C/S she hears a flapping noise coming from the driver's side.
Loafing waiting for me to get out of bed.
Jokes on you, started on the second try!
I went to Dragon*Con in 2010 and saw this person. She was more than happy to let me take this picture.
Every time Netflix asks me this, I giggle
Stupid, sexy Flanders
Obviously the most important question to learn...
Just need a repair.
Goddammit, Dodge. Why does this happen at least once a week?
In luxury cars, they show you how to fit two sets of golf clubs in your trunk.
I don't think you're using that word correctly.
I'm not upset about this rolling into my shop.
I work at a car shop. Customer came in for tires today stating that he ran over a dead deer.
My H has (almost) been stolen!
Look at how gorgeous this tray is!
MFW someone tells me covfefe isn't a word.
Customer put his spare on backwards. Hope you wanted to replace your brake caliper.
The name Dachshund literally translates to badger dog in German.
Not sure if this is allowed, but Costco is having a sale on Bicycle bricks for even cheaper than they already are. If you want to grab backups, this is a great chance. (xpost /r/cardistry)
MFW the chicken nuggets & fries have the same baking temperature.
After riding in a car for 1100 miles, I'd say she's adjusting well.
This is Comet. He's 3 months old and he loves people watching.
Only took 23 years, but I finally did it!
Saw a terrifying sight when going through old paperwork today at work.
Found some childhood memories the other day in my old house. I just wish I could track down more of them there. :-/
One of my guys came over and asked me if this was right
Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy? Then they would both have pie!
Now I know where to go in case of the apocalypse.
Yeah, I see all that. Can you fix it or not?
Oh, I'll kill myself if Portugal doesn't win.
Easily one of the biggest lies at a tire shop.
Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga?
This is gonna happen, right?
It's like they knew I wasn't feeling well today.
What pythons are really like (x-post from /r/funny)
Found this at a tattoo shop in Montreal. (x-post /r/funny)
TIL the Corrupted Fire Hawk is basically just a skeleton.
I better get my tires rotated before getting gas.
Neckbeards & Fedoras
I like playing Diablo 3 alot
MFW someone doesn't realize no one is two separate words
Not sure if this is allowed, but Costco is having a sale on Bicycle bricks for even cheaper than they already are. Starts the 11th.
MRW I see a fluctuating queue time countdown.
Who's been screwing with this thing?!
Old Walgreens into whatever this store is. I keep meaning to go in there.
The perils of flashing nightlies.
Poor Tesla wheel. :(
Nevermind the check engine light, gotta put tape over the airbag light
C/S I ran over a dead deer.
First blue screen on Windows 10 after running it as my main OS since the 1st. Not bad.
This is what I see each morning. Hard to believe she was a stray that weighed 3 pounds.
Explains why you're taking the bus...
Girlfriend's sister just bought a house. This is in the closet. What is it?
How does this even happen?
Here, bunny bunny!
Careful out there, guys.
I personally think Winter Veil makes Crystalsong Forest look even better
Shaved loaf :( [Story in comments]
This is the alternative school by my house. I like to call it Out of Options.
Didn't puncture. She was pleased she got to work on time.
I just filled it to what it said on the side of the tire...then multiplied by 11...
After moving back to Indiana from Portland, I've noticed a disdain for cyclists
Never thought I'd see these two things next to each other on a voting ballot.
Just hit 2 today. Each step has been mostly a dead stretch.
Why is Walmart the only store that has to have a sign like this?
Had to stop by another shop for work and found a unicorn!
It's okay, Google. Your images can't be right all the time.
Charging rapidly (10 hrs until full). This phone is awful if you're a mechanic.
My fingers haven't looked this good in years. Probably decades.
Made it up to a 0 today! My freakishly large earlobes make them look smaller than they are.
I got two top pieces of the bun from Burger King.
Dually wheels bolted together.
For those with T-Mobile here, LTE has been turned on.
I think it's about time for an upgrade.
Found this guy while on a hike in a park about 30 miles east of Portland, OR. (Diadophis punctatus)
She likes to hang out on my computer chair
Why would you need 5 hour energy on Breaking Bad? (No spoiler)
I work at a tire shop. One of the beams was installed at an angle.
It's hard to think she used to be a stray.