MRW I’m being polite to the insurance adjuster over my case (guy backed into me, and I’m 6months pregnant), and she offers to send me 1600 dollars for pain and suffering. That means no medical bills, my car is getting fixed, and I get to relax about hubs missing some work yesterday.6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Look what was posted in my Mom group! I needed this. I was just started on insulin and feeling terrible about it.6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Well! I wore the dress! I felt more comfortable with this duster/cardigan thing.5yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
Trolls, why the hell are women sharing this on my Facebook?! I’m legit pissed.6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After 22 hours of labor our beautiful girl made her appearance via C-section today! 9.9 on the apgar, 6lb14oz, and 21 inches long!! Head full of hair and absolutely perfect!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
She has both hands wrapped around my finger while she nurses. 😭 day two of our journey!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/breastfeeding
MFW I think my cats are playing with their mouse squeaky toy (that is disturbingly realistic sounding), but I get off the couch to see why they’re fighting and see they double teamed a tiny mouse that’s slowly dying.6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I had my babygirl yesterday (Pics in post history)! MRW my husband was rocking her, crying, and said “You were right. This changes the way I look at everything. I need to be a better person than I am, and we’ve gotta make this world safe for her.”6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today I passed a dog laying in the street, but had two car seats, a stroller, and groceries in my car. I couldn’t pick him up and the local vets didn’t have anyone to send to get him. This woman5yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
MRW My 4 month old daughter is sleeping on my chest while baby talking and rubbing my face. I never knew motherhood could be this amazing.6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Y’all! My babygirl’s Dino blanket is finally here. My sisters friend sewed it for me and now that I have it I don’t want to share it with my little girl.6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
MRW people ask what our Christmas plans are since it’s our last Christmas without a baby.7yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Keto double chocolate chip cookies! Recipe link in comments! The batter taste delicious. Waiting on these to cool!4yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/ketodessert
MRW my 4month old daughter is asleep on my chest baby talking and rubbing my cheeks. I never knew motherhood could be so amazing6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
We may not be EBF, but she still passes out when she gets it off draft. 😂6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/breastfeeding
UPDATE: I ordered a 5x in the first one (SHEIN) and it fit a little loose. But I ordered big for my chest 44H. The panties that cake with 🔥🔥Second one HOLY SHIT! Wore a bra with it and these fishnets. DAYUM! I’m not a fan of how the third one fits, but the sizing seems accurate. 5x,3x,5x4yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/PlusSize
Got stood up for my friend date. Right as I finished my makeup4yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/lookoftheday
MRW I wake up with swollen tonsils and may be coming down with strep, so I can’t hold my baby. Last weekend it was the stomach virus. Why is this happening to me?!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Since Lane Bryant let me down I figured I’d try somewhere else. Fingers crossed everything fits!4yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/PlusSize
This sounds like a brown recluse bIte. The woman who shared this owns a business in my small town. She proceeded to condemn all mothers who vaccinate in the comments, and in the process lost loads of business.5yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/vaxxhappened
My 3 day old little girl has a touch of jaundice, but we are being discharged today after a night on the lamp. She’s still nursing like a champ, and my colostrum is transitioning!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/breastfeeding
Does anyone know where I can find this? I cannot find it on their website. 😭 I don’t know if I’m am not looking in the right spot or what.4yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/PlusSize
My cousin had to have an emergency c section with her first child yesterday. She’s never had surgery before. Why do people feel the need to have a pissing contest! She feels like something is wrong with her because she said it was painful.6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Trolls, I’m going to be a mom in 2 weeks and I’m not prepared to give her this blanket. I have been waiting to receive it forever, and now I don’t want to share.6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Almost bought this. I just couldn’t get over the neck line. I’m trying to wear more dresses because I feel cute, but the food that will get cleavage caught is truly terrifying in this dress5yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
After 9 months of stress and worry after my miscarriage our daughter made her arrival 2/15/18. Thursday she turned a month old. She has changed my world completely, and I’ve never been as happy as I am now. Sleep deprivation and all! I can’t believe I helped make someone so amazing!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/happy
Our first tree, in our first home, and it’s on a table because it’s our first Christmas as parents!5yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/christmas
Losing weight and getting more comfortable in dresses. However, this one has 10/15 pounds to fit well. It makes me look all boob though5yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/bigboobproblems
Best day I’ve had in a while! I celebrated my 3 year wedding anniversary, and we got to see our sweet baby girl in a 3D ultrasound and she has her Mama’s nose and her Daddy’s lips!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/FreeCompliments
I swear I cannot wait to meet my girl! I’m getting induced the week of Valentine’s Day. I’m hoping I can go before, but I had to buy this Valentine Dino6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Y’all, I just got my diaper bag and I’m packing it with Liz’s stuff. It is getting super real!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Moms, I discovered a collage app and made a collage of collages. Collagception if you will. I love this sweet girl. She gave me her first smile Wednesday on my birthday.6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/Mommit
[PIC] [WIP]my husband and I say Unyun instead of I love you. I’ll really proud of my first attempt at CS! You guys are so inspiring.5yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/CrossStitch
Our rainbow baby is here! 22 hours of labor and ended with a C-section. She’s so perfect. 6lb14oz and 21 inches long! Today is the beginning of the rest of our lives!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/February2018Bumpers
34 week maternity shoot in 29 degree weather! I’m not going to lie I’m feeling cute!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
No clue what this is, but she’s constantly talking about using it. Driving me crazy. She’s enticing so many people too.5yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/antiMLM
Hobby Lobby has so much nursery decor for 50% off this week. It was so hard to get out with only this! Their website doesn’t have as great of a selection as the store!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Choice is open! Has anyone seen anything about the lip line corrector?4yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/BeautyBoxes
Took 1ml of 300mg tincture last night at 8pm. Felt it immediately. Went to bed at 12, woke at 5, and got ready to go to the zoo in Nola. I was absolutely out of it for almost 4 hours. No lights on in the house if you get my drift.4yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/trees
Suns rays are beaming, face beat, and running on less than 3 hours of sleep. At least makeup makes me look less tired. 28F4yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/selfie
What can I do to keep my face looking “natural” while also diminishing the appearance of pores? Aside from the pores I love the eyeshadow. PLEASE CCW5yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/MakeupLounge
Does anyone else have “Toss a coin to your Witcher” stuck in their head? 28F4yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/selfie
So I emailed Ipsy about shipping information because I received none. They made it out like I had the wrong address on my account, but they’re shipping another for free. I’m really just curious how they lost my order honestly. I’m glad they’re replacing it though.5yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/BeautyBoxes
Tried a new shadow look. It didn’t turn out like I wanted. It matched my glasses though! 28F4yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/selfie
UPDATE: It supposedly shipped. I still have no tracking information. 🙄🙄5yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/BeautyBoxes
MFW the person I hate shows their true colors and everyone witnesses it. (Pic of my niece)6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It may not look pretty but this low carb Zuppa Tuscana soup is FIRE! Recipe link in comments!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/instantpot
My daughter has incredibly curly hair and I have no idea what to do with it. I detangle, brush, use curl specific products and it gets like this within minutes again. What can I do?5yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/curlyhair
My husband graduated yesterday at 2:03pm! Our babygirl was 6lb14oz, 21 inches long, and scored a 9.9 on the apgar. After 21/22 hours of labor our journey ended in a C-section, but I wouldn’t change it!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/daddit
We graduated 2/15/18. 22 hours of labor ended in a C-section. Wouldn’t change a thing. She’s here!! 6lb14oz and 21 inches long.6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/beyondthebump
My week old honey mustard baby’s bili (jaundice) levels are down. No more heel pricks for us!6yr ⋅ isuckatmario1991 ⋅ r/beyondthebump
