MRW my therapist asks why I keep engaging in self-destructive behavior5yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I pull up to the voting center at 8:00am, and there are a bunch of Trump flags, a few confederate ones, lifted trucks taking up multiple parking spots, and country music blaring.3yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Nice PR disaster you got there.... would be a shame if you............. fired the very capable PR leader just before the storm.3yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
My bathroom spider, Alex, grabbed a cockroach while it was walking, lifted it up, and began eating from its face7yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/WTF
With all this talk about BBQ... Texas style brisket, salt and pepper, no sauce, no mustard. Let’s go!4yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
This is what the sale at the practice field looks like. The ‘legend’ at 1pm was Jonathan Wells. Anybody know who was there at 3pm?2mo ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
Lovie personally emailed my his chicken stratch, asking me to come to NRG to support the team next weekend.1yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, and Reader on a Feeder, now get ready for..5yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
That one episode of 'Salute Your Shorts' that made anything from 'Are you Afraid of the Dark?' look weak3yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/nostalgia
Season may be over.. but my wife and I traveled to Nashville for the game, and ran into Rick Smith at a restaurant bar. He wrote our names down on a napkin, and told us to go to will call at 10:45am. Badassery ensued.6yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
I laughed out loud at the comment regarding the first shot at the Rockets game4yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
It may not be low calorie, but most mornings I assemble what I think is just about the 'healthiest' smoothie one can make. What do you guys put in yours?6yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/HealthyFood
When my wife picked me up from work, and was playing a Christmas Music station in the car. 12yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/funny
Inspired by /u/Level_Dreaded, who ended up not being an old white woman, here is me in my Merc jersey with my tailgating buddy in the Platinum lot, back when that was a thing.3yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
[Homemade] NY strip cooked on lump charcoal, deep fried sweet potato fries, and caramelized brussel sprouts8yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/food
My brother is a pilot and was doing #justpilotthings at hobby. Saw this plane that belongs to Bob McNair8yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
MRW I mention to a coworker that it's tough working with 3 young kids at home, 2 of which have started remote schooling, and he says he knows what I mean because he has a dog and a cat bothering him all day.3yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Met Jacoby Jones tonight. Lives near me apparently. He's a great person, we talked about parenting mostly. Didn't mention 'the drop.'8yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
Was looking at /u/quickonthedrawl's famous Week 2 defense rankings over at /r/fantasyfootball and saw some comments that made me fall even more in love.9yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
Got checked in to my hotel the night before a conference in Indianapolis, and then I saw it..5yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
Just painted my dining room table, and the walls too - looking for suggestions on what chairs would look for the room. Chair suggestions, please? Want to spend less than 350 for 4 chairs.11yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/InteriorDesign
Found roses in the front where there was no sun. Few green leaves and good roots. Transplanted into rose soil with good sun and water. Leaves turned brown and fell. Pull or wait till spring? Zone9b Houston6yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/landscaping
My wife's reaction when she's been getting ready to go out for 45 minutes and is almost done9yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Full English breakfast for game day go Texans. Brock turns corner after the bye?8yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
Attention Rick Smith, I made you a positional priority chart for the draft.8yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
Really cool (and pretty accurate) chart from Mike Clay @ ESPN that shows positional grades and remaining free agents ranked.5yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
Swapped out the fog lights to match the 502a LEDs. Pic is 1 down 1 to go. I'm happy with the extra light that won't be annoying to other drivers. 5k XML2 bulbs from diode dynamics.7yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/f150
Vegas ranking of all 32 teams - Texans at 10, Chiefs at the very top, Colts at the very bottom.7yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
What is on fire by San Luis pass / Galveston? Seen around 12:45pm on this very safe southwest flight6yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/houston
Chicken, sausage, and a sirloin tri tip done brisket style on the kamado joe. Collard greens done with bacon and some of the beef trimmings after the smoke. 225 on a wee bit of hickory and oak for 4 hours.6yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/smoking
MRW my wife and I are having an argument, and she looks at me and she says 'You're right'10yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/reactiongifs
#80 was at our cook off tent lastnight along with Mario Williams. He wasn't too photogenic. Sorry Dre.9yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
The plane next to mine has an interesting pattern of ice on the top.8yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
MRW the airline cancels my flight same day because it wasn't full enough to profit, I miss my important meeting, but they still send me a cheerful automated email asking how my flight was?8yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/reactiongifs
The most carries by a single back in 1 game last season: Alfred Blue, Week 3.8yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
551 easy miles on my first ever truck.. a 2017 3.5L eco 10speed lariat I've had for 10 days and boom. Loud pop noise from the back. Check engine light and won't start. Booo.7yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/f150
Bacon LPT: If you like bacon that is extra crispy without being overcooked, bake in the oven on a raised rack.11yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/foodhacks
Another success of taking a whole brisket and cutting it lengthwise for an 8 hour cook and the joy of being able to smoke the other hald in a few weeks.5yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/smoking
Tried splitting a prime brisket lengthwise and froze the other half. Came out great. Over oak, pecan, and lump charcoal in a Kamado Joe to 203.5yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/smoking
I really want him to do well.. but this is a hilarious picture. (Texans fan here)10yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/oaklandraiders
Current Draft Contest 1st round entries - 54 total entries, 17 unique players8yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
Grantland's Bill Barnwell provides his take on this scenario which could produce eight 9-7 teams in the AFC Wildcard Contest.10yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
My league rewards 1 pt for every 30 yds of kick returns. I targeted my draft to exploit that. Thnk it will pay off?11yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/fantasyfootball
Bacon LPT: If you like bacon that is extra crispy without being overcooked, bake in the oven on a raised rack. Bonus LPT: run the drippings through a mesh filter and store for later use when cooking.11yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/LifeProTips
My attempt at fancy homemade dinner: Grilled Salmon Filet with a Mango Pico De Gallo, Brown Rice cooked with Lime, Fresh Avocado, and Stewed Black Beans and Pineapple. 12yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/food
I married into an English Family (Northampton) - The wife says I make Fish n Chips right. Does r/England approve?12yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/england
Bleacher Report's predictions for the fate of Brooks Reed, Kareem Jackson, and Ryan Mallett this offseason. Staying, or Going?10yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
I saw an interesting stats comparison on NFL.com.. It made me think, if we do take a defensive player at #1..10yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
Doing a fishless cycle on a newly refurbished and cleaned 60g - 2 real plants. I want /r/aquariums to help me pick what community to build. I've only kept goldfish before... what communities will do well with no heater and low maintenance?11yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Aquariums
Serious Advice - you really should know what this mallard has to say.11yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I was worried my dog would have issues with my newborn baby girl... then this happened12yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/aww
Was browsing /r/Texans and saw a premonition for the upcoming season.. Dat Win Doe!10yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/Texans
Proof that fantasy football depends on not being unlucky. This is my week 1 lineup. 12-team. Everybody but my QB is done for. Hope this cheers some of you up.11yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/fantasyfootball
I've been scoring awesome raised gardens for years by taking empty tile crates from constructions/renovations in my area. They usually are trashed. Line with fabric. Done.11yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/gardening
My Commish is using some interesting scoring. How does 1pt PPR, 0.25 rush attempt, -3 INT, .025 QB completion effect scoring. Take Schaub for instance, many short passes vs long balls, not many INTs. Foster as well, many many short-mid carries. What about position draft order?11yr ⋅ IUMaestro ⋅ r/fantasyfootball
