No good deed goes unpunished.

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Don't forget, Chooms

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Exorcism

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In Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (2001) Irish first-year student Seamus Finnigan accidentally blows up his drink while trying to transmute it to Rum. This apparent off-hand joke about the Irish being explosion-prone alcoholics is in fact foreshadowing of JK Rowling being kind of a racist.

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Worst. Movie. Ever.

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Stop crucifying yourself, stop crucifying yourself.

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Did you know, that Jared Leto is a lifelong comic fan and had been preparing for his role in Morbius(2022) since he was a teen. Google Jared Leto fifteen year old fan for more.

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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says Washington, it belongs to his owner.

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No, Lauren, you aren't doing better.

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[META] Rule 6? What's that?

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Despite the 2013 movie Pacific Rim being set in the year 2020, at no point are any characters shown playing the video game Cyberpunk 2077. Widely believed to be a continuity error, this was actually foreshadowing of the fact that Cyberpunk 2077 will not be coming out in 2020.

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Joseph Smith was called a prophet, and he liked 'em young.

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Don't forget, Chooms

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Just a gal writing poems for her... roommates.

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What do you call half a million dead babies?

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Witch trials were wild.

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They hanged him for a traitor, they themselves the traitor crew, his soul goes marching on.

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[META] Historymemes when a nazi says they hate communists:

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Just hanging out.

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capitalism rule

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Is this propaganda in the room with us right now?

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Mistakes were made.

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Cold war memes get pretty heated, don't they?

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When Roman Polanski won Best Director for The Pianist(2002) Harrison Ford accepted the award on his behalf. This is because Roman Polanski was unable to accept the award himself, due to having fled the country after drugging and violently raping a thirteen year old child.

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I have only one yardstick by which I test every major problem, and that yardstick is: Is it good for America? - President Dwight D. Eisenhower

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RIP Six Grandfathers

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A victim of cancel culture before it was cool.

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The Founding Father under the microscope:

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Nobel Peace Prize go brrrrr.

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Pile of scrap, worthless old steel. No longer in motion, trash under the ocean.

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The choice is clear.

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In Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) the character Dobby is portrayed as mentally unstable due to his obsession with attaining freedom from his enslavement by Lucius Malfoy, a wealthy white landowner who enjoys dressing up in a robe and hood to terrorize those of 'inferior blood.'

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Russia claiming Ukraine is building dirty bombs sounded a little familiar.

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An incredible journey... that ends in a train wreck.

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Timeless words.

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The origin of the phrase kill them all and let God sort them out.

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rule

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Thank god the sun finally set.

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The old colonial switch-a-roo

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Checkmate, socialists.

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rule

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And then... things got worse.

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The most useful idiot, everybody is saying it.

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DAE think [name of subreddit] is a better game than [other game]?

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Oh boy, I sure hope this terrible thing I'm doing to protect the reputation of the church doesn't get exposed and hurt the reputation of the church.

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Many promising young chosen of heaven have mistakenly cultivated the clown sutra and become no better than arrogant young masters.

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Both sides

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the nazi boat sunk, the turd reich did too.

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Reject Modernity, Return to Tradition

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He made one campaign promise, and he kept it.

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Of the illustrious Baldur's Gate Tav family.

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I thought I was doing ok until I got to this monster. I can try, but he never dies.

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Boil 'em, mash 'em, eat 'em as they are.

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Natural enemies.

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You get a coup, you get a coup, you get a coup!

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[META] Let's see what's under that mask.

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In Pokemon: The Johto Journeys(1999) long time cast member Bulbasaur is the victim of repeated sexual assaults by the newly introduced Herocross. These assaults are frequently witnessed by the entire main cast, most of whom are underage.

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The problem with being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness.

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Flaired. Users. Only.

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Rand Pauls ass is the rightful historical territory of his neighbors boot.

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I didn't even know he could write!

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She began her investigation expecting to find illegal adoptions, the reality was worse.

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With the help of William Barr

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Historians at a loss.

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When people say getting rid of Trump will bring back the 'good' GOP.

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'Shall not be infringed' 'wait, no, not like that.'

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After a pilgrimage to Mt Tai, Senior Sister Wanda attained enlightenment that allowed her to pierce the Dao of Hypocrisy.

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It's like playing chicken with speeding train, only the train is a fascist overthrow of democracy.

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If Morrowind(2002) was such a good RPG why did it have worse looking graphics and melee than Cyberpunk2077(2020)?

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Melitele be praised.

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The manuals to the sects ultimate forbidden technique were never recovered, but I'm sure that's a coincidence.

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Even Venerable Senior Gu Zhen Ren could not resist the demonic cult and was forced to abandon his cultivation of the Gu Daoist Mantra.

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Merry Coupmass.

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What a nice lawn.

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Dear Evangelicals

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Surely the esteemed cultivators gathered today will give the MatialMemes Sect some face and not bid against me?

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Oh so NOW they want to defund the FBI?

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Same as it ever was.

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Fellow Daoist Billy may only be a body tempering junior, but with such a firm and upright dao heart this senior is confident in his future.

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21st century advertising to distract from 18th century business practices.

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Freedom girl

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Local man gains 500 mmr with this one simple trick, pubs hate him FIND OUT HOW

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Divine Throne of Primordial Blood, in a nutshell.

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So I know how to sharpen my weapon... but how do I clean it?

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Happiest cat in all Latvia.

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I know what you want, Stalkers.

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Finally managed to kill a titan without hooking its neck and flailing wildly.

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