Found a good boy as I'm walking around shopping
You had me going for a second there...
The post that got me banned from r/conservative. I guess they are uncomfortable with socio-economic facts
Thats how I like my meth
I know peasants didnt learn geography back then but...
Well, my eugenics program is a roaring success!
Burgundy survives into late game!
Allright everyone! Vote for the guy you hate the least!
You know you're tough when this event is the free prestige event.
My empress isnt the brightest one out there...
[In Progress]Finally! I now have enough ingredients for all the Vodka!
So THAT'S what they meant when they said colonies cost more if you go over limit!
The brave little Frankfurt who tried
Wellp, the AI figured out the succession game...
Hur durr Ima kill tha Upururr!
I dont get why people hate the comet event so much...
The flimsiest excuse in history.
Fastest I ever united the damn place
My sister does not make very good arguments...
AI figured out the succession game pt2: Kurwa!!!
The mustache disturbs me greatly!
Byzantine refugee program. This guy so nice, he took in all byzantine landowners. ALL of them!
Exploring some quality seeds (Seed: Judas)
Dont you just hate uncoordinated uprisings against the oppressive regime?
Am I running an army here or a brothel?
England, I didnt tell you that you can walk here! How are you doing that?
You sneaked out of prison just to have a rematch?
Well damn... that's a first!
When your friend has a NP5 Lancelot with Kscope
Achievement complete: measure your age with children
The embodiment of glorious Zoroastrian Eugenics
You guys got it pretty bad eh?
This kid will have a bright future!
The AI knows how to minimize border gore!
I too like to live dangerously!
Muscovite Siberia has your terrible name placements beaten!
Kebab had a bad time
But how can I say no to free paper mana, or free stab, or all that money!
Why is my CE so bad despite my cap being on the coast, and both provinces being only a short sail from each other?
This seljuk guy... not the most brilliant military mind out there...
I die on the battlefield. But not because of that hole in my chest. Its actually just old age!
Aquitane: Strongest kingdom!
What is this New World you speak of?
Points for dedication
I guess it was worth keeping the old hag around after all! Part: 2
Everyone hates the vikings. Even without war or being raided.
When you lag so hard, you cant even respawn
If you have problems with retinue capacity, always save up money for after you conquer a big place to buy some more retinue
Ya mate, thanks for killing me! Here, buy one on me!
So the Italians managed to conquer the defeated Byzantines.
Proof that AI cheats
[HIP] Why can't I holy war this guy?
Denmark is the best at conquest!
Empire's most charismatic ruler: When this guy gets going, he gets EVERYONE on board.
Byzantine, Wat? Aragon, Stahp! Karlings Pls!
I guess it was worth keeping the old hag around after all!
Where all the rebels get deported
You can fabricate kingdom claims?
Bavaria stronk! Poor thing usually just fails epicly
So I had a revolt when I tried to revoke a title. Which triggered a Peasant revolt that wasnt hostile to me. Said revolt then left to kill some heathens.
So I converted to Catharism... and all these filthy Catholics started a few uprisings...
Favorite event in game: Byzantium knows what is best in life.
Sir! We cant take that province! There's just no way!
18% war contribution
Pomerania how did you... whaaaaaaat?
Fort! You had ONE job!
[Absolutely Haram] Timmy, Ming, Kebab... you guys look abit sick. You ok?