I see your 50L round bottom flask and raise you to a 72L. Your move.

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Psych has taught me to never reject a hospitable offer, even if it is meant to be empty

8yr ⋅

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Told an employee there was a roof leak in their store. He may have not thought this solution through.

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Someone returned this little guy to the shelter because he wasn't puppy enough. Reddit, meet Tank.

9yr ⋅

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My partner had already solved the transgender bathroom quandary in his bar well before these new laws came into effect

8yr ⋅

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My reaction if I had an 18 year old try and sue me for college tuition

11yr ⋅

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First time poster. Trying to be more confident

8yr ⋅

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I told him we were all out of rawhide

8yr ⋅

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This power washing job at an Elementary school

6yr ⋅

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Meant to take a video but ended up catching the muzzle flash from a .44 Ruger

6yr ⋅

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Jersey only hires the best designers for their parking signs

8yr ⋅

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Coming in early, working through lunch, covering three positions, and staying late. I had a spare minute to put this together.

9yr ⋅

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I got banned for slightly misinterpreting a post and apologizing for it. Tolerance at its best.

7yr ⋅

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Rerouting airplane traffic during a thunderstorm at ATL

8yr ⋅

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I live in Wilton Manors, FL which has a huge gay community. Some moron in a van yelled out to me while I was walking home from a Halloween street party. I surprised myself with my response.

7yr ⋅

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Meant to take a video but ended up snapping this pic instead at the range. .44 Ruger

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Management done right

9yr ⋅

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Packing tape VS. Hurricane Irma. Who will win?

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My name would be Schrodinger and I too would have a fancy hat

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