump's thinking: Why didn't I get a Goddamn sash?

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Coronavirus is apolitical.

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