On my first day of my first job, my boss said this to me, and it's stuck with me ever since.9yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When my virus scanner says I haven't ran it for more than six days.8yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When I started my first job, my boss gave me this piece of advice, and it's stuck with me ever since.8yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This is for the checkout worker who was texting with one hand under the bench and scanning items with the other while making full conversation with me.8yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If I go 24 hours without committing an act of violence, I'll consider that a victory.10yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My grandma gave me a pair of the warmest homemade socks for my birthday.10yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This is for the checkout worker who was texting with one hand under the bench and scanning items with the other while making full conversation with me.11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I've got two black eyes, two busted lips, a swollen nose and a date!10yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My ex recognised a post I made and texted me to ask me to stop posting on Reddit because she didn't want to be reminded of me..11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Without this I would just have a controlling ex-girlfriend redditor, and too much time on my hands.11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After thinking I'd be judged for walking into a convenience store wearing a full suit, my Dad gave me this one11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To the guy who chose to move to the couch on the first night he spent at his girlfriend's house.10yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Can I do anything about this absolute fuckwit texting while driving on Gympie Road? One of the highest crash zones in Brisbane. I have a clear shot of the licence plate too.5yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/brisbane
Physical dependency is rare, but it's worth mentioning. If you get tremors, or have hallucinations, go to the ER immediately, it may save your life.8yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
A simple feature in Spider-Man that should be implemented into any game with loading screens.6yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/gaming
Just discovered this! The Uber app has a better public transport planner than translink lmao3yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/brisbane
To the woman in my area that screams twice a week at a different neighbour for being too loud and unruly.11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
This new template has great potential; it’s simple, repeatable and recognisable.6yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/MemeEconomy
After my neighbour yelled at my friends and I for talking too loudly at 6 PM on a Saturday..11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Found on a Facebook buy/sell/swap group. At least this salesperson is being honest about their product.6yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/antiMLM
This maybe be an odd request, but I want to go on a weekend drive in a really foresty area like in the included picture. Does anyone know a place like this near Brisbane? Cheers!6yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/brisbane
Appreciating a good question, regardless of whether you have an answer or not.11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Found out today that I won't have a job in two weeks, through no fault of my own, but at least I've got 700ml of coping mechanism here with me. Happy Fri-Yay.7yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/drunk
It not only annoys me, the worker, but also the person behind you.11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
As a lazy Australian seeing/hearing about Black Friday insanity..11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
It's played off as being funnier, but if you really think about it..11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I caught this 33 cp Charmander within 24 hours of Pokemon Go releasing and I haven't seen a single one since.7yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/pokemongo
Then I get onto the topic of his lack of testicles and it makes me feel a bit better.11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I made this tower of cans and stuff. I'll headbutt it and film it if you want.7yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/drunk
The Normanby announced their NYE event on Facebook, does any one know what the “+bf” means in the prices for the packages? I’ve wracked my brain and I can’t figure it out. I bet it’s something super obvious too.. screenshot of confusion included.6yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/brisbane
Why the hell is this the first thing google suggests when I type in “how long”??6yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/funny
Whenever I see a real life ghost video that kinda maybe scares me a tiny bit..11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
If someone offers you a cigarette, this is why you should say no.11yr ⋅ ItsaMeMattio ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
