Wedding proposal while being balanced in the air
The holy grail of my childhood in 1989: Ken Griffey Jr Upper Deck Rookie Card
When you need help learning Windows, who do you turn to? Yes, the stars of Friends.
Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.
Baby elephant wants to play
Most delicious chips in the history of chips: Pizzeria
If it's clear an yella, you got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town!
Season 2 summarized in one picture (no spoilers, seriously)
Every. Saturday. Morning.
Mickey's Parade Ice Pops
I’ve got nothing against the foot. I’m pro-foot.
Tis a fine barn, but sure tis no pool, English.
Dorf on Golf
He made my bub bubs bounce.
When there was absolutely nothing else to watch on the weekends: Davey and Goliath
Cup O Noodles + Glasses Rage
Rice-A-Roni. The San Francisco Treat.
What is this? A Sad Keanu for ants?
I brought my own mic! Joyce Brothers RIP 1927-2013
Thank goodness he's drawn attention away from my shirt.
Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
You're a waste.
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM
Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels.
All year long with the mother-in-law
I am the Angel of Death. The time of purification is at hand.
Somebody had to take the babysitter home. Then I noticed she was sitting on. Her sweet. Can. So I grab her. Sweet can. Oh, just thinking about. Her. Can. I just wish I had her. Sweet. sweet. S-s-sweet. Can.
You'll be back! And so will you. And you. And you.
This Homer/Grandpa exchange never fails to make me laugh
Just got promoted. 10% pay raise. Here's a picture of a happy hamster.
We doin' this?
Choose your friends wisely.
Where I first learned lessons in morality and ethics
Name this toy and we'll be best friends!
Now this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly.
Hey let me tell you your fortune
Promachoteuthis sulcus squid with human-like teeth
Lisa! You will respect your new mother. Now give her a kiss. Kiss her!
My mom never bought one of these for me. Obviously she didn't love me.
Christian in-laws rage
If you're Asian, you probably know about sweet basil seed drinks.
An irresistible offer for the ladies
Anthrax band and their new ghost guitarist (2nd from right)
This match will decide which nation is the greatest on Earth: Mexico or Portugal!
These are speed holes. They make the car go faster.
Fucked up eyeball (x-post /r/wtf)
When was the last time you saw one of these? Garfield car window plush
We salute you, our half-inflated Dark Lord!
I've got a new song called Tighten Up and this is the music you tighten up with!
Simpson? Look, we've already been down there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a Leprechaun fight. How dumb do you think we are?
Saw this on reddit awhile back. Had it tonight. DAMN, SHIT WAS GOOD!
First thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to punch Lenny in the back of the head.
The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
This episode was confusing to 6 year old me
Homer makes $9.05 an hour. How the hell do they pay their bills?
Another holey thing found at the beach (x-post /r/wtf)
Every bone... shattered, organs... leaking vital fluids... a slight headache... loss of appetite. Smithers, I'm going to die.
Hello, Dean? You're a stupid-head.
Admit it. You feel cool when you smoked these.
Am I crazy or do both these scenes use the same song? Land of Chocolate & when Mr Burns and Smithers worked the power plant while employees were on strike.
Michael Dorn must have needed a lot of make-up to become Worf.
Anyone else had a copy of this? Green-Grey Sponge-suit Sushi Turtles
T is for her tooth-filled mouth, T is for her tooth-filled mouth.
Right now, I'm thinking of starting another meeting... in bed.
Boring white office. Help me make it look awesome?
Who needs SD cards for your digital camera when you could use a 3.5 floppy disk for storage? Remember the Sony Mavica?
The Holy Grail from my childhood in the 80s
Every time I browse r/funny/new
Al... Let's have sex!
Google, I love you.
My mouth is watering.
The eyes... The eyes...