Just embracing being trapped under a pile of drunk people (2003). Side note: I do have a full set of teeth.3yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/blunderyears
Grade 8 graduation. I wanted to look like Ludacris so I got cornrows. Narrator: She did not look even remotely close to Ludacris.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/blunderyears
Was going to reply “You havin’ a stroke bro?” until I opened the text and realized it was a customer. So... thoughts, prayers and Aaaaxxxzzzzxxxzxxzxxxxxzxxxxxztzzxzzxxzzzzzxxxzxxxxxxxxxzzzxe.3yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/ihadastroke
His favorite activities include hogging the couch and trying to eat cat poop.3yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/velvethippos
Someone’s puppy got loose and squeezed through my gate. My hippo entertained her while I found the owner.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/velvethippos
Not as bad as the cornrows but here’s me in 2005 roasting marshmallows in rubber boots and a wizard hat.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/blunderyears
A mix of short fasts, IF and OMAD = jawline. Booya. Sorry for the crap quality.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/fasting
Mark Hunt once did me a solid and participated in a commercial/short for my company. We got to smear ketchup on his face. 90% chance my life peaked at that moment.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/ufc
Nem nuong BBQ platter. Spicy marinated pork grilled on lemongrass skewers and served with rice paper, vegetables, mango, rice noodles and chili peanut sauce. Eleventy/10 would burn my face off again.3yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/HealthyFood
Back when I got my other grandmother baked: “I feel like that Woodstock place.” Then she asked my dad how old he was.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/trees
My friend and I baked a chicken then realized that we got so immersed in the idea of baking a chicken that we didn’t think to make any side dishes. I call this “Baked Herbed Chicken With Fridge Stuff That Might Go Bad Soon, and a Touch of Salami”.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/HealthyFood
F/31/5’5” [270>160=110+ lbs] I don’t weigh myself anymore but here’s me at 15 vs. me at 31.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/progresspics
Hummus plate with shallow fried falafel, coleslaw, pickled vegetables, Persian salad, protein pita bread and grilled peppers and tomatoes.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/HealthyFood
Salmon poke bowl with avocado, mushrooms, cucumber, mango, radishes, seaweed, sprouts and brown rice.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/HealthyFood
My mom uses her dog as a shovel when she can’t reach places. Doggo gives the job 10/10 and is looking for more work.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/aww
“Good morning. We demand food or zoomies. Or food followed by zoomies. Either way there will be zoomies.”3yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/velvethippos
Avocado, eggs and smoked salmon on toast with an olive oil and balsamic dressing.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/HealthyFood
Snack I made for some friends. Ground sesame, almond and cashew balls rolled in dried coconut and skewered with sliced strawberries and bananas. I really just wanted to get rid of the skewers.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/HealthyFood
[I ate] a cream cheese and smoked salmon bagel with capers and balsamic dressing, topped with an egg.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/food
[I ate] a hummus plate with shallow fried falafel, coleslaw, pickled vegetables, Persian salad, protein pita bread and grilled peppers and tomatoes.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/food
There’s always that person that tries to use Family Marts and 7-11s as landmarks.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/MuayThai
Grilled king prawns with spinach, herbed baked potatoes finished in olive oil, a tomato rose, and garlic, lemon and lemongrass mayo dipping sauce.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/HealthyFood
They said I could be anything, so I became a Miss Vickie’s stock photo.3yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/LesbianActually
Before I left Canada my grandmother let me get her baked. At the same time, my mother asked me to pile up some bricks from the green house she tore down on the patio while she went grocery shopping. This is what she came back to.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/trees
“If you guys had emails I wouldn’t need to call this meeting, but since you’re here I’d just like to inform you that my dirtbike tires are not chew toys. Thanks.”3yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/velvethippos
Chickpea hummus with olive oil, beet hummus, and lentil mash with vegetable and toasted whole grain dipping sticks. Need to work on the beet hummus recipe. It was good but the beet flavor overpowered the other ingredients.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/HealthyFood
[I ate] a breakfast sandwich with eggs, bacon, cheese, caramelized onions and tomato bush relish.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/food
When life gives you lemons throw them out and go drink pina coladas.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
[I ate] a halloumi bagel with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions and smoked BBQ cream cheese.4yr ⋅ islandfool ⋅ r/food
