The future is here, and it ain't bright.

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He's got a point.

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All of them.

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They don't call it the great equalizer for nothing.

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It started as a penal colony, and it's going to end as a penal colony.

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Here George, try this.

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All of them.

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He's not wrong.

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For those I love, I will do horrible things.

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Fxck This Dystopia

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From what I've seen...

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Thank you for your service, no thank you for your opinion.

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Damn that was quick

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Oh yeah, sure Linda, mmmhhmm...

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Mmmmmhhhhmmm....

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I guess I'll just die

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The idiots never cease to amaze me.

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For legal reasons this is a joke.

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Yea

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You know... The thing....

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Them Appalachians tho.

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Words of wisdom.

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Just a little

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80lbs huh?

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I'm being infringed upon

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Ok, let's try this.

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Who needs 6 dildos anyway?

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They are the same picture.

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I'm good, thanks.

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Relationship goals

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They want your toilet paper.

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Found in the wild.

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Huh?

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The Cold Hard Truth

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Same thing

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You can run but you can't hide.

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AK Guys for the win.

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Kalm.

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Coincidence? I think not...

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Here we go...

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GOING BIG CHIMP STYLE

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A broken clock is right twice a day

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Stop simping. Buy gear, Buy ammo, Train...

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WRONG

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Hmm... Irony anyone?

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I see no problem at all.

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That didn't age well

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Circle back on this.

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Pathetic

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I'm gonna head out

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Yee Haw!!!

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Answer the question sir

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Over or under?

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Rooftop Arabs?

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Gun safety 101

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Lord help me.

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Guys only want one thing.

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Oh, the hypocrisy.

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Ooof

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Crazy lady...

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Jokes on you

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Help a brotha out

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Every single one.

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yOu nEeD a LiCeNsE tO cArRy A gUn

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Every frickin time!

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Make gun vending machines a reality!

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Do what now?

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Drill baby drill!

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I think that tweet gave me cancer.

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Here ya go.

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Sorry not sorry.

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Voted for Biden? No ammo for you.

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Not at all.

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Freedom is freedom

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Ying and Yang

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Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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Stack up then.

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Yeah, we know.

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Good Wisdom

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Right?

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Its hilarious.

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Rusty Shackleford strikes again.

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Oh come on, man!

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I'll take that into consideration.

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The rarest of shows.

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I hope you wear a 34 in men's.

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Yes but ..

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I like this shitpost flair.

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Oh no! I Blew him up!

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Cue the Mandalorian references

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Not really surprised.

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*Laughs in Vietcong*

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Too much COD

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Stop.

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Liberty > Security

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Come And Steak It.

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I have achieved comedy

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Here we go

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The truth

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Come and Take It

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Something like that.

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Always with the penis.

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It's like talking to a brick wall.

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New EDC who dis?

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I can't stop laughing

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I love America

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Remember what they took from you.

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$319,000 is a little high.

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I like to call it, investing in precious metals.

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Uuuuuuhhh... Yeah...

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An interesting title

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If you are single drop an F in the comments.

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Stay mad.

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Brandon is a Texan now.

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Just do it!

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She's a keeper

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Yes it is indeed your boy

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I support the 2a but...

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*grabs lotion while crying*

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What rifle would be on your wall?

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Might as well.

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Who done it?

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Saddle up

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Zzzzzzz

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Damn Clint...

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aS a VeTeRaN

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Stuffed dogs eh?

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Drill go brrrrrrr

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There's no brain in here

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Stonks

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You make me sick...

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Stuffed dogs ehh?

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My dad would have beat my ass

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Alrighty then...

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aS a VeTeRAn...

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Where da bolt go tho?

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There are many like it but this one is mine.

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Nobody won 2020

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Just picked up this p10c.

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I will live free even if it kills me.

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I cry at the end, everytime...

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Dry Snitching Is Still Snitching.

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Low energy Dr Seuss meme.

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I wouldn't want to step on your.......

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This is the way.

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We all know that feeling.

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Matt is totally right, these terms are acceptable.

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Don't breath and you wont contract it.

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Next up on my Tour of Texas

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