First time meeting my doctor, but I think I need a new one now. I was awkward sealing on the inside.8yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm really surprised I've never seen this guy on here before. His whole twitter is a gold mine.3yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Found my first one in the wild. Ran into her on tinder and EVERY photo she has is like this.5yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/Instagramreality
I'm not sure why I keep falling for this, happens every time she texts me.8yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My Mom went shopping before she left for a week, my Dad said this last night.7yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I once went 28 years without having sex, and then again for another 75yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
In a thread about a Karen making racist remarks about Juneteenth enjoy your fried chicken and collard greens1yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/AsABlackMan
Got an interview today, but I'm not going into it alone. Got the whole crew with me6yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/seinfeld
Benny Mac was at Disneyland and my parents said what's up to him. Class act.5yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/kings
One of my friends does this shit because he thinks it's funny, it's not.9yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I blessed my middle school class today by showing them a masterpiece.6yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/raimimemes
My mom called me back after she missed my call, I answered before she was expecting it...I just wanted to say hi.10yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Decided to make u/CaptainOutstanding's dad the face of the tank and promote him to Commander!6yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/kings
Totally wasn't trying to get laundry done or anything, please sit right down.9yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/cats
Came to this realization shortly after winning the radio contest.9yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
We couldn't find an aluminum pole in time, so my roommate made one himself. And now, for the feats of strength.5yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/seinfeld
Went to the doctor for an STD check up, it was very cold in the office.7yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Skipping all the small talk to get to the questions I really want answers to.7yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/Tinder
After spending 2 hours passing and being passed by this guy on the freeway I really want to ask9yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Made a concept with our new kit sponsor, looks pretty sweet if you ask me!9yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/SJEarthquakes
Headed to the game tonight, but hurt my finger at work. So naturally:6yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/OaklandAthletics
Had this guy driving behind me for a while on the freeway. Doesn't make the road any safer.9yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Found this on the front page: Guy falling for 9 seconds while trying to score a goal9yr ⋅ ItsNotSpaghetti ⋅ r/Predators
