Nothing says “we’re gonna kick your ass” like the intimidating color combo of tan and white.

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Bad Buddhist

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Do the best you can

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Response to new no texting and driving law in Texas, passed by the Texas House (63% R,) Senate (65% R,) and governor (100% R.) (x-post /r/thingsconservativessay

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Yeah, that’s the party that doesn’t do research.

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Just following the rules

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Saving the world one dimebag at a time

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Berkeley Breathed just posted this, thought y’all would enjoy

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I mean, he’s not wrong.

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From the party of pro-life.

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Hockey game just got REAL interesting

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Pointy ended cylinder, about 4’ (1.3m) long on the side of the bell tower at our local museum which was built in 1893 as part of the local college. The museum was destroyed by fire this past week and I’ve been taking drone footage and noticed this object and noticed how prominent it is in old pics.

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The ever present red neck Nazi incel, deep in bumfuck Texas (I can say it, I’m from here.)

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Big Strong Jer is now Big Strong Jillian. Good for her

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Yes, yes it is

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“I’m Brad Thomas and this is Sports Biz”

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This is one of my neighbor’s profile picture. I guess he’s a pedophile AND the guy who stands at the counter and chooses what scratch-offs to buy with the winnings from his last one.

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Blocking every walkway in Sam’s because they can’t park their buggies 10’ away

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He should have that looked at by a doctor, not just advertise it for the world.

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I could fill this sub with my home county (note the cross)

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You’re what?

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Every. Damn. Time.

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I don’t wanna wear a mask because it’ll make me look stupid.

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Guy in my (84% voted for Trump) county spent money on this billboard to encourage...someone? I might just have to crawl up there and decorate it. Any ideas? (Sorry for the low quality, was done in a rush on my phone)

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To promote the Bible as a useful “parenting app”

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My god, someone did it

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Career advice

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Drove 5 hours home from work to spend the day with my wife on her birthday only for her to give me a gift.

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Not sure if statues count, but here’s one recently unveiled in my home county.

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Tried a new setup while bored at work

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I know my rights guy called out.

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Help: stuck seatbelt (story in comments)

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User for 1 year hates whales.

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And ea wy

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Texas State Fair ride has a random picture of Nic Cage painted on it.

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This is America. Her vote counts the same as yours.

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Good News

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You are so close...

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West Texas is not supposed to be cold enough that the coffee forms an icicle when spilled.

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Sure am glad I worked to actually get first place. Totally worth it.

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This might be the last straw. I can’t tell what I’m supposed to ship unless I either screenshot and zoom or see what I have 1154 of in the warehouse. Not to mention available ships not showing up in the list.

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Well, now what?

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Prof wants student to write his paper.

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Aww that’s cute, let me spend 600 gems on a ship that’s literally 1/33 the size of my smallest ship

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Thanks Siri.

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Nearly a book’s worth of responses have gone through my head in the 5 minutes since I’ve read this but I know typing them out will just be a waste of my time.

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Just. I don’t know.

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Oh that’s cool, a wholesome Texas chamber of commerce golf tournament.

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Omg it finally happened. No town hall upgrades for 3+ months, 48 dock upgrades later...

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No caption needed

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Way down at the bottom, you can see why we’re in the mess we’re in.

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Seriously?! All that grinding and now I get to upgrade it?

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Finally got a work phone, but Microsoft says I need a subscription to save/edit Excel files on my iPhone. Then they pull this...

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I guess no one is immune.

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Not sure if this counts...

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Just saw this on a Denton cycling Facebook page. Be careful out there.

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The instant I got Titanic in the bay, an iceberg pops up right next to it. Coincidence or some dark humored devs?

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It was a good fight, but I give up

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My “family-oriented” company provided thanksgiving dinner since they couldn’t bother to let us go home.

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My town voted for a new school board member today. This guy won.

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Went to the wax museum with my youngest‘s class. Ran into Bat Masterson, he bears a vague resemblance to one of The Ticket’s own.

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Why does my makeovr keep messing up? It’s on still. Looks good for a week or so the goes wonky.

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Yes, National Geographic, that’s exactly what I would like to see at dinner time.

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Just give me that rose garden look.

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The charging cable that came with a new product.

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This one might be hard to complete.

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Caught this badass smoking tires at every red light. Sorry for the quality, he was just too fast for me.

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Cute pun until you read it again.

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My first attempt at a makeovr background.

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Decided to become an official member, only took 8 minutes.

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